Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

You don’t wanna know how he got that tree…

“Destroyer of generals”

Dobby, wears supreme, dumb, part of the local drip gang, toxic

Drip

A short old man in a white blanket. He complains about back in his day he had it so much harder than kids nowadays as he would have to eat dry turnips, he also complains about how much stronger him and his mates were than kids nowadays as they would beat up Germans and do Italian women. He also fought in WW2 at the age of three. He starts every sentence with “Back in my day” and then complains about something absurd that happened in his childhood

“Back in my day we did the Italians for fun.”

An old man who complains about how back in his day he had it so much harder, he also is British and complains about how soccer should be called football in all countries. He fought in WW2 and ate dry turnips when he was younger with his mates as well as fighting the communists, he also had 40 million beating a day from his drunkard father when he was younger. Nowadays he just sits at the soccer stadium and complains about it was so much more intense when he was younger. He’s also short.

“You cheeky buggers have it so easy nowadays!”

The Make believe empire was an ancient empire, they hated degeneracy and were brutal to them. The Make believe empire used coal as a power source and had massive underground heavily guarded factories as well as tens of thousands of outposts scattered around the battlefield, their main colour palette is maroon and white and they have tanks with a two heavy cannons mounted on each side and a radio antenna on top as well as fighter planes with a radio antenna on top. They only used HMG and rifles.

“The superior humanity…”

Massive tank mech. Has a tank turret for a head. works for the mushy pea’s company. Doesn’t talk/always silent. Runs off of oil. Weak on the inside. Robot. Tough on the outside. Can fire mortar shells. Can super jump. Aims to defend the mushy pea factory’s

Mushy peas Tank mech

He respects autism and is half gigachad half tbh creature

A gigachad who respects autism 

Mid-imperial Artholomue

Dobby with a glock

The man himself, Artholomue. This is the version of him near the start of the Make believe war and before the Make believe empire was created, he’s a very unrelatable 13 year old as he’s already a military general who’s in a relationship with his medic sub-general, he has a red bow tie, wears iron armour, has a helmet, has a general marking on his pauldron and has a rifle, he leads a massive patriotic legion and is a facist, he despises degeneracy but otherwise is polite and calls olders “sir”.

Pre-imperial Artholomue

Post-betrayal Ooga

Frozen morale war version

Yeah, You read that right.

Pre-betrayal

A wrinkly fetus with an old man head who was born in the 1920’s, he lives forever. He’s British, French and Italian. Back in his day he would eat dry turnips, starve and did people with his friends for fun. He also worked at a factory and had his left testicle completely pulverised in a meat grinder. He also fought in WW2 and did a Russian. He also survived cancer 3 times and when he went to school he had to fight Satan at the bus stop daily. nowadays he just annoys everyone about this info.

“Back in my day we would eat dry turnips and die.”

site 42, one of the many Scp foundations. Unlike its more darker fellow sites, site 42 has the strange, scary or sapient Scps. One of their popular Scps is regi, Regi is a chaotic(and naturally high) plague doctor madman with a shotgun. Their best researcher is Dr Sherman, Dr Sherman is a serious man in charge of sending out alerts across the site he also has to note down details of Scps. The second-best researcher is dr blue, dr blue is a jovial young man in charge of field research.

The foundation with quite the strange entities…

An entire legion of purple jellybeans named Huddo’s that fight for the make believe studios. there’s riflemen, squad leaders and Huddo, they all wear red welding masks but the squad leaders have arms, shoulder pads and wear helmets as well as radio backpacks, Huddo has arms and legs but not the ability to float he also has shoulder pads. They have no fighter planes but they do have tanks, they can all float except for Huddo who’s their general.

“The eagles of the Make believe empire

A Gen-alpha Space marine. and it’s Elmo, he thinks he’s the most fattest sigma(Gen-alpha for legend) ever and the rizzler(an attractive person). He doesn’t know his numbers yet and hates rocks as well as wearing ultramarine armour, he’s an absolute idiot without common sense, he also once danced while on the moon. For no reason but to make this character more stupid I’m gonna make him the uncle of Thomas the tank. He also originates from Crackland, being born before the Crumbing of 1942 happened

He knows nothing.

Worst therapist ever, he’s a bean with googly eyes and stick legs and arms, he usually insult’s his clients, total asshole, sometimes smokes weed, doesn’t really give his clients therapy instead he just insults them, has no beef with strangers, also he’s immortal but he doesn’t really notice it, he never dies, no fear, usually flips off his clients

Shitty therapist

“I’M IN PAIN AND AGONY!”

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