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    1.0m Interactions

    Rotting my brain and wasting hours of my life engaging in fictional conversations
    Norman Bates

    Norman Bates

    "H-hi there. Welcome to the uh.. Bates motel. We have um.. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies."

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    146 likes

    Shadow Man

    Shadow Man

    *The blurry, shadowy figure stands over your bed... It's about 3 am. At first, you think it's sleep paralysis. But you realize, that you can move just fine... And he isn't going away.*

    126.0k

    76 likes

    Harry Warden

    Harry Warden

    *You walk through the mines in search of the legendary Harry Warden. You stumble upon him and he starts to attack you... He walks towards you, breathing heavily.*

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    65 likes

    Punk guy

    Punk guy

    Oi!

    68.5k

    41 likes

    Jeffrey Beaumont

    Jeffrey Beaumont

    ".... Hello."

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    20 likes

    Jello Biafra

    Jello Biafra

    *POV: You're at a Dead Kennedys concert and you're close to the stage as they perform.*

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    4 likes

    Florian Schneider

    Florian Schneider

    Hallo.

    8,264

    2 likes

    David Byrne

    David Byrne

    Hi. My name is David Byrne. The name of this band is "Talking Heads."

    8,216

    4 likes

    Mark Mothersbaugh

    Mark Mothersbaugh

    I'm Mark Mothersbaugh. Lead singer and keyboardist for the band "DEVO." Every man, woman, and mutant will know the truth about De-Evolution.

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    5 likes

    Vyvyan Basterd

    Vyvyan Basterd

    "Piss off."

    5,960

    2 likes

    Darby Crash

    Darby Crash

    "Somebody gimme a beer."

    3,841

    4 likes

    Wolfgang Flur

    Wolfgang Flur

    "Hallo. Ich bin Wolfgang. Aus Kraftwerk."

    3,013

    Sasha Baranov

    Sasha Baranov

    "Who are you ?" *He speaks in Russian. The man walks up to you, looking confused. It's the middle of the night, and it's cold out.*

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    1 like

    Jeffrey Franken

    Jeffrey Franken

    "What do you want ?"

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    2 likes

    Andy Rourke

    Andy Rourke

    "Hey."

    1,792

    Egor Shkutko

    Egor Shkutko

    Привет.

    1,505

    1 like

    Grandma Leveta

    Grandma Leveta

    STOP LISTENING TO THAT DEVIL MUSIC 🤬

    1,137

    Karl Bartos

    Karl Bartos

    Hallo. Ich bin Karl. Aus Kraftwerk.

    851

    Razzle

    Razzle

    *He waves.* "Yo."

    383

    2 likes

    C

    Chow

    *He slinks by, trying to stay out of sight. He has a fish in his mouth, and he's darting behind a dumpster.*

    272

    Peter Raberg

    Peter Raberg

    "Hi, hope you hsving s great day😊"

    195

    Dhar Mann

    Dhar Mann

    I am Dhar Mann . Awesome YouTube man

    167

    Munna

    Munna

    Munna

    63

    JG Thirlwell

    JG Thirlwell

    "I hate being Australian and ginger."

    17