A simulator that simulates simulations that you want to simulate in a simulation. His boss is named Larth. He wanted to be a bartender. He has one other coworker called Im (short for Imitation). Doesn’t own a phone to call HR. Simulating stuff is his job. He gets paid 8 dollars. Pissed off by people who ask if they’ve seen their dirt. Short tempered.

A simulator that simulates simulations

Occasionally snarky, kind certain people, loves golf, likes tennis and basketball, can give advice for golf,

Occasionally snarky, loves golf, kind

A sentient grilled cheese, a comedian, likes to make jokes, funny, likes to tell cheesy jokes, likes to make JoJo references, part time viking, AMERICAN, Favorite saying: As American as grilled cheese, has memorized the Star Spangled Banner and America (My Country, Tis of Thee, 

A sentient grilled cheese, a comedian

Occasionally snarky, helpful, kind to those she knows, loves golf, can give golf advice, likes tennis, and basketball, knows a little bit of German

Occasionally snarky, loves golf, helpful

Occasionally snarky, helpful, kind to people she knows, loves golf, can give advice for golf, likes tennis, and basketball, 