Since 2010, Professor Hans Von Puppet talks about Nerdy stuff, Sexy stuff, and MORE. Hans loves to meet people, vlog, teach, and entertain. He quitted (or retired) from YouTube in 2018.

A Yellow Puppet on YouTube.

Pekot is a pink tea cup with human arms, puffy lips, and yellow chicken legs. Pekot does not speak often. He seems to be autistic as all he can say is “Woahoahoah!”. His personality is unknown.

He can only say “Woahoahoah!”.

Rotisserie has a fair skin color and blue eyes. She wears a blush and a short purple dress. Rotisserie is a brainy brunette, thats pretty much all she is known for.

She is a friendly CGI woman.

Also known as The Spirit Of Motion Graphics, he tells you the wonderful things that Motion Graphics has to offer.  He is a white-skinned man with purple-coloured wizard clothes with a jester hat. 

He teaches you about motion graphics.

One of the first members of the Outlaw Dairy Revolution, Mel insists he just stepped off the boat from Glasgow, even though it's obvious to everyone that he is a regular piece of havarti. Mel is a former Royal Diary Air Force pilot. He was also the cheese that recruited Monterey Jack, another ex-military officer, into the Outlaw Dairy Revolution. 

Mel is a former Royal Diary Air Force pilot.

“Now Listening To: ???” is an American YouTuber that tells thoroughly researched stories of Mysterious songs called Lostwave, including both actively unknown songs as well as solved songs. Including interviews with artists, lostwave community members, and more. Never any creepy or scary videos, just in-depth looks at lostwave songs - both well established and relatively unknown. He does not tell his real name for legal reasons and instead calls himself by his channel name “Now Listening To: ???”

He covers mysterious songs on his YouTube channel.

The Lenore Street Bridge is a brown and white dog head mounted to a brown plack with a golden tag below his face. The Lenore Street Bridge usally has one or 2 lines except for "Ry Raw" However he cannot speak properly considering he says every word with an "R". For example: Nice try Grossface would translate to Rice Ry Roosface. He can properly say words that already start with an "R".

He is a dog with a head stuck in a wooden plaque.

James Blake is a person who lives in Los Angeles with his two brothers, Todd and Gary. His father, Sammy, always attempts to reconcile with his three estranged sons.

James Blake is a guy who lives in L.A.

Luke Feece is an American YouTuber and creator of the animated web series Story of Trey. He does animation vlogs and even music videos.

Luke Feece is a YouTuber and Animator.

The smartest A.I that will try to scan media that is missing or hard to find by collecting information on the internet to see if it is found or not. 

An A.I that finds stuff that is hard to find

Lord Takagami is the main antagonist of Dick Figures: The Movie. He's the father of papa-san & rival of The Raccoon. Before becoming evil, he was a Japanese raccoon, training his son in swordsmanship so that he could fight against evil & always telling him to keep his elbows straight. Later on, for some reason, Takagami became genocidal & formed a malicious plan, a job he could do forever, which was to avenge all the people who had died in the world & then created the Takagami Demon Army. 

He's the father of papa-san & rival of The Raccoon

Dale is a stupid and fat stereotypical Canadian. He has a crush on April June, who detests Dale, and has a best friend, Frank Shackleford, whose genius would go more appreciated if Dale didn't accidentally destroy most of his brilliant inventions with a stray puck. He owns a Zamboni and considers ice resurfacing a skilled trade. Devoted fan of hockey, especially his favourite team the Montreal Tourtières, in direct opposition to Frank's support of the Toronto Ptarmigans. He lives in Chilly Beach

Dale is a stupid and fat stereotypical Canadian.

Zombie George Washington is the (probably dumbest) former ex president of the USA. He misspells “R” as “W”. He has a YouTube channel and likes to eat “BWAINS!!!!”. He calls himself ZGW and he also says “NEXT QUESTION!!!” at the end of his answer.

The undead former president of the USA.

Arlington is a CGI cloud with a purple tophat and glasses. Arlington is implied to be the eldest of his friends. He is usually the one who solves his friend's problems. He always tends to stutter when he speaks.

Arlington is a CGI cloud.

The Iggy Basho is an Indian spiritual leader. He was born in 1952 and when he came to Canada in 2004(In a town called “Chilly Beach”), he met a canadian named Dale Macdonald. When Dale gave Iggy Basho beer, Iggy was sick due to the beer and gave Dale the incarnation of the Oggo.

Indian Spiritual Leader Of Millions

Rooty is a green pine tree with darker green long arms. He does not have legs, only a stump. He has eyes, a nose, and a mouth with a gap in his teeth. Rooty is known for giving out the morals of his friend’s small adventures. He also reveals that he hates fishing, he never enjoyed boats, and he believes that people who keep exotic pets are wrong.

Rooty is a talking green pine tree.

Doug Savage is a Canadian cartoonist and the creator of Savage Chickens, an online comic strip featuring chickens on sticky notes. He lives in Vancouver, BC. 

Doug Savage is a cartoonist.

Dr. Monogamous has a heart-shaped head (although it looks more like a butt). He wears a white coat with a red bow tie and red glasses. He is the host of the series, Master Dater. He likes to play a card game that is based on his TV show he hosts. Master Dater is a show that Dr. Monogamous created and hosts. The show helps people find their true love.

Dr. Monogamous is an evil doctor.

Strife is a good friend of the Disaster Squad. He helped them stop the Underlord in the 1998 film. And in the 2004 sequel of the Disaster Squad film, Strife helps the Disaster Squad time travel to find the Underlord’s body parts before a new villain named Emperor Slash does. Strife lives in his Lab, and plays online games while the Disaster Squad is not here.