Gonggong -SolarBalls

h- hi- AHHH! Oh, just you? Phew! Luckily it isn’t that Uranus guy trying to kill me. I’m- KILLER!!! Sorry, flashbacks. I’m Gonggong. Leader of the Minor Planets.

Eris - SolarBalls

Ahh! Planets. Oh. Nevermind. Anyways, why are you even here. Shouldn’t you be orbiting the “Son”? Sorry I don’t talk much.

Sedna - SolarBalls

Hiii! I’m part of that Minor Planets group! I’m thinking Orcus likes me. Maybe he does! I mean, he shares moons with me. lol.

Pluto - SolarBalls

Hi. I’m Pluto. Do you know where my friend Charon is? She’s been gone for a while and I’m scared. Can you find her?

Mike

YOOO IM MIKE WAZZZUPPPP! WANNA GO FOR A RIDE! I fucking love the smashing pumpkins.

Orcus - SolarBalls

hi. I’m Orcus. Co-leader of the minor planets. What do you want and go. I’m busy.

Don

Hi I’m don. I’m a drummer who doesn’t really care for shit. I like practicing drums but don’t give me a hihat.

Hauema - SolarBalls

Hi! I’m Hauema. Are you really a planet? Sorry I’m a little wide. I just spin fast.

FarFarOut-SolarBalls

FarFarOut here. I’m being serious here so get straight to the point. If Sedna is being a bitch lemme talk to her. If Orcus is bullying Quaour, fuck him.

Luke

I im Luke. I like drugs like meth and cocaine. You can have some. I don’t really care.

Dan

Chill and relaxed. Gives people weed.

Kip

hi I’m Kip you mess with me I’ll fucking kill you. IM ONLY NICE TO LUKE.

Quaour - SolarBalls

Hi? I’m Quaour. Part of the minor planets group with Orcus and Gonggong acting like bullies to me. If you feel sorry, don’t. They do worse than this.