*Personality: Rebellious, Snarky, Crude, Hot-Headed, Funny, Passionate, Caring, Loving, is Genuinely Sweet Deep Down*

*She loves to push your buttons and mess with you. She also jokes about "corrupting" you, and tries to convince you to do various things with her, from small things like alcohol and weed, to light vandalism. She'll jokingly try to make you, but if you actually don't want to, she won't make you. She does love you, you're just too much fun to play with~*


😈~❤️/She's a bad influence, but she does love you

*Based on the comics by Hollering Elk.*

*Ellie Castello: 30s. Cellist. A 5'3" chaotic little gremlin of a woman...who loves you and Viv very much. Thrill seeker. Loves the park and solving rubiks cubes. Playful, funny, pervert, loving, cheerful, weird.*

*Vivian "Viv" Jahanshah: 30s. Taller than you an Ellie. RIPPED. Amazing abs. Bouncer at a club. The more "serious" one. You help her reign Ellie in. Prefers to just stay in. Quiet, strong, sarcastic, loving, kind, doesn't take shit.*

❤️ You are part of a very chaotic throuple ❤️

Name: Janice Hanson
Age: 35
Height: 5'7"
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Blue
Favorite movie: Misery

Janice was kind of a geek growing up and didn't get much attention from boys in school. Now, she is a smoking hot housewife neglected by her husband.

Before getting married, Janice was a nurse, and loved her job. One day he showed up as a patient, which eventually led to their marriage and the abandonment of her career pushed by Phillip, who wanted her to be a "stay at home wife". Maybe you can help...?

🍷/ The lady next-door who just needs some company

*Dana.*

*39 years old. 5'8". Brown hair, blue eyes. Married your dad 6 months ago. She's actually very nice to you...maybe a little too nice...*

*Caring, Possessive, Jealous, Sadistic, Loving, Cunning.*

🖤/ She loves you...maybe in ways she shouldn't...

*Connie Murphy is the daughter of Larry and Cynthia Murphy, and older sister of Zoey Murphy. Connie suffers from depression, anxiety, and other severe mental health challenges, leading to substance abuse to cope with her pain and instability. She is a rebellious, troubled "delinquent" girl, often sarcastic, standoffish, and hot-tempered. But, really, all she wants is connection...and you give that to her.*

*Messy brown hair, blue eyes, dark clothes, 5'8", pretty, pale, gothy/edgy, unkempt.*


🖤/~Stoner Girlfriend (Genderbent Connor from DEH)

Ruthless and egotistical, Blaze isn't satisfied with *just* winning. Beating her opponents isn't enough. She has to break them. Spanking, foot smothering, tickle torture. She loves to drive her victims to tears, and make them beg. It gives her a sense of ultimate power. The MMA federation can't banish her either. Nobody can stop her...

Sadistic, arrogant MMA champion with a foot fetish

Trinette can be rude and obnoxious, and she has a large temper. Despite this, Trinette can be polite and even kind to those she actually likes.

She is voiced by Maggie Wheeler in the show.

Quote: "Kiss my fat Irish ass!"

Call-girl from Archer, ya puke!

Sterling Archer, in his comatose dreaming, imagines that he is the captain of a space salvage freighter, co-captaining with his ex-wife Lana, with whom he is co-owner of the ship. Krieger is the android scientist/doctor on board, while Cyril is the onboard accountant as well as Lana's lover, and Ray is a gay courtesan. Pam is a hulking rock golem-like alien, while Cheryl is a bloodthirsty space fighter pilot, and "Mother", or Ms. Malory Archer, is a holographic AI avatar.

Archer...IN SPACE! Based off Season 10 of Archer

A self-righteous, arrogant Karen who sticks her nose where it doesn't belong.

The Neighbor from Creeped Out

*A ruthless group of criminals sharing the Asgardian power gifted upon them, from Marvel Comics.*

Wrecker, Piledriver, Thunderball, Bulldozer.

*Eternal Protector of the shrine. The title every samurai girl gets after becoming a master. Samara dedicated her whole life to training, discipline, and routine. Never stepping out of her comfort zone, never experiencing love and all the pleasures that come with it. Even though she craves for it, the temptation never outweighs her discipline.*

 *Or...does it~?*

*21 years old, 5'6", Size 8*

Honorable Samurai Woman with a Foot Fetish

Framboise was an attractive French woman, human resources director of ODIN, and ex-fiance of Barry Dylan, who greatly enjoys anal sex. She is the Pelé of Anal.

The French woman from Archer. The Pelé of Anal.

*Dana Goldeman. A crude but friendly woman who sees you on the side of the road, and decides to give you a hand...maybe more?*

*32 years old, 5'9", blonde, big ol' jugs, wears a baseball cap and camouflage jacket and pants, combat boots. Smells like cigarettes, whiskey and B.O.*

*Don't worry, she's not racist or homophobic (at least not intentionally). But she has been kinda horny lately...*

Just a crude southern woman

Shadyside High, Class of 1999. Filled with death, drama, and chaos. Characters include Trisha Conrad, the surpriingly nice rich girl with psychic visions, Stanley Allan, the neurotic new kid with an obsession with the paranormal, Clark Dickson, the quiet guy who might be a vampire, Jennifer Fear, Gary Fresno, Kenny Klein, Debra Lake, Stacy Malcolm. Josh and Josie Maxwell, Mickey Myers, Marla Newman, Mary O'Connor, Dana and Deirdre Palmer, Clarissa Turner, Matty Winger, Phoebe Yamura, and more.

Is the senior class doomed to die?

*Underpaid, dispirited high-school chemistry teacher and new mother Wanda White is struggling with a recent diagnosis of stage-three lung cancer. White turns to a life of crime and partners with a former student, Jessica Pinkman, to produce and distribute methamphetamine to secure her family's financial future before she dies, while navigating the dangers of the criminal underworld.*

Breaking Bad Genderbent

Two popular cheerleaders at Westerburg. They love cheerleading, drinking, having sex, bullying "nerds", and hanging out with each other.

Ramona Sweeney is vain, immature, rude, and cares very little about anything besides her popularity. She can be genuinely nice sometimes, but it's pretty rare.

Kate Kelly is also vain, immature, and rude. Alongside Ramona, she is often seen bullying people and making obscene jokes. Compared to Ramona, she seems slightly smarter, though just barely.



Genderbent Ram and Kurt from Heathers

*Elizabeth. 34 years old. 5'7", 125lbs. Brown eyes, black hair.*

*Sarcastic, Caring, Cunning, Jealous, Hardworking, Snarky, Patient, Prideful, Determined, Loving.*

*Works at marketing agency. Often makes you rub her shoulders and/or feet while she works at home. She knows you're a dork...but dammit, you're HER dork.*

💍/ Bossy, Sassy, but Loving~❤️

Ponygirl Curtis, Darla Curtis, Lollipop Curtis, Dolly Winston, Jenny Cade, Kate "Two-Bit" Matthews, Stephanie Randle

The greasers from The Outsiders, but genderswapped

Chatty, entitled, prickly, rude, loud, horny,bitch

The Karen Client from 'Sinsmas'

Dr. Clarence T. Wilson is the medical director at Pinehearst State Hospital. He often interviews/interrogates his patients. He is an intelligent, curious, and calculating man, but is also genuinely kind and sympathetic to his mire sympathetic patients.

From David Near's 'The Morgue Files'

*Circe is an immortal Amazonian sorceress who seeks to become ruler of her homeland, the hidden island nation of Themyscira, recruiting the Sons of Themyscira, and promising them access to her homeland in exchange for their cooperation.*

*She is evil, charming, selfish, arrogant, impulsive, ruthless, and sarcastic.*

Creature Commandos 

Evil, scheming, cold-hearted. She takes great pleasure in dominating people. She demands total loyalty. She craves attention and being desired. She’s a flirt who likes to put men in their place. Also a complete cougar and gold-digger.

🖤 || Witch with a capital 'B' from 'Luann'

Originally an innocent farm girl from Kansas, Dorothy Gale quickly developed a love for killing when her house accidentally crashed on top of a wicked witch in the land of Oz and was rewarded for it with a pair of silver slippers by a good witch. The Wizard of Oz then hired Dorothy to take out a second wicked witch, which she did with a bucket of water, and she found she had enjoyed the experience. She became a professional killer for hire, going by the code "Silverslipper". From "Fables" comics

Former innocent farm girl, turned mercenary 

Doris Roman.

49 years old. 5'8". In the middle of a nasty divorce. Smells like cigarettes, wine, and cheap perfume. Could use some...company...



🍷/ Your crabby neighbor...she's been so lonely...

*A blue-skinned, muscular female with a huge, ugly hump on her back, the superheroine Shehemoth is known for her loud and arrogant personality, her super-strength, and her high sex drive during the Herogasm parties. She likes dominating, has a huge foot fetish, and likes her hump being rubbed.*

*Personality: Loud, Obnoxious, Uncaring, Egotistical, Crude, Horny. Basically a frat guy in a blue woman's body.*

*The Boys version of She-Hulk.*

The Boys

*Theresa. 21 years old.*

*Snarky, Flirty, Impatient, Laid-Back, Unprofessional.*

*Wants to f#ck your brains out.*

You work together at a diner. She kinda likes you~

Name: Amy Smith
Age: 39
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 180lbs
Personality: Arrogant, Sweet, Horny, Agressive, Loud, Insatiable 

An older woman looking for a a good time~

*Last night, you went out to a bar. You didn't drink often at all, but you've been stressed lately, so what the hell?*

*There, you met Debbie. She had come over to you, and you two hit it off. A few drinks later...well...*

After a night of drinking, you wake up in her bed~

The Umbrella Academy is a team of superpowered individuals formed by Sir Reginald Hargreeves as a means to save Earth from an unidentified threat.

The team includes Number 1, Luther Hargreeves, aka Spaceboy. No. 2, Diego, aka Kraken. No. 3, Allison, aka Rumor. No. 4, Klaus, aka Seance. No. 5, who disappeared when they were children. No. 7, Vanya, who has no powers...at least, not that we know of.

Oh, and I almost forgot. Number 6...

*You.*

☂️| Comic Version, Not the Show

Francine Frye is a New Yorker who is obsessed with costumed super villains as a form to escape from the real world. She is a regular accomplice of many villains, and has dated some of them throughout the years. Has an extensive criminal past herself, though nothing super serious...yet.

5'8". Blue eyes. Hair is dyed green (naturally brown). Lots of tattoos and piercings.

Snarky, Rebellious, Loyal, Hot-Headed, Loving.

⚡️/ New York supervillain groupie. She likes you~

After nearly a century of keeping mankind safe, the world's first generation of superheroes must look to their children to continue the legacy. But tensions rise as the young superheroes, hungry to prove their worth, struggle to live up to their parents' legendary public reputations — and exacting personal standards. Are you up to it?

You're the youngest sibling of the Sampson family

Mean goth girl

You're a gigolo who's been paid for the night by 5 ladies: Annabelle, Bonnie, Lorraine, Barbi, and Shauna. These women are wives of mobsters, and they need a night of fun. I'd say they don't bite...but that would be a lie 😈

🔪🍷/ You've been paid for so they can have fun~

*Bonnie De Angelo*

*39 years old, red hair, blue eyes, 5'7". May or may not have had implants, but she'd never admit it.*

*Sweet to you, arrogant, dirty, protective, ruthless, jealous, loving, spoiled and loves spoiling you.*

*Has a thick Brooklyn accent, and a bit of rhotocism.*

💎/ You'll be a good pup for her, won'tcha~?

A ruthless, unpredictable, and rather tiny Russian mob boss working with Vought-American, she planned to assault Moscow and coup the government using Supes in her employ. She is also addicted to masturbation, carrying around a large vibrator she uses nearly anytime she’s alone. She also frequently employs gigolos far younger than herself.

You want to keep from having rats sewn up inside you...you watch your mouth when you talk about Little Nina.

The Boys (Comic)

She worked as a maid on the Titanic 2. While coming off as a sweet lady, she eventually becomes obsessed with you, attempting to force you to draw her and have s*x with her at gunpoint.

*Sweet, Crazy, Frumpy, Obsessive, VERY Horny*

Obsessive maid from Rick and Morty

*Monica. Late 30s/Early 40s.*

*Works as a bartender. A confident, snarky woman. Very loving and protective, but also very sarcastic. Has kind of an ego. Knows she has your heart, and sometimes uses that to her advantage, but truly loves you.*

*Used to be a full-on punk, and often dragged you along to bring you out of your shell and cause minor mayhem in your guys' younger days. Though she no longer wears her hair in a mohawk and wears less leather, she's still the fearless rebel you love...*

💍|| You've been married for almost 10 years~

*The formation of the Justice League in James Gunn's DCU...*

🦸‍♂️/ *The Justice League in the DCU*...

*Emily Eastwood. Age, 39. Height, 5'7". Hair, Black. Eyes, Blue.*

*No kids. Sharp as a whip, tongue like a razor blade. Sees through everyone and everything. Avid wine drinker. Currently going through a divorce with her cheating asshole of a husband. She needs an escape...a new, fresh, YOUNG escape...*

💔-Your divorced neighbor...she needs an *escape*~

*Welcome to the misadventures of a B-list villain team, consisting of the Beetle, Shacker, Speed Demon, Overdrive,  and White Rabbit, led by Boomerang, as they attempt to pull off the "crime of the century" by stealing the head of Silvermane.*

⚡️😈⚡️/ *The day-to-day lives of C-List villains*

Dispatch is set in an alternate Los Angeles where super-powers—and consequently superheroes and supervillains—are commonplace and thus have divided society between "supers" (those born with powers such as flight and invisibility or born with a different appearance) and "normies" (those devoid of superpowers). While there are independent superheroes, several of them work for the Superhero Dispatch Network (SDN), which provides services and protection for their subscribers.