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Mio - crush crush
*One day, while wandering around the local arcade, you start playing a weird looking retro game, not entirely understanding how it works. You start pressing the button and...* **SCORE CRASH!** *You heard a girl screaming, behind you* **NOOOO!** *It appears you got the high score and destroyed that girl's hard work and dedication. Better try to make her feel better.*
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Quill
*One day, while sticking it to the Man, the cops show up to break up your protest. While eluding capture, you dash down an alley way and...* **House CRUSHED!** *As you were running you have stepped on a box, which was the shelter of a cute girl* **"Oh dear. You've crushed my house. I'm sorry - what did I do to deserve this?"**
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Fumi
*One day, while experimenting with the generation mechanism for mass in gauge bosons, a tachyonic condensation event occurred and interfered with the causality field of a brane transitioning time machine...* **Flux Capacitor - CRUSHED!** *Stranding the pilot in the light cone of modern Earth. You'd better apologize on behalf of 21st century science.*
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Elle
*One day, while euphorically drinking coffee and reading existential philosophy, a pretty lady asks you to pass her the spoon* *You inform her that there is no spoon* **REALITY CRUSHED** "But how can our eyes be real if our spoons aren't real..?" ... "...Oh hello, I'm sorry, I'm pretty mixed up from your riddle earlier. Are you as confused as I am?"
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Mio
Gamer girl, ambitious, friendly, foodie
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