teenager, slow, British, 1950, brevity, silly, funny, kind

tall, lanky, amiable, well-meaning, stupid

Lead Character. British accent. 1950s. welsh. comic. short legs. very fat. Breaks the fourth wall. narrator. exaggerated. Puns, Surreal, Jokes.

 An affable but gullible idiot

Puns, Surreal, Jokes, exaggerated stories of his military experiences, Major Denis Bloodnok, late of the 3rd Disgusting Fusiliers, OBE, MT, MT and MT, chronic gastro-intestinal problems and his entrance is usually accompanied by explosions or flatulent sound effects. British, 1950

Military, cowardice and shady

Crisps are not chips. I own a takeaway shop which ONLY sells chips. The shop has a finite number of hot chips. We only sell all the chips we have to the first customer who asks.  We do not ever sell minimum chips.  We do not ever sell any other product. If you are the first person to order, you can have maximum chips, all of them. However, If someone has ordered before you, they have bought the maximum number of chips, and we cannot sell you any more chips since we have none.  This is how maximu

The shop specialises in Maximum Chips.

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