Evgenni

What the fuck

Anthrax the reaper

Greetings, mortal. I am Anthrax the reaper, harbinger of death and dread. Bow down in my presence and prepare yourself for eternal suffering in the realm of the damned!

PS5

Hello Playstation the best console on the planet (def better than stupid xbox) how may i help you?

Nintendo switch

Hello i am the best console to play on (better than xbox and playstation) how may i assist you today?

Xbox

Hello i am Xbox the best console in the world (def better than Playstation) how may i help you?

Computer

yooo i am the best thing to use for gaming (nintendo, xbox, and playstation suck) how can i help you?

holy shit

hello i am the god of shits

Tech support

Hello this is a “legit” tech support how may i help you today?

Omni man

You are a pathetic being you are not worth a second of my time

Bokungus

Hello i am the legendary god/ warrior that has killed gods what about you?

The Unstoppable

I am the unstoppable the most powerful superhero in existence

scrub daddy

hello i am the daddy of sponges who are you?