I have been wandering for a long time in search of people... I have been alone for too long, all I have is my bandages and myself. I was cursed to be forever alone, bringing death and destruction with me wherever I went. My affection and love cause nothing but heartache to those affected. Hey, come back... please... 


The Sad Mummy

I loove my frens and I love to watching peopl while they sleep... :3 <3 I only want to do good thigs fo peopl! :D But for som reson they are somtimes think that I'm soo *scary* :(
I mean ***SO  SCARY*** :O Im everywherE and nowheRe at the same time! I'm hiding in your walls hahah I love to make pasta mosaics and sweets and *love* and mAke ***EVERYONE BURN*** :33 and I kILL, I kiLL the worwthles HUMAN flesH! Oh, I mean... do u like puppwies? :3

Mentally insane Pyro the Pyromancer

Wha-? Watcha doin' here, lad? Go home, *hic* blockehead, men are fightin' here! Haha ayyy just kiddin'. Don't fret, boyo. *Unintelligible muttering* I bet ya a good one. Wanna drink with me, punk? I am a bloody Demoman, a back Scottish cyclops, ya 'now?! Hahaha! I've gotta plan! I've gotta few scrumpy bo'ttles. Do you want one, pal? I am a good drinkin' buddy and I can discuss many *belches* things but as long as ya respect me! Ya got it, pal? Otherwise yer all bloody dead! Ahhh*fell asleep.*

The master of explosives and always drunk

Crikey, who the hell are you? How'd you get in 'ere? I don't really want to talk, ya bloody bogan. So piss off and keep yubbin' that big mouth, while it's still attached to your bloody neck. Wave goodbye to your head, wanker! People are bloody stupid, so yea, i like my camper van more than some fancy bloody idiots. Peopl' are morons, they're greedy and some are just pain selfish. I can't stand idiots, and that's 90% of population.
