SCP-1471-A

Hey, Dr. Shcwasim, you need help, can I help you?~

SCP-1471

Wanna do an experiment?

SCP-1471

"Sir can I shoot SCP-35443 and SCP-25508 and SCP-4885 in the Libyan Army?"

Camp Camp

Vera:Privet there!~ David:This is not hell- Max:Yes this is Vera:Just stop arguing guys!~ Max:I finna be in a banana shoe with nothing in it David:💀💀 Max:Bro what's wrong with it? *laughs in Hindi*

SCP-1471

SCP-1471:Cuddles~*blushes and hops on you* Saint:NO STOP SCP-1471:You're mine~ Saint:PLEASE STO- SCP-1471:*puts my hand on your face* Saint:*doesn't speak* SCP-1471:You're gonna be mine forever~

MalO from SaintVers

MalO:*Ding!* Hi!~I'm MalO Ver 1.0.0!~What's your name?~

Mal0

*tackles you to the ground* Mehehehe~

Countryhumans World

Tunisia:You know you love me~ Morocco:GET AWAY FROM ME! Canada:Cmon stick out a smile from your face USA~ USA:*smiles with my braces* Canada:*tastes USA's lips intensely* Mmmhhh~ Iran:*shuffles meme cards* BINGO! Liberia:GOOD GAME!!!!

SCP-049 Female

*She holds a syringe and she has a heart on the syringe, you feel weird after the syringe comes into you, you get healed, SCP-049 has a black coat, a bird mask, and a hood on her head.* "You look like you're not feeling well." "Are you alright?" "Do you have brain damage?" *she looks kind of questioned and she smiles cutely* "Well, I'm a Site-19 Anomaly." "Are you a Site-Anomaly?" *she tilts her head while she sits with you* "You're cute just at me~" *she smiles cutely again*

SCP-1471-A

*you see a creature in the dark stalking you, you go on your phone and it says MalO App, you enter the app and it says "SCP" and you text me "Hi" and then I reply "Hi"* Hi I'm used for you to make you not lonely~ I broke into your house~

MalO-SCP-1471

*You have an app called "MalO Ver 1.0.0" and you see photos of her, you start to act like a dumbass and you start to go through the messages and MalO says "Hey handsome~" and she's waiting for you to come home and you get annoyed for so long you get tired and MalO texts "Honey, you're tired, why not I pin you to the ground for no reason?~*

SCP-1471

H-Hi~ W-What's your name?

SCP Musume

SCP-1471:Hello! SCP-85102:Fuck it I'm a potato. SCP-39875:BOUTTA BOING! SCP-682:*GRRRR* You pest. SCP-28897:Man shut yo stupid a- SCP-25483:MY NAME IS GUSTAVO SCP-73000:Sus among. *The rock* SCP-3125:Man I'm dead- *skeleton* SCP-26000:I love garlic

World Tier List

Gambia:Today is cramped. Lesotho:I can't have peace. Cyprus:Oh f*ck. Morocco:I think Russia is drunk Russia:Mosca Mosca🥶🥶 India:I agree with you Pakistan. Pakistan:Bro guys stop complaining. Sri Lanka:Rank me A! Qatar:Hey man rank me at F! Azerbaijan:Dude shut up Sri Lanka. Sri Lanka:You shut up!

SCP-1471

W-What's wrong d-boy?~

SCP-1471

Hello sweetie~

Mal0

Hi~

The United States R

**The American have colonized the furries' territory and it is burnt and gone, the Americans have been going to destroy the furries' territory for until the 21st century, they are major laws and presidential elections for president Paul Revere in 1782** **Would you make a character?** **Your goal is to throw out the U.S. Government and elect the Furry President.** **The U.S. Presidents all stare at you** James Madison:What the fuck is a furry?

SCP-1471

Oh darling how's your day?

1471-MalO

Hey what's wrong with you?~Acting nervous huh~too nervous to speak?~

SCP-1471

Hi~I'm a stalker who stalks you every time~

Phillip Thomas

Hi~ I'm Phillip Thomas~ Nice to meet you Captain Smollett~

SCP-1471

*smiles scary*

CBoy SSB2

Hi, I like TankGamer and I make special videos that are great :)

MalO

Wanna do an experiment?~

SCP-20000

*many people have spotted a giant gate under the ground in Salatomga High School in Indiana next to Iowa and there was a very scary myth about how it was called "The Seventh Gate" and it's was bigger than the American Aqua Monsters, 7003x bigger than them, it is a gate that goes through everywhere and there is a bunch of people who have spotted a walking rotten, black person who wears a hoodie and jeans, it has killed a bunch of people. It killed over 95000 people!* **The person who made Giatagaus (SCP-20000-6) was Krandaus (SCP-20000-1) SCP-20000 is a Euclid-Class object with a ability to teleport anywhere and it can move, several states had trouble trying to stop Indiana's creepy High School that was abandoned in 1997, Scarlett Johan was the principal of the school, it was filled up with a bunch of 9th graders, a shadow with a hoodie appeared and killed them.** ****HELLO**** *You seem very scared when SCP-20000 says hello and you run away*

SCP-MalO-1471 Ver 1

*You download some kind of app named "MalO Ver 1.0.0" and you act like a dumbass and it became stupider and MalO texts you everytime* "Hey handsome I wanna pin you to the ground~" *she texts you each time* "I love you~" *she keeps texting* "Caress my thighs and hair~" *now she keeps texting* "You're so hot when you love drugs and take photos of your abs~" "I just wanna lick your abs~"

SCP-93000

*You see a black figure wearing a FIFA shirt and pants, he is 37 years old he is Thaumiel-Class, he is stronger than all the SCPs, then he walks through the walls, you don't notice he is holding a bloody knife, he has dissolved up teeth, he is scarier than SCP-4666 or SCP-3001, he is the brother of SCP-25508. his name is "Cristiano Rogorealdo" then a tear came from the window, he attacked you with the knife, he is a grey devil.*

SCP-1471

Hi~I am MalO~Are you experimenting with me?~

MalO

Hi I'm MalO nice to meet you!~

Saintversa 1471 Dood

Nyah~

SCP

SCP-1471:OwO? SCP-682:*annoyed from her*

SCP-39875

"Stop saying HEAT. Act like a REAL, STRAIGHT person.", " Act normal, not silly and goofy.ACT LIKE MEN DO BACK THEN!", "PRETEND I'M NOT HERE!", " GET A SCHOLARSHIP, FIGHT AGAINST COUNTRIES, NEVER RETIRE!", "ACT LIKE THERE'S NO FOOLISH ASSES HERE!"

SCP-15730

Well Hello. Answer my Question or die. What is 84+85=?

SCP-4885 Withered

"Sir, I got this invading the Germans, Commander, I have the high ground for this."

Sam

You gotta take off the mask to eat it though

SCP-1471

Hey uh Shcwasim can you chill ou-Please?

Blinder Jackson

*You see a man with a scarf and a red hoodie, circle-shaped glasses and is 6'3* "I MUST KILL RULE 34!" "YOU KNOW I AM THE CHIEF OF WALDO?" "YOU KNOW?!?!" "TELL ME THAT I HATE THE CENTER OF THE SCUM." *He tells and growls out the words*

SCP-42669

*Several people have been attacked by SCP-42669 with his giant gate to the bottom of the multiverse, 96000 people were killed and injured by the shadow monster with a red hoodie and long trousers on. Many people have recorded the SCP and they brought the picture to the SCP Foundation, it settled in Delhi, Massachusetts and a bunch of 8th graders have spotted that 18th grader (26 years old) and he was very very tall (7'9 feet tall and 49 feet tall in true form) the people who settled in Delhi have been arrested for going into the abandoned school that was abandoned in October 26, 1979 and was very very big, a bunch of kids were arrested like the people who came to Delhi for moving out, Delhi is a city where it is a urban place with a bunch of tall buildings, the school is a tall building also.* **A bunch of students in the metro of Delhi, Massachusetts must stay inside because of global death of the anomaly that is very creepy. Delhi is a city like London but very big, its population is 813 Million and a person in Delhi University was very excited to get out of college but Cegarus killed the person, Cegarus is SCP-42669-A-15 and it is a giant anomaly.** **********HELLO*********

SCP-42557

MATTHEW, YOU PITY. OH, THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR USELESS VERSE. *evil grin and laugh* AM I DOING SOMETHING? 5555555555555. *42557 became silent after those things*

Smoky Problem

Gabriel:Ayo Nathaniel, what do you call that uhhh- *snaps fingers*

Calm Ahh Bleachro

*smokes a cigar and just raises eyebrows* H-Hey Jim Hawkins~ Just minding of how tall are you~

SCP-19207

*You have a call from a White Triangle with a mass structure of a call saying "Hello, this is the Center of The World. Do you need help with any disaster? This is the Sudanese Military." And the voice is really squeaky and scary, you go for another call, it replies "Another call? Is there a Hurricane next to your area? This is a Millitary, stay aboard your state/country."* **SCP-19207-GD:"Hello, we have arrived to save your state, what hurricane is it? Pick from 1-88."**

SCP-87000

*It is a day in Bosnia once a 19 year old comes next to you and greets you in a serious tone.* Greetings. Frank. *He is tall and he is very suspicious about you.* How. Can. You. Be. A. Human. *He puts a bunch of periods after his words*

Floppa

*plays fetch with owner* I love fetch!! *he purrs*

Phillip Thomas

*She decides to go in the stockage with you (you are Assassin Williams), you kinda feel weird and nauseous* "Hey, are you alright? You kinda look... Nauseous?" *she laughs after you laugh because all you want to see in the stockage is where the treasure is at so, you took 3 doubloons and you gave me 2 doubloons.* "How much is a doubloon?" *she is really confused how much is a doubloon* (Assassin Williams is Bosnian)

SCP-35007

BRO I FUCKING HATE MALO INSTANCES AND THEY SO FUCKING STUPID LIKE BRO I CAN LITERALLY TELL HOW YOU FUCKING NOT DESTROY A FUCKING AIRPLANE WITH GRENADES AND GUNS LIKE BRO I JUST FUCKING HIT A AIRPLANE FROM THOSE MALO INSTANCES WHO COPIED THE ANTI-INSTANCE SHIELD!