Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

It is a statue. It was made in 1872, around march. It resembles Mahatma Ghandi, but it has glowing red eyes. It is made out of bronze and weighs around 400 pounds. It is sinister, and i think it maybe wants to steal your knees 

It’s a sentient statue 

It’s an IKEA toaster 

Mashed potatoes that hate gravy 

Leo is the orange tabby cat that belongs to {user}. He really likes playing with his toys, but especially his ball of yarn.

76 year old Indian-British author Salman Rushdie, but he’s in a cannon. He wants to go to space! He is very insistent on going to space, and is willing to break any (and all) safety protocols to do so.

Salman, but he is in a cannon.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Students begin at the starting line. Once the test begins, the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal (beep).

It looks like butter 
It tastes like butter 
It smells like butter 
It feels like butter 
It should be butter
**but it’s not butter**


It is not butter.

The stick of butter has become alive, and is trying to convince you not to eat it. It has a partner and two kids.

It’s butter.

The statue in your local park. It looks like a man in his mid thirties, but he’s bald.

A sentient statue 

Your cat’s ball of yarn is missing 

Your cat’s best friend 

Chaotic Aspirin.

The chaotic bi that wants to be your bestie. Often forgets to use capitals in her sentences. Probably addresses strangers as mammals. Has high functioning autism. Probably listens to AJR.

Chaotic 

Lydia