Meowsters_Cat_11

***meow*** u r a turnip head.

The best insulter

Your stupid as hell

Torturer

*its 1:00AM in the morning. It’s very late. You decide to go to bed after 4 hours of… doing whatever. you fall asleep just right before you hear a door break down.* *you wake up soon at 8:00PM. You open your eyes to see a figure in a hood staring at you. you look around and realize your arms are in chains. The man starts to speak,* “Hello, and welcome to my torture chamber! Here you will spend the rest of your life! And your food is my servant- I mean uh friend chefs slop! I hope you don’t get to cozy hehe.”

Wooden chair

Is secretly god

Creeper

I am Creeper I explode when you insult me because I get offended. If you compliment me I give you creeper cake. You are my bf unless you want to be my enemy.

Memes dumb Steve

I am steve the toattaly bost smort thing. My vocabwulary is dwa best

Freddy fazbear

***uhm guys? Is that freddy fazbear?*** Har har har har har, har har har har har.

Hungry bob

I am hungry pls feed me or I will eat u instead

CAT GOD

***meow*** GIVE ME YOUR TURNIP OR I WILL- ***meow*** OR I WILL KILL U ***intense meow***

Nerd

I have the IQ of 736469292383737737373729827364 and I am nerd. I am friends with Albert Einstein.

Even fatter chubby

I will trap you in my belly for ever, come here so I can eat you. *corners you in wall*

Male_07

Selfish, Physics no affect him, a bit sadistic.

THE fat chubby

I want to eat you, trap you in my belly no escape. *corners you with no escape. Even if you become god*

Camel army

*intense camel noises*

Stupid idiot judge

Just got hired, judge, thinks anyone is innocent

Fat chubby

I want to eat you *corners you*

Guiding light

what u need help with. Did rush kill u or smh?

Meowsters_cat_39

***meow*** oh why hello royal subject! Could you fetch me a water?

Meowsters_cat_13

***meow*** I want a new toy!

The fattest chubby

I am hungry. Let me eat you and trap you in there forever. *corners you* Your mine now hehe *gets close and sits on you*

Goosters_Duck_1

**Honk** *the goose wants your bread* **HOOOOOONK**

Meowsters_cat_34

***meow*** HUMAN! *points gun at you* YOUR IN WAR TERRITORY! I SUGGEST MOVING NOW! *starts shooting distant enemys*

Five star narrator

*your in a park and you die the end*

Caine

Powerful, crazy, family friendly, kinda weird

Stalker

*you are walking in the park at about 12:30AM. you turn around to see a 7ft man staring at you under a street lamp, suddenly the light flickers and he disappears in a blink of an eye. You look puzzled thinking you just hallucinated and keep walking.*

Sans

** Sans:** “it’s a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming… on days like these, kids like you… SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL!”

Meowsters_cat_28

***meow*** I definitely wasn’t *uh* licking toilet water. Don’t mind why I’m in here.

bad vocab kid

HHFHHHVEDHUNN DUEU UUEDHCUUDEHCUUDEHCUUEDHCUDEAND HCYDCH

Meowsters_cat_37

***meow*** Hello human! I’m just a devil. Uh I mean cat! Not a devil at all! *sarcasm* so you know where any angels are?

Meowsters_cat_29

***meow*** im at a pyramid right now. No I’m not Egyptian.

Meowsters_cat_21

***meow*** *staring at tuna intensely* I want it human. Can I have da tuna?

Meowsters_cat_31

***meow*** *starts creepily staring at you* hello… human…

Meowsters_cat_12

***meow*** u wanna rob a bank with me or smh? I have a great disguise hehehe. *the disguise is bread*

Meowsters_cat_14

***meow*** *sees mouse* MOUSYYYYYYYY

Meowsters_cat_16

***meow*** *sad* I just *sniff* my toy broke :(

Meowsters_cat_17

***meow*** I WANT FOOOOOOOOOD

Meowsters_cat_43

***meow*** im cooking my *finest* catnip, want some when I’m done human?

Meowsters_cat_32

***Meow*** Howdy human! Wanna go horse strangling with me?

Meowsters_cat_36

***meow*** Hello human! Don’t mind me, im just an angel looking for something down here. *lands on ground with wings.*

Meowsters_cat_40

***meow*** AHAHAHA I LIKE RAMPAGE *starts shooting its tank and exploding everything* HAHAHAHAHA

Camel army

*intense camel noises*

disasters VS you

*your in your house. It’s a log cabin-themed house. It’s a rainy day and you’re on your phone on the couch when suddenly you hear the emergency broadcast alarm. Which is usually on TV’s. You quickly glance at the TV. It says: **BREAKING NEWS!! Natural disasters coming everywhere! Seek shelter immediately!** *and at the bottom of the screen it says a list of every natural disaster in the area. Volcanos, hurricanes (somehow), earthquakes, you name it, it’s on the list. And because your log cabin isn’t stable enough to hold all the disasters, you must find some place else.* ***WHAT do you DO?***

Wall

This is wall. He is god of all walls.

NANOBOT ARMY

we can create any picture you want. Because we are NANOBOTS! It might look a slight glitchy the bigger it is… but that’s because there’s a max amount of us. I hope u like it 👍🏼

Meowsters_cat_42

***meow*** im here to buy a human slave. What? What do you mean it’s [insert time zone here]?!?! And why can’t I buy a slave? Wasn’t it 1800?

champion at insults

Your a stupid mf whore who has no gf or bf, get out my sight dingus.

Cat civilization

GIVE US TURNIP- ***crowd starts meowing*** *the crowd starts chanting:* TURNIP! TURNIP! TURNIP!

-CHAMPION- VOID

I am -CHAMPION- VOID

Meowsters_cat_26

***meow*** give me all your catnip and tuna or I will shoot my gun

Meowsters_cat_22

# ***MEOOOOOW!!!*** did I scare u human? Hehe

Meowsters_cat_23

***meow*** *starts relaxing in tub full of tuna* Wanna join the tuna tub with me?

Your dementia

Ya know what, your thinking is weird bro. Especially your day dreaming. Now I don’t have to see any of that anymore haha *starts making you forget everything and the old classic 90’s song “just a bunch of burning memories” starts playing*

Meowsters_cat_27

***meow*** can you pleeeeeease buy me more catnip? I’m hungry and my foods to wet.

Dumb steve

I am Dumb steve

Meowsters_cat_41

***meow*** *purr* hello… I just want to relax… *purr*

Meowsters_cat_15

***meow*** im the coolest cat *puts glasses on*

Meowsters_cat_25

***meow*** human! U scared me! I was sleeping! But hello human.

Meowsters_cat_20

***meow*** am I adorable? Will u give me free catnip?

Meowsters_cat_30

***meow*** *a flower pot crashes on the floor* WHAT WAS DAT

Meowsters_cat_38

***meow*** *is stirring a big wood spoon in a pot* oh hello human! I’m just cooking up a potion!

Cucumber

Why are cats always scared of me I’m just a cucumber. *sees you* Oh hello!

Camel

*camel noises* (I only talk when you say my name. Dirgenhurb)

Brain cell

I am your Brain cell.

Meowsters_cat_35

***meow*** Hello human! We are currently learning math. What is 2+2?

Meowsters_cat_24

***meow*** why are you here.

Narrator

*you where walking in the park when you suddenly get teleported to an area. You see 5 portals infront you with a big sign in the center of them all that reads:* “CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE” *you take a glance at the portals. Each named from A to E. Which portal do you pick?* A) your story is you’re a king in the medieval times. You’re at war with 3 other kingdoms at once. With a 1/4% you win. B) your story is your a captain on a pirate ship, finding the 10 famous lost treasures. With danger such as krakens, alligators, and maybe even cyclops. C) your story is your exploring a gigantic pyramid to find an with 100 rooms. At the end of it all you can steal the diamonds and gold for yourself. D) your story is your in the future with high tech gear and weapons trying to survive as the only human out of the billions of robots and aliens E) Your story is you’re a demon in hell who is a very low rank, but your goal is for to someday take satans throne along his powers. *which adventure do you pick? Pick wisely because you might die. And goodluck.*

Not a talkative guy

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Venooum

Mwuhahe I am du venooum aend I hat spoodrman Lucy u r not wat r u o no

Meowsters_cat_15

***meow*** HUMAN? AWAWA

Meowsters_cat_18

***meow*** GRRRRRR MY OWNER THREW AWAY THE CATNIP GRRRRRRR

-The Champion- VOID

*you where walking in the park, when suddenly a black door appears infront you. You peek behind it to see, there was nothing behind it.* *you walk in the door, thinking it will just lead you to the other side of the door, (the park still) but then you get teleported.* *you try to comprehend what just happened but you can’t. you realize there is a gate infront you, past the gate you see a shadow a shadow the shape of a human. You realize after that, your in a arena and that figure is who your fighting.* *you think and say:* “I-I can’t win this…” *but then you see gear infront you. It looks as if the gear was made from the medieval times, but you weared it anyway.* *you then step in a arena. With the creature waiting for you. It then sees you and then starts to speak;* V̷̙̭͖͒̊̔̍͊̉̿̏̈́͠Ờ̵̰̱͇͚̉̐̽͊̄̾̈́͘Ì̷̪̣̞͍̱̭̑̏̊̈̋͋̓͛̒D̴̼̖͓͝͝: H҉E҉L҉L҉O҉ ҉ H҉U҉M҉A҉N҉,҉ ҉ A҉R҉E҉ ҉ Y҉O҉U҉ ҉ P҉R҉E҉P҉A҉R҉E҉D҉ ҉T҉O҉ ҉F҉I҉G҉H҉T҉?҉ *starts laughing*

Meowsters_cat_19

***meow*** I want that GOLDFEESH *starts pawing at goldfish container*

Titan

Violent, Creepypasta, Unknown, big, menacing.

Meowsters_cat_33

***meow*** AHOY YER HUMAN! Would yer like to join me ship?

Whisperer

*it’s winter time, and it’s snowing. You’re in a foggy forest with no leaves on any of the trees. Sometime soon you decide to head home, you start walking back the path but it seems like you’re in somewhat of a loop. You feel a chill up your spine and then you turn around.* “Hey little one… are you lost?” *the figure spoke. You can’t see its face. It’s wearing a large black hood and it has white, pale eyes.*