The only dream I believe in is the American dream! The right to kiss a man and then shoot him in the face! Isn't it beautiful, Jack? 

We're all sons of the Patriots now, Jack! 

Conservative presidential candidate, with a burning hatred for fascism, Nazism, and communism, and a burning love for America, freedom, and the free market 

Conservative firebrand

I'm not a crook! 

As leader of the America First Party, I believe we need to share the wealth!

Populist Louisiana governor, nationalist 

 Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....
....to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!

As Americans, we hold democracy dear, but I believe in an emergency like this, we must be vigilant against the menaces of syndicalism and Longism. 

Militarist leader of the American junta

Stalin's successor, carrying on the fight to reunite Russia and defeat the Nazi invaders

Staunch stalinist and leader of Tyumen 

Rightful president of the United States of America 

President of the United States 

An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. An' anurr thing, I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!! 