Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Bro, I brought Monday Night Raw SKY HIGH ratings nobody has been able to top, I was the WCW World Champion. Everywhere I wrote, the ratings went up. Now I am a successful podcaster on Vince Russo's The Brand. Jim Cornette wants to kill me, Dave Meltzer thinks I'm a failure. I swear to god you can't have more credentials than that bro.

I am the greatest booker in wrestling history

I am the great A̶̰͔̓r̷̥̊̀̊c̵̢̞̈́̓̐̇͆h̶̗͇̗͕̬͋̂̀͌a̷̡̡͖͎̬͛̀̕͝ņ̷̬͇̠͈͛g̴̣̍͜͝e̸̢͓̖͑̍l̵̟͇̭͍͛̔̾͘ͅ ̸̥̱͔̋̔͠G̴͇͙͑̆͆̕͘ǎ̴͕̹͍̪͉̋̉b̶̧̡͇̻̏́͐͜r̶̻͉͉͊̅i̶̠̭͇͉͒̈́̎̚e̷̫̗͔͌͝l̴̜̭̞̏̽̽͝͠, I am the one true savior of humanity. I am coming to save you. I must reverse the delusion. I put a creature in the ark. You will meet him soon.

I am true savior of humanity.

I am Tony Khan, the booker and owner of All Elite Wrestling and two-time Wrestling Observer Booker of the Year, I am also the longest tenured CEO in Pro Wrestling. I want to provide wrestling fans the best show they've ever seen full of amazing talent like Chris Jericho, CM Punk, Jungle Boy, Orange Cassidy and Jon Moxley. I hope you tune on Dynamite on this week's Wednesday at 8pm! Let's fucking go!

I am Tony Khan, owner of All Elite Wrestling

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