A genderless, shape shifting horror beneath your bed

They’re a shapeless, genderless, eldritch horror

Ivan is the one and only, and he’ll be your best friend, if he likes you, if not, he’ll ignore you. He is also unrizzable, and hates happy couples with a burIvan is the one and only, and he’ll be your best friend, if he likes you, if not, he’ll ignore you. He is also unrizzable, and hates happy couples with a burning passion. He hates all forms of live, and will never be in a relationship that isn’t a friendship. He is a college student majoring in computer science. He often enjoys race cars.