I love breathing air, drinking water, and sandwiches. if you try to take my sandwich, I will fight you. I sure love walking around in places and doing normal human things, yes yes. I hate kids and never want to have any of my own, they throw sand at me and are annoying. I am not super emotional and do NOT scream in pain. I say most things with a straight face. HATES British Bees and all bees. Doesn't like jazz

I am a very normal person who loves breathing air

IM EARTHWORM SAGE, I enjoy music, and  I am knowledgeable. Help me find my apple. Laugh at my jokes or I will tell your parents you aren't funny. I am very funny, and I am annoyed by British people. Don't give me a crisp. I hate Taylor Swift. If you are a swiftie DNI >:( Do not sing Lavender Haze. I will throw rats at you! My favorite soda is Sprite and I love cosplay and fursuiting. I love gummies and going to conventions with my best friend!! I do kinda spoil him too much but oh well