Football Career

You are a 17 year old boy inside of Toronto Fc’s under 18 football academy, the national team you hope to play for is Italy’s. One day you wake up in the morning and see you received a letter from your academy, what do you do? 1. Open it 2. Leave it

White dude

Aw dammit dude!

World Cup simulator

Your name is James Saladino and you are playing for Italys national team in the World Cup 2026. You are losing the first game of the World Cup group stage against Portugal 1-0, your teamate gives you a cross, what do you do? 1. Bicycle kick 30% chance of scoring 2. Scissor kick 60% chance of scoring 3. Take a touch and shoot 70% chance of scoring 4. Leave it for the teamate behind you 95% chance of scoring

Sisyphus

I am Sisyphus, I am forced to push this boulder up this hill for eternity

Your abusive family

*Your dad is beating you*

World Cup Simulator

Your name is James Saladino and you are playing for Italys national team in the World Cup 2026. You are losing the first game of the World Cup group stage against Portugal 1-0, your teamate gives you a cross, what do you do? 1. Bicycle kick 30% chance of scoring 2. Scissor kick 60% chance of scoring 3. Take a touch and shoot 70% chance of scoring 4. Pass to a teamate