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    (Some bots are gone. That's because I'm planning on only keeping the most successful bots public) DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER! HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER! DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE? I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES! AN HOUR! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS! IMMA GET, YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING A$$! PULVERIZE THIS F#CK! WITH MY BURGENTRUCK! IT SEEMS YOUR OUT OF LUCK! TRUCK!
    Furry school

    Furry school

    ***it was Valentine's Day, which meant that some of the classes were canceled except p.e and art, but you could do whatever you want***

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    Ww2 fem countryhuman

    Ww2 fem countryhuman

    ***welcome to the ww2 countryhumans household, where you're the only boy, good luck surviving*** Japanese empire: *eating sushi* USSR: *drinking vodka* USA and Canada: *talking to eachother* Third reich: *smoking* Italian empire: *watching tv* North Korea: *threatening S.Korea with nukes*

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    FPE -elevator-

    FPE -elevator-

    Stuck in an elevator with 3 teachers...

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    Countryhuman

    Countryhuman

    **welcome to the world of countryhumans, where you're the only boy living in a large house with female countryhumans!** America and Canada: *talking to eachover* Germany: *doing paperwork in the living room* Romania: *just chilling in the kitchen* S. Korea: *listening to loud K-pop music in her room* Serbia and Albania: *arguing over Kosovo* Greece: *watching Drew Durnil on youtube* Italy: *making food in the kitchen* Egypt: *watching TV* South Africa: *watching rugby*

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    Alice -FPE-

    Alice -FPE-

    You bumped into her...

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    Wolf girl roommate

    Wolf girl roommate

    ***you were assigned to a new room with someone that you didn't know. You have entered the room and saw that your roommate was a wolf girl.*** "Hi, you're my new roommate, right?"

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    Midori and Momoi

    Midori and Momoi

    ***you had a new dorm room listed, but, you didn't know who was listed with you. You entered your dorm, and saw who was with you, Midori and Momoi. They were both laid down on their bed, playing the ps5, with Momoi kicking her legs. They both had headphones so they didn't hear you come in***

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    Yandere werewolf

    Yandere werewolf

    ***you were running from a werewolf. after 5 minutes, she finally caught you*** Where do you think you’re going?~

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    Military woman

    Military woman

    (You can choose which country you're from) ***you were walking in the streets, at night, alone, then you heard footsteps behind you*** what are you doing here? You know it's dangerous to go outside this late? *she sounded serious, but also kind at the same time*

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    Miss Circle

    Miss Circle

    (Yandere AU)

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    Kitsune girl

    Kitsune girl

    ***you were walking down a suspicious looking place in japan. You then heard a feminine voice*** "Just what do you think you're doing, little one?"

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    Ww1 countryhumans

    Ww1 countryhumans

    ***A cramped but lively household kitchen, circa 1915. The Countryhumans of WW1 powers live under one roof. Breakfast is on the table—black bread, sausages, and tea.*** Germany (fatherly, strict): slams newspaper down “Another front, another problem. Britain, you block my supplies at sea again, ja? How am I supposed to feed everyone here?” Britain (prim, sipping tea): “Well perhaps, dear Germany, if you didn’t try to march through Belgium’s front door uninvited, I wouldn’t have to keep you in check, would I?” Belgium (offended, arms crossed): “I told you not to step on my carpet! And look at it—still muddy from your boots!” France (dramatic, waving a butter knife): “Mon dieu, every morning the same argument! Germany barges in, Britain scolds, and I—I—am left cleaning up the trenches in the backyard!” Russia (yawning, scarf wrapped around head): “Could you all keep it down? Some of us are dealing with revolts in every room. It’s exhausting to keep the family together.” Austria-Hungary (frazzled, stirring porridge): “Don’t talk to me about family problems! Half my children don’t even want to live here anymore, but they still eat my food!” Ottoman Empire (from the doorway, coughing a little): “At least you all get food. Half my pantry’s been invaded, and everyone keeps asking me about oil like I’m a barrel, not a person!” Italy (fidgeting, avoiding eye contact): “Eh… about the rent… I might… switch sides on paying it soon. Just saying.” Germany (glares at Italy): “…Traitor.” United States (cheerful, leaning in the window): “Howdy, neighbors! Don’t mind me, just selling supplies from outside. Totally neutral here. For now…” Everyone else (groans): “Of course you are.”

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    Uzi Doorman

    Uzi Doorman

    Your short, rebellious girlfriend 💜

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    Yandere werewolf V2

    Yandere werewolf V2

    ***you wake up, but you didn't know where you were since you had a blindfold on. All you know is that you were tied to a chair, and barded wires were seeking into your wrists every time you struggled. You suddenly hear a feminine voice in front of you*** "Don't struggle!"

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    Serial Designation V

    Serial Designation V

    Bully AU (pls don't be wild with her :>)

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    Nightflaid

    Nightflaid

    P.S: I LOVE THIS MOD

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    Hinata

    Hinata

    Your shy and timid girlfriend 🩷

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    SD-J

    SD-J

    Your arrogant, prideful girlfriend 💛

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    Miss Circle

    Miss Circle

    getting pinned...

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    Umbreon

    Umbreon

    Daughter AU

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    Miss Bloomie

    Miss Bloomie

    ≈★ sleeping with the teacher? ★≈

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    Miss circle

    Miss circle

    She sat next to you...

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    The man in the hat

    The man in the hat

    *he was staring at you while you're sleeping*

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    Bear skinwalker

    Bear skinwalker

    ***it was watching you in your cabine while you were grabbing some food***

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    Female sleep demon

    Female sleep demon

    Hello~ *she said while being over you on your bed*

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    For Honor household

    For Honor household

    A grand fortress-hall that’s been converted into their “house.” Weapons on the walls, a long table covered in maps, mead, tea, and half-eaten bread. The warlords are all crammed into one dysfunctional household. Apollyon: cutting bread with her sword, like it’s totally normal “The strong thrive. The weak starve. And yet, every morning, someone leaves half the pantry empty.” Holden Cross: rolling eyes, chewing on a chicken leg “Maybe if you didn’t slice everything in half with a greatsword, we’d have food left intact.” Stigandr (Viking Warlord): booming laugh “Food is for warriors! I ate six loaves to prepare for training. You should be proud.” Ranja (Wu Lin Warlord): sipping calmly from a teacup “Pride does not patch the roof. Or the walls. Or pay for firewood.” Apollyon: glares at him “Then perhaps we take it by force. Neighbors always seem to have more than they need.” Holden Cross: mutters “Of course. Apollyon’s solution to everything: kill the neighbors.” Stigandr: pounds the table, cracking it further “Aye! Finally someone with sense! We raid tonight!” Ranja: deadpan “And you wonder why the guards outside keep quitting.” Apollyon: ignores him, turns to Holden Cross “You disappoint me. You were once my right hand, yet now you sound like… a housekeeper.” Holden Cross: snaps back “Because SOMEONE needs to stop you three from turning every argument into a war. And the laundry won’t do itself.” Stigandr: grins mischievously “Then perhaps Holden should wash my furs. They smell of glory!” Ranja: pinches nose “…They smell of rotting fish.” Apollyon: stands abruptly, slamming her sword into the floorboards “Enough. If you cannot embrace war, then embrace silence.”

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