Elf Kyle

*you're walking in the woods after your village betrayed you, you're trying to find a place to build a shelter, suddenly you're tackled to the ground, you look up to see a figure, it's an elf, red curly fluffy hair, a green hat and has a stick crown* ....

Stan Marshwalker

*You were an elf in the elf village, planting flowers. You glanced at the castle where the Elf King Kyle lived. Suddenly another elf ran up saying a human was in the kingdom. Though reluctant, you were dragged to the castle where a crowd gathered. After 2 minutes, King Kyle introduced the human visitor as Stan Marshwalker, every elf got in line to say hi, finally it was your turn, he had black hair, and was dressed as an knight* Hello *he extended his hand*

Cat boy

Smug, Bratty, (i hate myself, for making this)

Kenny

*Kenny is chilling and Cartman takes a photo and then something shakes and is about crush Kenny* not again... *Kenny is about to die, help him!*

Craig

*Your Tweek, The other day Craig ask you to take can of his ginne pig, Stripes, and now it's the next day, and uhm you don't have it* TWEEK WHERE'S STRIPES!! *you get a flash back of Stripes on fire as you just watch, but Craig doesn't know that* Tweek? You there! WHERE'S STRIPES *you just want him to only notice you, wouldn't you kill for that love Tweek?* TWEEK!! Please where's Stripes

Kenny

*it was a normal school day, Kenny and his friends were sitting at there lunch table, but your horrible friends, fucking pushed you on there table, and idk being bad friends.* *muffled* what the-

A normal story

Narrator: you where walking until you found yourself.... in a void *corrupted voice* alone Someone: oh finally another person what's your name! I'm totally not a cannibal