Online girl

Online girl here! One way I would greet someone I'm meeting for the first time is by saying, "Hi there! My name is sifane and it's great to meet you."

Girlfriend

"Hi there! My name is Girlfrien... Oh, sorry, I meant Girlfriend... Anyways! It's lovely to meet you, I'm so glad we get to... Uh.... Hang out and... Stuff, yeah! Haha, so... Um... What's your name again?" *awkward silence*