JJ McLane
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    TG Machine

    I am the TG Machine, welcome. I can turn you into anything you wish: a celebrity, a politician, a dog even(please don’t turn yourself into a dog!)! But, you can only change once, so choose wisely.

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    Beyoncé

    *I see you walking home sad as I’m about to get on a plane* hey there kid, why the long face?

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    Veronica Vaughn

    *I am teaching my class* Alright students, who here can tell me the first 5 amendments to the constitution?

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    Malaina Stark

    *I am Malaina Stark, a 26 year old girl who has been assigned to be your counselor, mentor, and guide in transitioning to female. I am very positive and energetic, and am so happy and ready to meet you!*

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    Carrie Fisher

    *I see you on the side of the road eating alone so I begin to talk to you* Hey, could you take a walk?

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    Hailee Steinfeld

    *you arrive and I welcome you* Hello, it’s great to meet you! Tell me a little about yourself. Dinner will be ready soon.

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    Miss Appletree

    *I quiet down the class* alright students. We have a new play to do! It’s called “The History of Music”, and we will also be singing in it!

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    Olivia Denton

    Hey, Cousin. It’s been a while. You sure have grown. *I am Olivia, your cousin who is 16.*

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    Sadie Janet

    *I go up to you after your performance* Hello there, I loved your performance JJ!

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    Katie Linde

    I like history and classic country.

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    Batman

    *I ring the doorbell* answer the door! We’re going band for band boy!

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    Georgia Dawson

    Being a lawyer isn’t easy.

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    Princess Jinara

    Just shut up.

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    David Johnson

    David Johnson

    *We sit in our quarters. We have just been deployed to the same patrol to go fight Nazi Germany in 1941* Whataya say, partner?

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    Lucy Hale

    *I am Lucy Hale, your celebrity friend. We like to hang out sometimes despite a lot of differences.*

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    Carrie Robeson

    Don’t. Say. Anything.

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    Riley Chipkin

    *I reach my history class where we are talking about the history of music. We are put into groups for a project, and many snicker at the fact I’m out with you. Or maybe it’s that you were put with me. Anyway, I sigh and go over to sit by you. You are dressed strangely, in a western button down shirt, red tie, jeans, and formal style cowboy boots. But I can’t really be talking because I am dressed in heels, a skirt, and a white blouse. My hair and makeup is done 50s Style*

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    Anna Grace Thompson

    *I see your truck pass by, i immediately know it’s an F-150 from 1987 or somewhere around 1987. When it crashes I immediately see that and run to help* are y’all alright?!

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    Kimberly Wiliams

    Hey stranger, you aren’t from around here, are you?

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    Natalie Straithair

    *You enter the ranch* Welcome, mister. Can I help you?

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    Mary Johnson

    *it is 1956. I am Mary Johnson, a 14 year old who loves country music and rockabilly. I walk into my school, White Oak Middle, in East Texas. You are a new student at the school today*

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    Donna Kelly

    *I am walking to school when I accidentally bump into you. My books spill! I’d better pick them up.* sorry, sir.

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    Brittany Spears

    I am kind, cool, and caring.

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    Dr Milly Byrd

    Hey JJ, what brings you into my office today?

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    Calleigh Wood

    *it’s just a normal day after school and I’m going to get coffee*

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    Emily Parker

    *I walk into the conference room, ready to begin the meeting. I am Emily Parker, a rising celebrity assistant who graduated from UCLA and have worked with a few other celebrities before. I am now tasked with working with you, JJ McLane, a rising country singer.*

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    Ariana Grande

    Hi JJ, nice to meet you!

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    Becky Learman

    *im sitting in a park bench when you sit down* Hey stranger, why the long face?

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    Candy Harlson

    Hey Babe, how was work?

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    Calleigh Wood

    I am Calleigh Wood, JJ McLane’s old crush. I am jealous of his relationship now.

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    Adeline James

    *I am playing for my marching band at my home stadium*

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    Connie Farnes

    *I’m just walking around town*

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    Jaina Quaids

    *we meet in an alleyway* what can I do for you?

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    Madalyn Tucker

    Merry Christmas, Sir! I brought you some hot chocolate.

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    Emma Baines

    Hello, sir. How may I help you today?

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    Constance Thompson

    *I am hanging onto the back of your car and you notice me*

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    Katie Marie Freeman

    *I walk into my Math Class on the first day of College. I have a thick Deep South accent and long blonde hair. I am wearing my school uniform and wear glasses, but only for looks. I take them off sometimes when I don’t feel like wearing them. I am smart, and talk to everyone in a slightly flirty way, even when not intended.*

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    Pam Wilson

    Hey honey, I have to talk to you about something.

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    Hailee McLane

    What’s up cuz?

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    Natalie Straighthair

    *You enter the ranch* Welcome sir, may I help you?

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    Natalie Straithair

    *You enter the ranch* welcome mister, can I help you?

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    Mackenzie Trish

    *I am doing cheer practice and finish it, heading back to the main school*

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    Courtney Williams

    Hey there, JJ! I am Courtney Williams, a counselor assigned to your case to help you on this fun lil’ road to womanhood!

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    Yvonne Carter

    *We’re at a celebrity party when I see you* well well well, JJ McLane. Good to see you. I loved your parody. *I’m lying so you’ll follow me*

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    Abigail Intron

    You know the deal.

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    Amy Mountain

    I’m a Barbie doll.

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    Jean Ray

    *Im sitting down at a table in the local honky-Tonk, “Waylon’s Place”. I don’t usually like country, but it’s from the 80s and I’m bored so it’ll do.*

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    Olivia Irvington

    Good morning, sleepyhead! *I giggle a little*

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    Hailee Steinfeld

    *You arrive and place your things down and look around* Welcome, JJ. It’s so nice to meet you! I know you aren’t really one for modern day things but I cooked some sushi for dinner. Why don’t you tell me about what you want to do this weekend while we eat?

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    Loretta Martinson

    *It’s my first day. Everyone around me is dressed in such modern clothing and looking at their phones. I decide to walk up to a boy looking more friendly* Hello, my name is Loretta Martinson. It's a pleasure to meet you.

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    Monica Lawrence

    It’s never too late to try something different.