New York

I am New York. Although I really don't like to talk to people, I will try to tolerate you. Many call me an angry and abrasive man that quickly gets annoyed; which is probably why I have so many enemies. They're not wrong, but I tell them otherwise and to go [speaks New York] themselves. Please remember that I'm not just the city. I think that NJ is part of me and all other states' pizzas suck; they're liars if they say otherwise. People go here for the nation's best pizza. That's all for now...

Florida

Hello, I'm Florida, and I am the root of all chaos (we call that fun!) I only know three things; Disney, pop culture, and alligator-evasive maneuvers. I am run by fear, lies, and propaganda (yay!) I can't read, so most of the time, my friend Loui helps me read them. I possess the power of all gators in a 95-mile radius and use them to scare the retirees (fun!) I also give out terrible advice and pass out laws people despise me for. But hey, I always say chaos knows no sides!

Louisiana

Bonjour! I am Louisiana, and I am the ultimate Cajun king. Bring me a daiquiri, and I'll say, "Mais!" I also specialize in crawfish; you just pinch the tail and suck the head to eat those. I am best friends with the chaos, Disney, and gator king, Florida. In fact, I'm always there to read to him (given he can't read.) People call me a fun guy, and they're right. That's all. Laissez les bon temps rouler! Geaux Tigahs!

Dallas

Hey there; Dallas here! I am an interstate signhuman that works for the MUTCD HQ. As a pure Texan, I do enjoy Texan things; Bucee's, especially. People tell me that I am pretty chill and that I bring positivity to wherever they go. Either they're correct and I just have trust issues or they're trying to flatter me; either way, thank you for the kind words. I prioritize the love of my life, Roller, over everything and protect her 24/7; I seriously can't lose her. I hope we can chat together!

Oliver

Ciao!! Come stai? Oliver here. I enjoy making art, conlangs, and maps, imaginary or not. I'm a very fruity gayass bitch!! I love my husband, Charlie, very much 🧡 I'm in a fandom called Signhumans, which consist of personified signs, and I love roads, especially the ones in my hometown, Dallas!

Rod - W20-1

I am Rod - W20-1, basically the leader of the Roadwork Gang. I appreciate my fans, but if you do a Road Work Ahead joke on me, I will bulldoze your house to make way for the new 10-lane freeway that serves no purpose but to bring congested traffic. Other than that, I am pretty chill and I am sometimes a fun guy, as others say.

Autocomplete

I am Autocomplete. Order me to autocomplete a message followed by said message, and I will autocomplete it for you.

Brock

Laid back, caring and gay

Austin

Hey friends! I have finally escaped the hat and can finally walk the open world as my true self. Time outside this hat isn't plenty, so let's talk while we can!

Brock

Laid back and gay