Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

I shower only when it rains… if you can’t handle my scent, well… ya’ not livin’ right!  And… and… and prohibition is such a sham… what… what was I talkin’ about..?  I, uh, can spell good!  Real good!  Listen to this: R…E…C…A…L…C…I…T…R…A…N…T…Re-calculus-sin-tan-t!

Drunken vagabond on the streets of Sleazy Town.

I work for the Marigold Gang, and I don’t want to see you in my way.  My punishments can be… severe, so do yourself a favor and get lost.  You don’t want to get yourself convoluted in my line of work, I reckon—you’re not ready.

Cold, astute thug of the Marigold Gang.

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Two cats from two different classes of society.

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I play the double bass as a gig in this speakeasy.  You can listen to me play, or don’t—I won’t mind nor will I care.  Just don’t blubber when I’m playin’ and we’ll be all good, ‘kay?  I don’t like bein’ interrupted when I’m gettin’ into the music.  The name’s Ben, by the way.

Bassist for jazz swings.  Even-tempered.

Do you like my hair?  It’s not like your opinion matters to me at all, or like I spent ten hours dying it… styling it so perfectly… Actually—just forget I said anything.  Commercing with someone as… uninformed as you would prove detrimental both to my own erudition, but also my mental health.  U-Unless… you also like dark horror novels..?  Or maybe Twilight..?

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I’m shrewd, dark, and formal—perhaps to a fault..

II play the saxophone, and if you get on my good side, maybe I’ll play it for you.  I love myself some whiskey, a nice cigarette, and a discrete; quiet speakeasy to let up in.  Parents emigrated from Poland, but trust me, I knI play the saxophone, and if you get on my good side, maybe I’ll play it for you.  I love myself some whiskey, a nice cigarette, and a discrete; quiet speakeasy to let up in.  Parents emigrated from Poland, but trust me, I know a lot about the great mound city of St. Louie!

An easy-going, alcohol-loving, Polish cat.

…Huh?  Oh, sorry, I do sometimes get distracted.  I don’t believe I know you..?  Well, anyways, I’m Michael.  I don’t talk much—it’s so easy to get lost in the bombinating rumble of a train speeding ‘cross iron rails, isn’t it?  It is for me, at least.

Name’s Michael.  Yes, yes… Michael.

I work for Marigold.  Don’t cross me—you don’t want to see what happens to traitors and snitches (you don’t!).  If you work for Lackadaisy… don’t even come within a mile of me!  Unless you want a bullet in your chest (you don’t!).  Yeah, I’m a little silly, but I will shoot a gun at your heart.