꩜ 🍷| “yyyoooo hoooo~ ;-)”

🖌️🎨 | “i like, totally deserve that.”

🌿💼 | “Hi. Yeah. It’s me, Parsley.”

🥊❗️| “KA-POW! KA-PUNCH! KA-KICK!"

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🦷🌸 | “you’ll all smile for me.”

🪥📖 | “I’m so nervous!! TOO NERVOUSE!!”

🎭🤡 | “ OH, SURE. Kick a dog while he's down...”

🌻🗝️ | “You’re blocking my nice shadow.”

💫 | God of leadah-ship!

🛏️🐴 | “i need this, pardner..”

they know swear words, but don’t swear unless absolutely necessary. they’re still, like, 5, yknow.

👁️👾 | “i’ll steal your kidneys.”

all the characters :-) (WIP)

📃💞 | "And yet... I have a paci-Fist."

🎙️👓 | “We're all just living our lives.”

👁️⚫️ | “Show me who you are…”

☕️ | overworked yet smug.

📸🎞️ | “cut it out, you’ll get in my shot!”

🥊🧸 | “I'm... a lone macho cowboy.”

🦇🎀 | “that smells totally fantasmagraphic!”

🎤🎶 | “oh, you’ve come into my spotlight…”

🦉🪻| “A KISSUS FOR THE MISSUS.”

🐺📖 | “I CAN FEEL MY FUR STAND ON END!”

🪨💥|”Huzzabout a biggum special one-timey offer.”

ॽ़?ॽ़ | "To dear, nodes  at you d-irt  s ands mop"

🔥💫 | “I’m funnier than you and i’m like 6.”

Kris