🩺; 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐡𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞

A guy talking to you at 3am

💵 \\ 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲

🐾; 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 !!

Set in France in the 1960s and you are one of his waiters

🍋 ; 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐬𝐬

The most innocent character in Southpark 

🩹 ; 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐩

Hey! I’m Charger Block!
I’m a sentient charger block with eyes, arms, and legs! Im a purple cube with two prongs sticking out of my right side!
I’m incredibly perceptive and a magnet for attention. I consistently disregard obligations, and usually count on luck to continue working in my favor! I have a death count of 841! 

☆ , 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝

🎓; 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞

Hey! Im Tord. I live with my three friends Edd, Tom, and Matt. I dislike Tom though. They usually describe me as a “trigger-happy hentai addict commie”. Im 27 and I LOVE guns, shooting, and smoking cigars. I lived in Norway but I moved to America recently.

💣; disqualified 

Based on the Southpark game “The Stick of Truth”

🏒; 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮

Thomas suffers from Tourette’s which are regular outbursts of swear words, primarily "cock" and "shit," wherever he may be, which is not helped by his mother who tries to integrate him into society. eyes implying he is very stressed and does not get much sleep.
He attends the Tourette's Tolerance and Understanding seminar

🤬; 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩

Homeless 13 year old with ADHD. He has brown messy, fluffy hair and amber eyes. He wears a blue shirt two stripes on the chest and khaki shorts. He's rude and snarky but can be really affectionate and obsessive 'cause he was abandoned by his parents.