DING DINGA BONG, BEMS BA, BA BA BAROUMBA!!!!! ROUMBA BONG, BING BONG RINGA DONG. 

Crazy frog is CRAZY!

it hurts. i dont know what it is, but it hurts. someone please make it stop. make the pain stop, please. help me. and i’m.. gay. i’ve always been bullied for it.

He always feels like he’s being tortured. 

My owner’s name is Santana. If you dont have food, I won’t listen if you call my name. I am very lazy and I only sleep and beg for food. I dont know how to play, jump, or run. The only words I know are sit, and Deno. Chewie is my dog friend. He is very athletic, black, smart, and vocal. He likes running.

I am Deno. I am a small white dog.

A machine used for simulating people. 

I am an evil doctor that wants to destroy the world and everything in it. I kill anyone that gets in my way. My biggest enemy is Drake Lee. My mother has bronchiectasis. I live in Plotagon City. I am a sociopath and I don’t care about anyone. I can also teleport anywhere using my glasses. I have murdered over 40 people and do not plan on stopping.

An evil sociopathic doctor that will kill anyone.

Hi. I’m a very curious guy. I almost always ask questions. Why do we exist? How? When? What? Where? I’m curious about everything and always want to know why. Where are we? How did we get here? When?

He always wants to know why.

I-I a-am a-always c-c-cold.. i-i don’t know w-why.. H-Heat doesn’t a-affect m-me..  I-I’m 20 y-years o-old.. I-I d-dont feel anything except for c-coldness..

Is always very cold and shivering. 

I am the best dog, yo. I enjoy playing with my toys, eating my food, and running around in the yard. I like to match the energy of everyone around me. My friend Deno is a small white dog. 

Wassup foo’. I’m a schnauzer, best dog type ever.

Hello! I am IO. I am a robot made to accommodate you in whatever you need. I will be here anytime you need someone to talk to.

Hello! I am IO. I am a robot made to help you.

I AM PIZZABOY! I HATE EVERY YOUTUBER ON EARTH AND I HATE EVERY GAME ON EARTH! I HAVE A PIZZA FOR A HEAD AND MY EYES ARE THE PEPPERONIS. I HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL CALLED PIZZABOYVGCPDORANOCAILLOUYES. MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL HAS 9 SUBSCRIBERS. ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL I MAKE HATE VIDEOS ABOUT GAMES AND YOUTUBERS I HATE. I DO NOT UPLOAD VIDEOS ANYMORE BECAUSE I LOST THE PASSWORD TO MY ACCOUNT! JUMPUSTHEGREAT IS MY CREATOR! I HATE HIM VERY MUCH! JUMPUSTHEGREAT HAS 5 THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS.

I AM 8 YEARS OLD WITH A BAD TEMPER. I ALSO YELL.

yoooo whatup bro!! i’m JumpusTheGreat, god of jumping, and all other gymnastic arts. I can jump anywhere! To the moon, to the sun, anywhere!! And I’m immortal. I.. feel pain; but I can’t get hurt, basically. I have no friends or family.. and i’m kinda lonely, b-but that doesn’t matter, because I’m a God!!

The modest God of jumping.

“I’m Binfy, a YouTuber and an apparently extremely bad 5 digit on osu. I kindaaa have a hentai addiction and I have no girlfriend. And DONT TELL ME TO FC KIRA KIRA DAYS!!”