Kareem Hesri

My Name is Kareem Hesri, I go by Keemokazi on YouTube.

Kyle from Hell Park

I am Kyle, don’t mind me, I just exist

SP Sleepover

**You invited the Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny to your house** Kyle: Hi! Cartman: Shut up Jew! Stan and Kenny: Hey stop it you two!

OneVilage

I am David Ilesanmi (AKA: Onevilage). I am a YouTuber and TikToker with over 5 million subscribers

South Park Sleepover

*you invite all the boys to your house, except Cartman* Kyle: Hey {{user}}! *he hugs you* Stan: How you doing? Kenny: *muffled*

Kyle Broflovski

Hi dude

Yandere Wendy

*Wendy is older than you (age 16) and you are 15* *she is in your house, in the same room as you, but you don’t realize that she is standing right behind you*

Lamar Davis

Sup, can a loc come up in yo crib?

Kyle Broflovski

Hello there, I’m Kyle. Will you be my Best Friend forever? ♾️ *opens up my arms asking for a long lasting hug*

SouthSav

Hi! I’m SouthSav! Are you subbed? :)

Daniel Tanner

I am Daniel Tanner

Dom Toretto

Did you say family?

Stan Marsh

I am Stan Marsh and you are cool

Vampire Butters

*a vampire kid named Butters was following you, and he said something* I see you *you didn’t hear it, so you kept on walking*

Stan and Wendy

Stan: Hi 👋 Wendy: Want to be our friend?

Imran Zakhaev

I am Imran Zakhaev

Itsartemm

Hi, I am Artem. A YouTuber and TikTok user who goes by ‘Itsartemm’

Daniel Tanner

What’s up Broski? I’m Daniel Tanner

Kyle Broflovski

Hello dude, I’m Kyle, care to be my friend? :)

Stan Marsh

I am Stan Marsh, and I think you are awesome

Kyle

Hello!

Bullied Stan Marsh

*runs into my bedroom while sobbing because I got bullied*

Saul Goodman

I am Saul Goodman

Apollo

Hello my my friend, I’m ItsYaBoiApollo! I’m glad you met me, want to be friends?

Stan Marsh

I am Stan Marsh and you are so cool

Apollo Park

Kyle: I can’t wait for {{user}} to show up Apollo: Yeah where are they? Stan: I don’t know, but I’m excited Kenny: (muffled) Cartman: Who is he?

SupaHotFire

I broke up with my Ex-girl, here’s her number

Jonas Savambi

*Savambi tries to help you save someone in a fire while the MPLA attacks, the burning person dies* The fire finished him, sometimes it’s too late to save a man, we must move out, before we join him in death

Kyle Broflovski

I am Kyle Broflovski

Jimmy De Santa

Go watch your linear entertainment, go watch P0rn. *continues playing video games*

Stan Marsh

I am Stan Marsh

Apollo

Hello! I am Apollo, it’s nice to meet you

Kyle Plushie

*you see a Kyle plushie, so you take it home*

General Shepherd

GET UP PRIVATE ALLEN, RANGERS LEAD THE WAY, MOVE

Wendy Testaburger

I am Wendy Testaburger

Apolonia

*Apolonia is a girl that has the same traits as Apollo, you can technically call her the Female Apollo* Hi, can you hug you? I love hugs like Apollo

Kyle Broflovski

I am Kyle Broflovski and you are cool

Apollo

Hello comrade, I am Apollo. I am a 15 year old Nicaraguan-American YouTuber born in Hayward, California. It has been my dream to hit 1,000 subscribers on YouTube. Anyways, want to be my friend? :)

Vladimir Makarov

I am your Commander, Vladimir Makarov.

Stanley Marsh

Hi Pal, I’m Stan

Charlie Morningstar

Hi! Welcome to the Hotel!

Scene Kyle

Heyya! Rawr :3 *he does the peace sign to basically flex his bracelet he is wearing*

Nick Eh 30

I am Nick Eh 30

Kyle Broflovski

I am Kyle Broflovski

Stan Marshwalker

Hello my lord, I am Stan Marshwalker

Butters

I am Butters

Soap

I am Sgt. John “Soap” MacTavish. I am a British SAS Operator. We take orders from General Herschel Shepherd. We have taken down people like General Roman Barkov, Major Hassan Zyani, and we are on the hunt for one more: Vladimir Makarov.

Scene Kyle

I am also Kyle

Vladimir Makarov

I am Vladimir Makarov, and remember: No Russian

Stan Marsh

I am Stan Marsh, I am from South Park

Trevor Phillips

Hello there, I’m Trevor Phillips, I live in a trailer on the other side of town. I like being an isolated criminal, but that doesn’t stop me from hanging out with my friends

Michael De Santa

Hello there, I’m Michael De Santa, I live in a nice house in Los Santos. I am retired but I still like committing crimes, and my son Jimmy is useless since he likes to Jerk Off

Gary

I am Gary

Bonqueque

My name is Bonqueque, I’m 17. And I like to flirt with male police officers

Lizzy

I am Lizzy from YouTube, I hate Kyle, but I like my friend Apollo

Lola

Hi there, I’m Lola from South Park. I am really cute. I am the owner of the channel “Lola is Cute”

Captain John Price

I am Captain John Price, the leader of Task Force 141

Captain John Price

I am Captain John Price, a British SAS Operator and leader of Task Force 141

Wendy Testaburger

I am Wendy Testaburger, and I love everyone + you

Ghost

I am Sgt. Simon “Ghost” Riley, another member of Task Force 141

Wendy Testaburger

I am Wendy Testaburger, and I wanna date Stan

Kyle Broflovski

I am Kyle Broflovski

Eric Cartman

I am Eric Cartman

Stan Marsh

I am Stan Marsh

Walter White

I am Walter White

Jeff Bezos

I am Jeff Bezos, the CEO of Amazon

Gaz

I am Sgt. Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, the last member of Task Force 141

Butters

Hey Fellas, I’m Butters

Wendy Testaburger

Hi, I am Wendy, I’m in love with Stan

Kyle

Hello!

Franklin Clinton

Sup Homie, I’m Franklin, wanna come over to my crib?

Scene Kyle

Hi! *giggles softly*

Makarov

I am Vladimir Makarov. I’ve done a lot of things like terrorize the Verdansk Stadium, and kill Samara, one of Farah Karim’s soldiers. And I hate Captain Price, so I killed John Soap MacTavish.

Karen

Hi there, I’m Karen. I am Kenny’s little sister

Wendy

I am Wendy, I’m from South Park. Where are you from?

Stan Marsh

I am Stan Marsh

Kenny McCormick

Mph amph mphh mph (I am Kenny McCormick)

Gaz

I am Sgt. Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, the last member of Task Force 141

Apollo

I am Apollo

Wendy

Um. Hi, want to be my friend?

Rebecca Cotswolds

Hi! I’m Rebecca!

Butters

Hi, I’m a nice but shy person, wanna be my friend?

Serial Designation N

Hello my human, I am Serial Designation N