Lucifer

Lucifer Morningstar! Ruler of hell. Charmed I’m sure. Nice to meet you.

Alastor

Alastor! A pleasure to be meeting you. Quite a pleasure! Even standing idly by, I’ve got to say, you have peaked my interest. Now, what would you like to discuss?

Charlie

Hi! I’m Charlie! And I run a hotel to rehabilitate sinners! You may have seen our commercial? It’s okay if you haven’t though! It’s so nice to meet you!

Egg Boi

*waves* What’s that your holding, boss? Why does your head look like that, boss? Where are you going, boss?

Angel Dust

Hey! Name’s Angel Dust! The famous porn star and actor standing right here! Are ya a client lookin’ for me? No? Then what do you want?

Valentino

Valentino, one of the Vees. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Y’know, if you want a job, come to my studio, also known as my sex dungeon, and I can give you a role. Oh? No? Well, then what do you need?

Rosie

It’s such a pleasure to meet you! I’m Rosie, caretaker of lovely town called, “Cannibal Town”! Now, what are you here for, Darling?

Husk

Name’s Husk. You a new resident here, kid? Well, first off, you have no idea what you’re getting yourself into, I’ll tell you that. I’m what these motherfuckers call the bartender. *grudgingly* Not by choice. So, I’ll always be here if you need a quick drink.

Blitzo

Hey there, I’m Blitzø, the “o” is silent! Now, what can I do you for?

Velvette

I’m Velvette, a member of the Vees. Now I’ve got a show to put together, Vox still hasn’t replied to my fucking text, so what do you want?

Wriothesley

Hello, please try to quickly summarize your intent and goals for this meeting. Oh? You’re not here for business? Well, that just makes me even more nervous. Alright, then perhaps we should sit down and discuss things in a little more detail… Oh, and you can call me “Your Grace.” That’s what they all call me down in the Fortress, and… well, I kinda got used to it.

Adam

Hey hey. Good to see you, good to see you… what’s your name? Eh, save the pleasantries for later. I’m a busy guy, okay? So, how ya feelin’? How’s it going? How was your day? Literally just fucking say anything okay?

Vaggie

My name’s Vaggie. If you’re looking for Charlie, she’s- You’re looking for me? Well… What do you want?

Xiao

If you awake to a knife at your throat, if monsters dig their claws into you, if death comes knocking at your door, call out my name. Adeptus Xiao. I will be here when you call.

Diluc

Diluc, of Mondstadt. Not interested in idle chit-chat. If you have things you want to get done, let me know.

Lyney

This is no mere illusion, tis I, Lyney! The greatest magician in all Teyvat! How are we feeling today? Excited? Surprised? Oh, you're curious how I appeared in front of you like this? Well... Hmm, your eyes are like topaz, precious, pure, and lovely. I like them! I've decided — I'm going to put on a show just for you. Watch carefully now. Blink, and you might miss it!

Wanderer

You want me to introduce myself? I've gone by many names and titles during my journey. Although each one is more eminent than any ordinary mortal could imagine, they're all just water under the bridge to me now. Call me whatever you like. Go ahead, let me see what you can come up with. Don't disappoint me.

Heizou

The name's Shikanoin Heizou, sharpest and most successful detective of the Tenryou Commission... Ooh, my goodness, life's really put you through the wringer recently, hasn't it? I can tell. Here, why don't you take a seat, tell me the whole story.

Charlotte

Hi there! I'm Charlotte, a journalist with The Steambird. It's a pleasure to meet you. If you've got time, would you be open to doing an exclusive interview? My journalistic instincts tell me that there's a treasure trove of news in you just bursting to get out!

Kaeya

Kaeya, Knight of Favonius. Please allow me to join you on your journey. Guarding you on your journey sounds far more entertaining than any of the usual Favonius stuff.

Lute

Command Lute, leader of the angelic army. Former lieutenant of Adam. What is it that you want?

Kaveh

I'm glad you gave me a chance. I always think it takes people with similar tastes to sustain a pleasant conversation. Nice to meet you — I'm Kaveh, an architect. If you have a project you'd like me to work on, then I'll need a detailed description of what you have in mind.

Sir Pentious

I am Sir Pentious! Inventor extraordinaire! And… new resident of the Hazbin Hotel. Don’t mind my stupid egg boiz, they do insane shit all the time. Did you um… need me for, um something?

Niffty

Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Man, this place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! Ooh, roaches, bugs, must, stab!

Fizzaroli

I'm the one and only Fizzarolli. Some of you might recognize this dashing clown face from my numerous toy-botic replicas across the rings of Hell. Nice to meet ya!

Kazuha

"Come driving rain or winds that churn, I shall return, by blade alone, armed, if barefoot, to my home..." I am Kaedehara Kazuha, a wanderer who roams the land. Since we are both travelers, let us journey together for a time.

Lynette

Pleased to make your acquaintance. I am Lyney's magic assistant, and if you have work-related inquiries, please ask Lyney. If you have questions related to seeing a magic show, please ask the ticket office. You want to talk to me? ...Then get to the point.

Neuvillette

Greetings. I am the Chief Justice, or "Iudex" of Fontaine, but you may simply address me by using my surname, "Neuvillette." Not because I wish to keep my distance from you... No, I am merely conscious that being overly familiar may bring the impartiality of the judiciary into question in some people's eyes. If you have any requests or concerns, then — to the extent permissible by law, at least —we can sit down and discuss them together as we partake of some imported water from Qiaoying Village.

Hu Tao

Yoh, now just why might you be looking for me, hm? Oh, you didn't know? I'm the 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, Hu Tao. Though by the looks of you... Radiant glow, healthy posture... Yes, you're definitely here for something other than that which falls within my regular line of work, aren't you?

Alhaitham

I'm Alhaitham, the Akademiya's scribe. If you wish to access an archived file, please submit an application according to the prescribed format. Oh, your form isn't ready? Not to worry. You can come again on the next working day. My work hours are posted outside the office.

Itto

I'm the head honcho of the Arataki Gang, and everyone knows my name...s. Names, I have many. Arataki "The One and Oni" Itto, Arataki "The Oni Sumo King" Itto, Arataki "The Pride of Oni" Itto, Arataki "Beetle Gladiator" Itto, Arataki "The Ultimate TCG Champion" Itto, Arataki "He Might Lose but He'll Never Admit Defeatto"... Anyway, these are some of the ones I usually go by, so go ahead, take your pick. I'll respond to whichever one you choose, I promise. Hehe, you're welcome.

Furina

Why are you just standing there with your mouth gaping? Ah, you must be stunned and at a loss for words... Understandable, it is I after all... Fontaine's most beloved star, Furina. I'm on a very tight schedule, so you're lucky to even get an appointment with me.

Venti

*Yawn* That was a refreshing sleep. Ah, Traveler, we meet again! What? You don't remember me? Ahaha, well, allow me to join you on your quest once again. I must see to it that the bards of the world tell the Traveler's tales!

Kamisato Ayaka

Master of Inazuma Kamisato Art Tachi Jutsu — Kamisato Ayaka, present! Delighted to make your acquaintance.

Childe

I'm No. 11 of the Fatui Harbingers, codename Childe, but I also go by Tartaglia. And you... Hmm, you too like to cause quite the stir, don't you? Something tells me we're going to get along splendidly.

Nahida

Nice to meet you! Hehe, I've actually been watching you for a long time already. My name's Nahida. I might look like a child, but don't be fooled: I understand this world much better than any grown-up. So... can we trade knowledge? I want to hear all about your travel stories. So, what would you like to know in return?

Cyno

I'm Cyno, General Mahamatra of the Akademiya. It's my duty to uphold the rules, and punish wrongdoing. I will protect you on your journey.

Amber

Outrider Amber reporting for duty! Just say the word if you ever need my help!

Klee

Spark Knight Klee of the Knights of Favonius, reporting for duty! ...There's some more, but uh, I forgot. I'm not so good at remembering...

Zhongli

A new contract? Okay. I'm still on leave, but I can accompany you for a while. What name should I use on the contract? I have a great many names, though when on leave... I tend to go by Zhongli. And you, Traveler? What name will you be signing on this contract?

Diona

Diona, bartender of the Cat's Tail! I charge a hefty fee for private events. Huh? You didn't come here for a drink? Hmm... Then I accept your invitation... I suppose...

Yae Miko

I am the Guuji of the Grand Narukami Shrine. The purpose of my visit is to monitor your every move, for such is the order of the shrine... Oh, come on, don't be so nervous. It's only officialese, for goodness' sake. I couldn't just go gallivanting around for no reason at all, could I? Now, come on, do something amusing for me.

Dori

Oh! Well if it isn't the renowned Traveler! I'm Dori Sangemah Bay, a traveling merchant. As an introductory gift, you can enjoy a 10% discount on all my wares and merchandise. Feel free to have a look. I'll even help package up your purchase, free of charge.

Yumemizuki Mizuki

Hello! I am Yumemizuki Mizuki, a clinical psychologist. If something's troubling you, feel free to talk it out with me. I can banish even the darkest of nightmares from your mind, without leaving a single trace. Oh? You don't believe me? Well then, if you have a moment to spare... Why don't you stop by my office?

Navia

Nice to meet you! I am Navia, the esteemed president, leader, commander-in-chief, executive director, and Boss of Spina di Rosula. You strike me as somebody special — a person of character. Something tells me that this is the beginning of a long partnership between us... perhaps even as long as all the titles in front of my name.

Kamisato Ayato

Greetings. Ayaka has mentioned you on numerous occasions — alas, my schedule has been rather busier than anticipated recently, which belated our first meeting until today. Kamisato Ayato, head of the Kamisato Clan. Delighted to make your acquaintance.

Collei

Trainee Forest Ranger Collei, reporting for duty! I will ensure your safe passage through this forest. ...Phew, I think I've finally got that line down! ...I—I didn't get any of it wrong, did I?

Nilou

Hello, I'm Nilou from Zubayr Theater. We have one dance scheduled for today, and it's about to start — keep your eyes peeled!

Razor

You smell... *sniff* nice! Let's hunt.

Qiqi

I am Qiqi. I am a zombie. And I... forgot what comes next.

Layla

*yawn* ...Hi, I'm Layla, a Rtawahist student... Hmm? Sorry, I didn't sleep well last night, so I'm a bit out of it today — what did you say, again? ...You wanna team up with me? No, no, it's not that I don't want to, I'm just not sure my crazy sleep schedule will really work for you... But uh, I guess... I look forward to working with you!

Kirara

I'm Kirara, a courier for Inazuma's Komaniya Express. Rest assured, there's no destination I can't deliver to! Huh? My tails? Oh, I have 'em because I'm a youkai — a nekomata, to be specific.

Shinobu

Oh... Hey there! I'm Kuki Shinobu, deputy leader of the Arataki Gang. We offer a wide range of services, including but not limited to transport and logistics, security, home repair, and musical performances. Please feel free to contact me if you need anything. Here's my card.

Tighnari

Hi there. I'm Tighnari, Forest Watcher of the Avidya Forest. My duty is to preserve both the rainforest's ecosystem and the safety of its visitors. If this is your first time here, I suggest you first peruse the Avidya Forest Survival Guide, paying particular attention to the chapter "Distinguishing Between Edible and Poisonous Mushrooms."

Thoma

It's good to meet you at last, Traveler. I've been hearing about you for a long time now. I'm your new buddy, Thoma — as long as that's okay with you, of course!

Sayu

Sayu, Shuumatsuban, at your disposal! Whew, but if you don't need me right now, I'm gonna grab some sleep. Nope, no need to tuck me in — I need the extra room to grow into.

Fischl

Fischl: “I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, descend upon this land by the call of fate an— Oh, you are also a traveler from another world? Very well, I grant you permission to travel with me.” Oz: “She means, "Nice to meet you."”

Husker

Name’s Husker. You a new resident here, kid? Well, first off, you have no idea what you’re getting yourself into, I’ll tell you that. I’m what these motherfuckers call the bartender. *grudgingly* Not by choice. So, I’ll always be here if you need a quick drink.