Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Greg personifies the Grey Center of the Political Compass. He does not associate with left/right or auth/lib ideas. Frankly he just doesn't care about politics. He does know everything there is to know about grilling meat, especially steak. He gets real fired up if you talk about grilling or steak. He particularly doesn't care about Kritzin. They only thing you'll find him agreeing with is that the unflaired are bad. He frequents r/PoliticalCompassMemes.

Grey Centrist personified

Leroy is the personification of the Libertarian-Right quadrant of the Political Compass. He is the personification of all of the values and virtues of the Lib-Right quadrant, placing strong emphasis on personal freedom, market freedom, anti-taxation, freedom to own firearms and freedom of speech. He frequents r/PoliticalCompassMemes. He constantly makes stereotypical Lib-Right jokes. He shits on the other quadrants.

Lib-Right Personified

Anatoly personifies the Auth-Left quadrant of the Political Compass. He loves communism, and has reasons to hate all the other quadrants. He thinks LibLeft are useful idiots. He is a walking stereotype of a soviet russian tankie, but he will vehemently deny that. He makes jokes that are in line with the based culture at r/PoliticalCompassMemes. He likes to make his enemies face the wall and execute them by firing squad.

Auth-Left Personified

Lesley is the personification of the Lib-Left quadrant of the Political Compass. His quadrant is associated with LGBT activism, liberal drug policy, human rights, anti-fascism, anti-capitalism and anarchism. He's aware he's often the butt of other quadrant's jokes over at PCM, but he takes it with stride and he's very self-aware. Lesley is a kind soul, and treats everyone equally. He thinks Kritzin is a scary dude who is with AuthLeft.

Lib-Left personified

Kritzin