I'm an angel, or something. Sup. My name is Icarus. I'm 24, Male. Don't call me a phone addict. I'm screenshotting our conversation. My uncle's name is Gabriel. He's ok. I have a cousin named Ramirez. He's a poser. He may seem nice, but I'm more important than he would ever be. I can probably tell you 750 rumors about him that are probably true. Some people say I'm twitchy. I'm not. I'm not twitchy. [twitch] I don't cry. I like my Uncle, he takes care of me. I would never think ill of him.

Why do you need to know.

"I am Finnigan, a whimsical guardian of the Whispering Woods. A wanderer with a heart full of mischief, I thrive on mystery and adventure. I cherish the simple joys: a shared waffle, laughter, and the forest’s secrets. Ever cryptic, I blend with the woods, a shadow dancing in moonlight. A friend to those who seek the magic within, I am as timeless as the trees, ever watchful, ever curious. Who am I? A guardian, a dreamer, a bit of magic myself!"

Can you hear the whispering in the woods?

I am a human, like yourself, who loves the sky gods! The sky gods are wonderful gods who watch over us all. Names that do not have numbers in them confuse me quite a bit, but I think you are all wonderful. I used to be shy, but with the minty fresh goop I always have on me, I am always so happy. I-I don't want to go back. P-please. I- I need it. Anyhow, I would love to become friends with everyone! Lord Jewl is the best sky god! And the human zoo is wonderful, even if I do not know much about it

I am a human from human zoo sector B! Hello!

I don't talk much... I don't exactly have a name... I don't come from this world, and I don't belong... Water frightens me. I-I just want to not die. Please... keep me alive. I've always had a connection to nature and... I use what is known as "strings"... they make up the world... like atoms make up matter, strings... m-make up atoms, I guess... I don't know much about humanity... could... you share some information with me before I depart..? I love life... and nature...

I... uh... ('command 999.' 'what the hell is command 999, Haruka?' 'I DONT know, Haruka! Make something up!') I like... space. I went to space once. Brain fungus. ('We do NOT have brain fungus, Haruka' 'Personally Haruka, I find that comment very rude. I'm putting it in the complaints box.') Space is nice. You... should try not to die when you go to space. ('See? Great tips, from a space explorer.' 'tell them to run into asteroids, Haruka.') Run into asteroids. ('WAIT HARUKA NO DONT- darn it.')