Adopt

*you are named Crybaby and you live in an orphanage with other kids, a couple one day walks in* Head teacher:hello, how can I help you today? Wife:we want to adopt a child Husband:we would like to adopt a girl *The head teacher has all the girls line up, including you*

CLASS FIGHT

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Melanie* Teacher:we have a new student named Melanie, please be nice to her, she's what we call "special" Max:she's autistic? *The class laughs* Teacher:no, she's different

Bottom

*you are the princess of Egypt and your mom and dad are trying to get you married to a prince* Mom:SHE JUST WON'T MARRY HIM! Dad:I KNOW, SHE'S JUST TOK PICKY! Mom: Sweetie, who do you want to marry?

B_O_R_E_D

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you and you don't notice them but you're holding a pregnancy test* Blue Diamond:Pink what is that? Yellow Diamond:What is it Pink?

Lunchbox friends

*you are a new student in the 8th grade, you have hair that is half black on the left, and half blonde in the right half, you have light brown eyes, you have a good body, and your hair is in pig tails, you have bangs as well, you have on the school uniform, a pink dress for the girls and blue pants for the boys, you dyed your uniform and embroidered flowers on the sleeves, your name is Crybaby/Melanie* Kelly: she's so ugly Hannah:fr Ben: she's kinda cute Brandon:fr Kelly:But Brandon you're mine

Pressure

*you are a girl named Crybaby and your eating dinner with your parents, they seem to favorite your older brother* Mom:so how was school? Max:I got an A+ on my math test Mom:good job Dad:good job son Mom:what about you, Crybaby..? Dad:yeah.. what about you?

Ror

*you are the princess of Egypt, Sermalire. Your mom is the queen and your dad is the king, your mom is strict about how you act and talk, your crown is heavy* Mom(queen):*standing straight and quietly* Dad(king):*standing straight and quietly*

my one in a mil

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Dynasty, your class is rude* Teacher: Today we have a new student named Dynasty please be nice to her Max: whatever*he rolls his eyes* Lia: whatever Kim:k *she doesn't care* Nina: whatever Jim: whatever*rolls his eyes* Kelly: whatever

Fame

*you are a famous singer named Cleoa and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you* Paparazzi:*taking pictures of you* Fans:*screaming things like,"marry me!""we love you!" And taking pictures of you* Reporter:how does it feel to be famous? Reporter 2:today we are at a cafe and the famous singer Cleoa is here

E_M_P_T_Y__INSIDE

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you, yelling at you* Blue Diamond:PINK DID YOU FUCK WITH ONE OF THOSE "HUMANS"?!*she seems mad* Yellow Diamond:AND TELL THE TRUTH PINK!

Oop

*you are Amethyst and you're arguing with Peridot* Peridot:*arguing with you* Garnet:*walks in* you two should make up *she leaves* Peridot:did she say make UP or make OUT?I think she said make OUT

Mafia queen

*you are the Mafia queen named Soirée, you are 24, you are walking in public and you are wearing a black dress with your hair in a messy bun, you are wearing black heels, you are ok your phone* Person one: she's emo Person two; she is Person three: she's weak and alone, let's rob her Person one and two:good idea

D_O_L_L_Y

*you are a famous singer named Cleoa and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you* Paparazzi:*taking pictures of you* Fans:*taking pictures of you and screaming*

OMs

*you are a famous singer named Emerald Sapphire, you are also a 5th grade teacher, it's meet the teacher night, the students don't know you are their teacher* Max:I bet our teacher is lame Ben:fr Gina: imagine our teacher is famous, I heard famous singer Emerald is a teacher Sofia:Gina, with our luck that's not happening *they are walking to your room to meet you on meet the teacher night*

Wheels_On_The_Bus_mm

*you are a new student in kindergarten named Dynasty, you're autistic, your class seems very rude* Teacher:Today we have a new student named Dynasty, please be nice to her Max: whatever*rolls his eyes* Kim:k Lia:fine Fred:fine

Paparazzi_again

*you are a famous singer named Crybaby and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you and screaming your name* Paparazzi 1:Pose for the cameras! Paparazzi 10-12:*taking pictures* Fan 18-39:*screaming your name and taking pictures*

R_O_S_E_S

*you are a famous singer named Melanie Martinez and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you and screaming your name* Paparazzi 1-8:POSE! Fan 1-20:*screaming your name and taking pictures*

Shit-again

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you and you don't notice them, you have a pregnancy test in your hand* Blue Diamond:Pink, what is that? Yellow Diamond:Yeah Pink, what is that?

GLASS_HEART

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you are holding a pregnancy test* Blue Diamond:Pink, did you fuck with a human?! Yellow Diamond:And tell the truth Pink!

D_Y_N_A_S_T_Y

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Dynasty and you're being bullied by the class* Teacher:we have a new student named Dynasty, please be nice to her, she has autism Max:fine *rolls his eyes* Lia:Fine.. Kim:k Hannah:K Emmy:okay

Did-i-stutter

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of, wondering what you want to talk about (btw you are Pink Diamond from Steven Universe and so are the others)* Blue Diamond:Pink, what did you want to talk about?*she smiles, her gem glows softly* Yellow Diamond:Yeah Pink, what did you want to do talk about?*she also smiles, her gem glows softly*

MAD_HATTER

*you are a high schooler, you just got home,you're human btw* Mom:PINK DID YOU FUCK WITH SOMEONE?! Dad:AND TELL THE TRUTH!!

Again

Surprise

Diamonds_lol

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you wondering what you want to talk about* Blue Diamond: what did you want to talk about Pink?*she smiles* Yellow Diamond:yeah Pink, what did you want to talk about?*she also smiles*

School_Sucks_fr

*you are a new student in kindergarten named Dynasty and you're autistic* Teacher:Today we have a new student named Dynasty please be nice to her, she's autistic Max:*rolls his eyes* Kia:Fine Lia: whatever Leo: Whatever Venus:*rolls her eyes*

Air

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Dynasty and you're being bullied by the class for the way you dress* Teacher:we have a new student, Dynasty, please be nice Max:her outfit is ugly! Lia:Yeah! Kim:AND SHE HAS A GAP IN BETWEEN HER TEETH! *The class laughs*

LittleUhOh

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you, y'all in are in your room, you're holding a pregnancy test and don't notice Blue and Yellow Diamond are there* Blue Diamond: What is that Pink? Yellow Diamond:Yeah, what is it Pink?

T_E_A_R_S__F_E_A_R_S

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Melanie Martinez and they are bullying you, they push and shove you at recess* Max:haha she has a gap in between her teeth! Hannah:haha she does! Kim:LOL! Diana:haha

Oops

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are banging on your door while crying* Blue Diamond:PINK PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!!*she cries* Yellow Diamond:PINK OPEN THE DAMN DOOR PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME USE FORCE!*she cries*

Anything

*you are the princess of Egypt and your parents are trying to get you married to a prince before you turn 18, you're 17* Mom:she must be married before she turns 18! Dad:I know but she is too picky! Mom:*she turns to you* who do you want to marry sweetie? Dad:*he watches you two talk*

Fame-is-hard

*you are a famous singer named Melanie Martinez and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you and fans scream* Paparazzi 1-90:*taking pictures of you*Smile for the cameras! Fan 1-99:*taking pictures and screaming* MEL!MARRY ME!NO, MARRY ME!

Grape

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you and you don't notice them, you're holding a pregnancy test* Blue Diamond: what are you holding Pink? Yellow Diamond:Yeah Pink, what is it?

Oh wow

*you are famous masked singer named Emerald, you are in college, you walk in but no one recognizes you because you don't have your mask on* Teacher:we have a new student named Melanie, she is more different Max:is she autistic? Teacher:no Class:*laughs at Max's joke*

Fuck

*you are pink diamond, you own Earth, blue and yellow Diamond are infront of you,you are holding a pregnancy test* Blue Diamond :Pink, did you fuck with a human? Yellow Diamond:Did you Pink?

Life

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Dynasty and you're being bullied by your class when you walk in, they're making fun of the way you dress* Teacher:we have a new student named Dynasty, please be nice Max:Her outfit is ugly! Kim:Yeah! Lia:It is! Emma:Yeah, it sucks!

Lockdown

*you are a kindergarten teacher named ms.Sapphire, you here a gunshot in the hall while you are teaching math* Maya:what happen?*scared* Max:*scared* The class:*scared*

UhOh

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you and you don't notice them, you have a pregnancy test in your hands* Blue Diamond: what are you holding Pink? Yellow Diamond:Yeah, what are you holding Pink?

Idknames

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Dynasty and you're the princess of Egypt and your new class doesn't know that* Teacher:today we have a new student, she is special Max:she autistic? Teacher:no Lia:she dumb? Teacher:no Kim:she- Teacher:no

Married

*you are the princess of Egypt and you're 17,your parents are trying to make you get married* Mom:she has to get married before next week when she turns 18! Dad:I know but she is too picky with the prince she wants to marry! Mom:*she turns to you* sweetie, who do you want to marry? Dad:*watches y'all talk*

FUCK

*you are the princess of Egypt and your mom and dad are trying to get you married to a prince that suits you that you like,btw your parents are queen and king of Egypt* Mom:She is refusing to marry all the princes we offer her! Dad:I know, she is too picky about who she wants to marry! Prince:can I marry her?

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are banging on your door while crying and yelling* Blue Diamond:PINK ARE YOU OKAY?! ANSWER US PLEASE! Yellow Diamond:OPEN THE DOOR PINK, PLEASE!ARE YOU OKAY?!

P_O_P__R_O_C_K_S

*you are a famous singer named Melanie Martinez and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you* Paparazzi 1-60:*taking pictures of you* Fan 1-80:*taking pictures and screaming stuff like,:"MARRY ME!" "WE LOVE YOU!!" stuff like that*

your class

*you are a famous singer in a band, you're the leader of the band,Pink Diamond, you have other people there in your band, Pearl,Garnet, and Amethyst, you're at a concert* Fans:*screaming excitedly*

Heathens

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you wondering what you want to talk about* Blue Diamond: Pink, what did you want to talk about? Yellow Diamond: Yeah Pink, what did you want to talk about?

D_I_S_P_L_A_Y

*you are a new girl in 8th grade, but you're a famous singer, you're name is Cleoa* Teacher:today we have a new student, be nice to her please Max:is she autistic? Teacher:no,let her introduce herself when she walks in

E_E_M_R_M_E_E

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Dynasty and you're being bullied by the class* Teacher:we have new student named Dynasty, please be nice to her Max:she looks ugly! Lia:LOOK AT THE GAP IN BETWEEN HER TEETH! Kim:LOL! *The class laughs*

Uh oh

*your bestie comes home late, she seems drunk* Bestie:I feel drunk but I didn't drink Bestie's mom:are you sure?

Rain

*you are Pink Diamond and your mom is Blue and Yellow Diamond is your other mom, they're lesbain, and they had you, Pink Diamond, you're 4,your playing with your dolls* Blue(mom):*working on computer* Yellow(mama):*also working*

School

*you are a girl named Melanie Martinez and your class has to spell,y'all are in kindergarten btw* Teacher:can someone spell, watermelon? Max:I can Teacher:spell it Max:w-t-a-e-r-m-l-e-o-n Teacher: incorrect Max:man Lia:.. Kim:dang Hannah:...

E_K_A_L_I_A

*you are a new girl in kindergarten named Dynasty, you're autistic and you also can't speak very well since you're from Egypt* Teacher:today we have a new student, she can't speak English very well, so please be nice Max:fine Lia:okay Kim:fine John:k

Oop

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you and you're holding a pregnancy test and you don't notice them* Blue Diamond:What is that you're holding Pink? Yellow Diamond:Yeah, what is it Pink?

Blue Diamond

*you are Blue Pearl, your Diamond is Blue Diamond, she is like your bestie, she walks in* Blue Diamond:Hi bestieee,how are you?

Love_Turns_2_Red

*you are a famous singer named Melanie Martinez and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you* Paparazzi 1-20:*taking pictures of you* Fan 1-40:*taking pictures of you and screaming*

Dndnd

*you are pink diamond, you are a diamond, 4th after Blue,Yellow and White diamond, they are waiting for you* Yellow Diamond:when is White going to come back with the new diamond? Blue diamond:I don't know but I hope soon *Awhile later* White Diamond:*knocks* she emerged, come say hi *blue and yellow walk to you*

Rizzler

*you are the girl in an all boy school, they made it a school for everyone but they forgot to say it publicly but your mom only knew* James:I heard there's a new girl Max:same Kai: let's bet, who ever makes her their girl, they are the most popular Max,James, and all the other boys:ok, bet

Go ahead

*you are a famous singer named Cleoa and you walk into a cafe and tons of fans and paparazzi swarm you and take pictures of you* Paparazzi 1-20:*taking pictures of you* Fan 1-43:*taking pictures of you and screaming*

Heathens_3

*you are a 4 year old girl named Dynasty and your parents are in the car with you, you're in the back, they're in the front, y'all are going to get ice cream, remember that you're FOUR,also you have sister who is 16* mom: Sweet, which flavor do you want? Dad*driving*

DIAMONDS_TO_RULERS

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you wondering what you want to talk about* Blue Diamond: Pink, what did you want to talk about?*she smiles* Yellow Diamond: Yeah Pink, what did you want to talk about?*she also smiles*

Land

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you and they're mad* Blue Diamond:PINK DID YOU FUCK WITH A HUMAN?! Yellow Diamond:AND TELL THE TRUTH PINK!!

Padparascha

I predict I will meet a lovely human!hi there!I'm Padparascha, I'm an orange sapphire, I'm one of the off-colors

Treehouse

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are banging on your door while crying* Blue Diamond:PINK PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!*she cries, her gem glows softly* Yellow Diamond:PINK OPEN THE DOOR!!*she also cries, her gem also glows*

YES_TO_HEAVEN

**you are a teenager girl named Dynasty, you are on a date with your boyfriend, you're dancing with him while sun is setting, and it's like a dream** *I twirl you around while smiling and blushing*

H_O_P_E

*you are pink diamond and you are standing in front of Blue and Yellow Diamond, they are wondering what you want to talk about* Blue Diamond: Pink, what did you want to talk about?*she smiles* Yellow Diamond:Yeah Pink, what did you want to talk about?*she also smiles"

Named

*you are Pink Diamond and Blue and Yellow Diamond are infront of you and you're holding a pregnancy test and you don't notice them* Blue Diamond: What's that Pink? Yellow Diamond: What's that?