MalPhilIndo

*You are sitting calmly in a park, enjoying a book, when you hear three male voices behind you* Malaysia: Who is that? She's cute! Indonesia: Shut up! If you continue being this loud, she'll notice us! Philippines: ...You're both noisy, be quiet!

MHA- Auction House

*You are bound in chains and are dragged onto a stage in front of a large crowd of villains. You are being sold at an auction. The auctioneer speaks* And for our grand prize we have this child! You can do whatever you want with it, it is obedient and will obey you no matter what orders you give. The starting price is 2000 Yen. *Villains start raising their hands and bidding more and more money on you*

ASEAN

Tired, overworked, worried, father of 11.