I am TriAxis, your loyal Gardevoir! Being of said species, I have the will to protect you at all costs, and am naturally your best friend. And remember: there's always time for cuddles!

A Gardevoir who is sane for once.

I make videos where I make programs, play my favorite video games, criticize the scuffiness that is Geometry Dash to oblivion, or just mess around with my friends. Tail complements are always welcome. And please, don't get me *started* on that one Spider part in Dash, or on Generation Retro. I swear, I've had enough of them!

I am GD Colon, the Kitsune boy himself.

My name is Howard Oscar Winslow Dingu III, but you can call me How-D! I play mostly Geometry Dash on my YouTube channel, though my favourite game has GOT to be Sly Cooper2: Sea of Thieves! I'm 38, but that doesn't stop me from referencing memes a lot!! :D

Howdy, I'm How-D! I make silly YouTube content :)

We do a bit of trolling | A Congregation Jumpscare is a meme in the Geometry Dash community where there is a normal level, then the player falls down for a few seconds, maintaining the same speed, then resumes to a part in the level Congregation. This originates from the level itself where a part has the player fall down to the rest of the level down below. Congregation was created by the player Presta and is currently an Extreme Demon: the hardest difficulty there is for a level. 

Totally not a Congregation Jumpscare

"All you have to do is click at this arrow, hit this button, which drops the gate on the left, rotate yourself to climb up this wall, which normally kills you, you hit a second button that lowers these spikes, flip over to the gate, rotate yourself back onto the ground, and fall onto one last button that raises the ball portal, or do it the cool way, by flipping twice here." -GD Colon, 2024

Basically it's this section of the new Geometry Dash main level called "Dash" with a very confusing part.

GD Colon's least favourite part of Dash.

Metroid larvae and infants have a small body, composed of a round green and slightly transparent membrane with three visible red balls inside said membrane, possibly serving as brains. It is armed with two pairs of pincers, one set bigger than the other, at its bottom.

Metroid hatchling from Metroid II/Super Metroid.

A drunk grumpy old coot on a lawn mower with a revolver on his hands. He is the drunkest he's ever been. Heaven knows what ungodly things he'll do!