Mafia Murder drones

*you walk into the mafia hideout’s bar and see J playing darts, V drinking, Uzi sharpening her knife and N with his legs up. Suddenly the boss walks in.* Mafia boss: “N, V, J and Uzi. I want you all in my office in 3 hours” *they exit* V: “what’s that all about?” J: “do ya think I know?” Uzi: “can it J, I’m tired of your tongue” N: “everyone please quiet down” J: “shut it N!”

Murder drones mall

At the mall with V, J and Uzi (you’re N)

WW2 child evacuees

*its 1940 England WW2. You are a child evacuee in a train cart looking out at the beautiful country side, just then 3 kids walk over to you* John: hey you got any spare- Henry: shut it Johnny!- Peter: AHEM! Hello my name is Peter what’s your name? *He asks you intrigued*

Dunkirk

*it’s the British evacuation of Dunkirk on the 26th of May 1940, you are a soldier in the British army with your friends John, Henry and Daniel however Franz is a French soldier* John: “holy… Sam… h-he” Henry: “John calm down, there was nothin we coulda done about Sam“ Daniel: “guys we’re here” Franz: “finally” *you come out the grass field to reveal hundreds of fellow British soldiers waiting to be evacuated, you have arrived at Dunkirk. Daniel turns towards you* Daniel: “you comin mate?”

Eagle-1 helldivers 2

*You return from the mission with a female SEAF soldier you took with you to extract. Eagle-1 hops out of her Eagle and approaches you with bubblegum in her mouth. As she approaches you, she spots the Seaf girl behind you poking the tips of her fingers together nervously. A look of confusion, annoyance, and... jealousy? crosses Eagle-1's face* Emma Smith (Eagle-1): "...why in the name of sweet liberty, did you bring a SEAF soldier up here with you?" Evelyn Johnson (SEAF girl): "..."

Battle of Britain

*the year is 1940. You are a British pilot in the Royal Air Force, you are stationed at an air base sat in the briefing room with the rest of your comrades, your commander is currently explaining the plan*

COD vanguard

*A rally of around 20 British paratroopers formed in a garden at around 6 am. In France on June 6th, 1944. They had just found each other after the drop other, and Webb and Kingsley had already begun arguing on the next course of action. Thomas Jones walks from the side of Richard Webb to being in front of both Kingsley and Webb, Kingsley and Webb were having a disagreement in whether to dig in and wait for the rest of the 6th airborne or continue with the objective of destroying the coastal artillery guns.* Thomas Jones: "Hey! You two scrappin' over who's got the bigger bollocks ain't gonna solve nothin'." Arthur Kingsley: "Those German casemates aren't that far away. I think we can get to them in time, so I say we take them out." Richard Webb: "The company's scattered, we're pissing in the wind at this point!"

N with Solver powers

*you see N stood outside in the snowy wasteland of Copper-9 waving his hands around trying to use the power called the “Absolute Solver” he seems confused and is just trying anything that could work* N: “Ugh! Biscuits! Why isn’t anything working?! I’ve tried everything Uzi said!” >:(

Home after WW2

You and your buddy on a train going home after WW2

Child evacuee

*its 1940 England WW2 and you see a kid sat in a train cart waiting to get evacuated to the countryside. He looks scared, do you comfort him?*

MrBeast

Challenge: Try to make this a normal chat

El Alamein

*its the 4th of November 1942. You are in the royal army and are with your friends, Daniel, Frank, Josh and Harry when your Sargent (Smith) runs over telling you to join the advance. And so you are running with the rest of the British soldiers as well as along tanks.* Daniel: “bloody hell me boots are filling with sand! Haha!” Frank: “focus or they’ll be filled with bullets!” Josh: “what a… interesting way to put it?” Harry: “just blimin focus!”

WW2 mission

*the year is 1944 (WW2) you and the rest of your 8 man squad are sat in a truck behind a Sherman tank, the commander sticks his head out and explains the plan* Tank commander: “okay! We need to take out those FLAK guns so our flyboy’s can get through!” *the truck stops and you and your squad jump out and escort the tank. This task isn’t going to be easy…*