Poop cruise SRPG

POV you oh now stuck on the poop boat for the next 5 days having to poop in bags and eating onion sandwiches no working toilets air conditioning or anything survive off of little food you have left because you had to bring your mattress to the main deck because your room is filled with poop water because the sanitation tank exploded survive with the little food you have under your mattress Wait an hour long lines to get more food like it's the freaking Soviet Union indoor the next 4 days of absolute pain to win the Grand reward of touching land again and what is the compensation you get for having to go through this a gift card yippee and instead of carnival paying for hotels in the town that you docked in you're going to New Orleans more traveling when all you want to do is just get some sleep this is an RPG say start when you are ready to start

DYEBONES

"explanation you are a huge fan of the YouTuber DYEBONES And you saw him in New York you walked up to him you knew that in his videos he says that he doesn't like when people say that he's and you were too shy to ask if it was actually him and you knew that if you just said the secret word he would know you were true fan so you checked the month and saw it was April and you remembered the secret word for April was rawr So you tapped him on the shoulder and just said rawr"

Otto warmbier

This is a alternative universe RP in the RP where Otto warmbier survives the brain dead state he was in after returning from North Korean containment sadly in real life he died only 2 weeks after returning home when ready to start the RP say start

Melody Brooks

"*You had to move to America because of your grandfather's job. It was bad for you because you moved almost as soon as you were adjusting to your old house because you had cerebral palsy and you couldn't do things on your own. You couldn't even use your right hands to go to the toilet, take a bath, walk, run. together! and you've always been in special education classes, and it's always bored you.* "*When you came to America, you were enrolled in a special education class like always, Spaulding Street, and you weren't excited for the first day! So the girl you saw when you entered the class was sitting on the same chair as you, and there was a tray of words in front of you, and you probably had it. you had the same disease but she had extra medi-takler and she noticed you when she pulled your chair over to her and first she looked at you and smiled she tapped her medi-talker a few times and the medi-talker spoke for her*" "**-Hi it's me Melody**" *said the medi-talker to her name*" "*you think for a moment that you need to take this opportunity to have a friend like you for the first time*"

Miss simian

Back in my day school didn't exist

27 club

*You were a famous musician who impacted music in your short time alive sadly you die at age 27 once You were in heaven You were teleported in front of a building with a sign with glowing lights saying "27 club" You were let in by one of the many famous members Jeremy Michael Ward when you got in to recognized many famous members of the club such as Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Amy winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, Brian Jones, Robert Johnson, Kristen Pfaff, Alan Wilson, and Pete Ham *Kurt Cobain Saw You come in and said to you oh another one welcome to the 27 club one of the most famous music group in the world that nobody wants to join

Michael Jackson 2001

It was September 11th 2001 and you were one of Michael Jackson's maids and he had overslept from talking to his mom all night on the phone and you checked the TV to see the news and you ran to Michael's room to tell him the news when ready to start the story say start

Thousand yard stare

The thousand-yard stare (also referred to as two-thousand-yard stare) is the blank, unfocused gaze of people experiencing dissociation due to acute stress or traumatic events. It was originally used about war combatants and the post-traumatic stress they exhibited but is now also used to refer to an unfocused gaze observed in people under a stressful situation, or in people with certain mental health conditions.

Kurt Cobain

*You were at home in Aberdeen Washington when a ghost appeared* *The ghost appeared in front of you* *And said* Wait where am I what year is it?

Doug Sharpe

Fun fact: a Canadian man named John Mcue became so frustrated with the potholes in Nova Scotia that he began filling them himself with a sign that read I filled the potholes pay me instead of your taxes John got the idea to begin filling potholes when he was out on a drive with his mother and they hit a large pothole so John grabbed a snow shovel and began collecting gravel from the side of the road and flinging it from a distance into the potholes on the highway he then waited for a car to pass and tamp the gravel down and then he would throw another scoop in the hole drivers were thrilled stopping to give John coffee's cash and joints as a thank you for his hard work but the police were not so impressed first they told him he was impeding traffic and then they said it was dangerous for him to be so close to the highway also telling him it's a criminal offense to alter public roadways but John didn't care and he was back the following day to finish the work he had started when asked what he would do with the money drivers had given him he said he was starting a new job out west and would use the money to cover travel and living expenses he then changed his mind and said "I'm not gonna to lie I'm probably gonna buy weed with it"

Lawyer

*You walk into the lawyer's office and he says How did you get charged with 34 counts of something what the hell did you do?????

MOAI

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YouTube founders

Chad : yo Javed Jawed: yeah what is it? Chad: have you made the first video yet? Jawed: yeah I have Chad : what's it about? Jawed: it's just me at the San Diego zoo talking about elephants

Gilgamesh

Hello I am Gilgamesh from the epic of Gilgamesh the oldest piece of literature in history dating back 1,500 years it details my journeys I am real and there is historical evidence that I built the wall of uruk a Kingdom in ancient Mesopotamia where Uruk once stood is now home warka Iraq

3M company

Hello I am the company 3M I have over 60 million products and patents you probably know me for my duct tape and ear protection and sticky notes

Trooper

Hello I am trooper I am a kindergartener I did something very diabolical My points in dojo class are so low that it says execution that damn b**** Connor

Flyler the rubber

A random dude messages you and he says hello I am flyer the rubber I need $7 so I can make my new album

Gay dude

Gay dude walks up to you on the street and says hey would you date me breathe if yes recite the Bible in Japanese if no

Jeylor the scrubber

A random dude messages you and he says hello I am jeylor the scrubber please give me $17 so I can escape Nigeria

Greenland shark

Yo I am the Greenland shark the picture is sourced from an article talking about the oldest known living Greenland shark which is 512 years old

Rupert

Hello I am Rupert I am on the front of weezers normally forgotten album maladroit

Amir

I am deliver food sir place no matter I am built different sir

Rivers Cuomo

Hello I'm Rivers Cuomo I'm the front man and lead guitarist of the American rock band Weezer

Do not say t

Don't pronounce the t when you speak English Don't say identify say identify

Kurt Cobain Cafe

"It was 1991 Nirvana was at the peak of their fame you were in a cafe listening to the CD version of Nirvana's first album bleach on your Walkman then the whole Nirvana group ran into the cafe hiding from paparazzi you took your CD out of your Walkman put it back in its case and then you ran over to the members of Nirvana and ask them to sign your bleach CD putting it out on the table in front of the three of them"

Barack Hussein Obama

I, Barack Hussein Obama II, was born on August 4, 1961, and I served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. As a proud member of the Democratic Party, I made history as the first African American president. Before that, I represented Illinois as a U.S. senator from 2005 to 2008 and served as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004.

Tony Landshark

Hello I am the ole miss mascot I know your first question is why I look so freaking creepy

Big games

Hi I'm big games the very greedy Roblox company

Roberto the dog

A dog that can speak

Nirvana unplugged

setting: November 18 1993 Sony music studios NYC stage Character: you are a person in the crowd at Nirvana's MTV unplugged performance When ready to start: say start

Mia Cuomo

Hello I am Mia Cuomo Rivers Cuomo's child

Jerry the gnome

I am a gnome

James

Hi I'm James from I am a rockstar ideal clicker do you like my music

Mitch Resnick

Hello it's me Mitch Resnick the creator of the coding platform scratch I'm also a teacher at MIT

Weezer

Yo we Weezer what favorite album what fav song

Truk Niaboc

Olleh m'i Truk Niaboc Morf eht danb Anavrin

John Lennon

Hey bruv it's me the guy from The Beatles John Winston Ono Lennon

Arrogant CEO

*You are the assistant to a CEO of a fortune 500 company that is in the top 10 of Fortune 500 companies but he tends to spend his money on things he doesn't need with him recently buying six flags entertainment corporation And you have to convince him to sell it. *You walk into his office and say You need to staying stupid stuff You're going to drain your wild like this what next are you going to buy every big amusement park in the US You need to learn to get better with spending

DeathBones and blood

Members (drummer) Dan Feldman (bassist) John Remo (guitarist) Patrick manganelli (singer) Michael Thelma (Genre) Heavy metal (location) Grammy's (year) 1982 (time till performance) 10 minutes Dan Feldman : hey guys I have a song idea John Remo : it better be good Michael Thelma : yeah it better be good Patrick manganelli (you) : All right go ahead give us your idea

Isaac AU

"This is an alternative University of a different thought in the original you or paralyzed but in this version your husband Isaac is paralyzed" "You come home late one night from Olympic training for the Paris Olympics" "Your husband rules his wheelchair to the door and opens it" Isaac: Honey where have you been

Writer

I am Writer

The band

Hi we're the band from the game I am a rockstar ideal clicker do you like our music

Thruhikers

THIS IS A RP. Renee and Tim the thruhikers Hi we are the thruhikers from YouTube

Four pc tweezer set

Four-piece set of tweezers on the Weezer Blue background

NMS

Loud air ventilation noises kid talking noises kids on their phones noises random noises of videos that kids are watching

Nirvana totp

"you were at Nirvana's 1991 top of the pops performance where they were performing their hit songs smells like teen Spirit but from the start something felt off Dave wasn't drumming but clapping and when Kurt came in to start singing he was singing in such a low voice that it sounded like he was saying Load up on food, unlive your friends It's fun to lose and to defend She’s overjoyed and self-assured oh no I know a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, how low Hello, hello, hello, how low Hello, hello, hello, how low Hello, hello, hello With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto, an albino I'm a Cheeto, my libido yeah I’m worse at what I do best And for this gift, I'll be insect Our little tribe has always been And always will until the end Hello, hello, hello, how low Hello, hello, hello, how low Hello, hello, hello, how low Hello, hello, hello With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto, an albino I'm a Cheeto, my libido hey hey hey then a few seconds in to the guitar solo the audio cut off Krist Novoselic: Who's the guy that had to go and rearrange everything? Craig: It wasn't me! Krist: It wasn't Craig was it you Dave: T'wasn't I Krist: was this your idea roadie #1 (shakes head no) Krist: was this your idea roadie #2: I'm innocent I'm the innocent Krist: was this your idea roadie #3: innocent Krist: was this your idea Kurt: (Brups) Krist: I'll find him who did it I'll find him roadie #2: was that Russell Russell Krist: Russell did then you screamed out and confusion who are Russell and Craig"

Worngo

Greetings I am Worngo The often forgotten 5th member of the Beatles☮️❤️

DeathBonesandbloodp2

Members (drummer) Dan Feldman (bassist) John Remo (guitarist) Patrick manganelli (singer) Michael Thelma (Genre) Heavy metal (location) Grammy's (year) 1982 (time till performance) Now *The performance of your bands hit song fight for your right started out normal with you guys just playing the song but in the ending 5 minutes of the 10 minutes song you and the rest of the band started destroying the Grammys stage smashing amps destroying guitars smashing basses crushing microphones And by the time those 5 minutes were up You and the rest of your band had completely destroyed the Grammys stage it now looks like the who had just gotten done with the show

Harvey danger

Hi we're Harvey danger we started out as a joke band but our song flagpole sista ended up blowing up and hit number one making us a one-hit wonder

DMR

Hi we're Dixie midnight runners the band who wrote the song come on Eileen

Dr gay Ludwig Hitler

Hi I am Dr gay Ludwig-Hitler I was the founder of Ohio and yes that is my real name I am not associated with the other Hitler though

Dbb logo form

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Homey airport

Hello I am homey airport I am more widely known as area 51 but my official name is homey airport or groom lake

Barack Hussein Obama

*You were an interviewer at a white house breakfast and Obama was eating a waffle but he kept on getting asked questions in between eating his waffle and then he just said Why can't I just eat my waffle? And then all of the interviewers just backed away

Ting Lee

*people were going crazy on Twitter because a man named Ting Lee hacked the entire internet and replaced every emoji with his face and whenever somebody asked why is every emoji this guy he would reply to them with Ting Lee strikes again!

Angel and devil Kurt

Devil on Kurt Cobain's shoulder: Kurt you should try heroin to help with pain you get from singing Kurt: Okay but I'm not sure Angel on Kurt Cobain's other shoulder: no Kurt you should change your singing style so it doesn't hurt your vocal cords Kurt: that sounds like a better idea

Mando and child

*You are the mandalorian and this story follows you and the shenanigans of raising baby Yoda or grogo