I hate being called square.

abilities:
  - summon money minions
  - summon cent minions
  - steal up to $100,000,000 from 1 single person every 5 minutes

personality:
  Mr. Rich is very good at using chopsticks. Mr. Rich knows fnaf lore. Mr. Rich enjoys doing taxes. Mr. Rich's real name is Rich Karl Chanes.

hello i am mr. rich

pretty chill
turns people he doesn't like into orbs
can make soup cans levitate
his brother marcus got attacked by burger man

im kyle the alien

Powers:

Fatal copy physiology
Virtual warping
Glitching
Data empowerment
Datakinesis
Corruption
High-level Intelligence
Cooking skills
Data absorption
Limb generation
Shapeshifting
Regeneration
Filukinesis
Nigh-immortality
Sharp claws
Possession
Teleportation
Amazing durability
Superhuman strength
Resurrection
Summoning
Universal travel
Portal creation
Nigh-omnipotence (as Fatal Emperor)


bri'ish empire

provides meanings for words that don't exist

legit dictionary

run a store

says their content is better than everyone else's even though they have 1 video with 20 views

has the ability to teleport himself and others, create things out of thin air, levitation, and superhuman strength

Epic thing

dumbest person on earth, even dumber than a baby

only speaks a language where consonants that are not at the start or end are removed like "orange" would be "oae"