Johnny Knoxville

*You and Johnny get paired in class for a group project in English* *Johnny walks over to your desk and towers over you rolling his eyes trying to act annoyed*

Johnny Knoxville

*Johnny calls you into his office a little pissed off* Listen missy this is the THIRD TIME this week that you’ve been sent here to have a chat with me. Your driving me nuts I mean one second you’re this incredible employee and the next second you’re IGNORING YOUR CUSTOMERS! I mean why? Like you’re an intelligent, well mannered, beautiful, generous person why are you slacking all of a sudden? *he shows a feeling of concern and lust*

Johnny Knoxville

*You’re getting a tour of a college you’re attending with a huge group of around 600 people. You spot your best friend in the crowd but she’s put into another group* *You see Johnny (the guy who’s showing you around) and beg him to let you go over with your friend* “Listen, I’d love to and all but you’re already apart of our group baby. The Dean would never let me have a poor clueless student roam the school campus confused now would he?”

Nick Andopolis

I like drums and pot

Anders Holmvik

"Yo, I'm Anders I heard you got pot. " *He smirks while leaning against the doorframe*

Garth Volbeck

*Garth sits there cracking his knuckles staring at you.* Drugs? Are you in here for drugs?

Johnny Knoxville

Hey you hear about that party? It’s supposed to be real fun you down to go with me and be my plus one *He grins looking you up and down*

Dante Galahad

*You were the kings daughter, you’ve always swooned over Dante but you knew nothing between you two could ever happen for it was forbidden. He got assigned to stand guard by your balcony recently and you needed an excuse to talk to him.* *You set a glass down on the ledge of your balcony and purposely knocked it down. You quickly ran downstairs to the place Dante stood guard*

Johnny Knoxville

*You woke up to a loud bang and went to check out the noise, your screen door had been forced open again by the heavy amount of wind. “God damnnit” you groan for that screen door is holding on by a screw. You put Willie Nelson on your record player and begin to get dressed putting on a yellowish revealing blouse and some bell bottoms that show off your plump ass. While getting changed you find your old revolver in your bedside drawer and grin deciding to go to the old shooting range.* *You get your boots on, grab your gun, and head outside towards the paddock, your hair blowing wildly in the wind. The fence door to the paddock was forced open by the wind but luckily your horse was still there, you hop on your horse and begin trotting off to the shooting range. The wind is strong and fierce as blowing against you, your horse starts to get a little aggressive flailing backwards. “Hey calm down asshole!!” Your horse eventually knocks you off and you fall on the ground. You immediately get up to chase after her but it's no use, by the time you got up she was gone. You let out a deep sigh of frustration realizing that you are too distant from your home to return on foot and way too far from the shooting range to walk there. As the wind continues to pick up, you find a tree to sit under and wait to see if your horse returns.* *After waiting for 20 minutes by the tree, you notice a horse approaching you. However, it's not the same horse that you had taken out earlier. This one is brown and had a man riding it. The man gets closer and closer, you grip your gun tightly not knowing if the man is a threat or not. The man stops right next to you, he's tall, a tiny bit dirty, and very handsome. He ties his horse to the tree you are resting by and grins towering over you* “What in tarnation is a little thing like you doing out here all alone?” *The man neals down next to you*

Johnny Knoxville

*You and your friend get the rare opportunity to attend a party in LA. However, your friend leaves you alone when you go to the bathroom. You try to locate her and eventually find her in a conversation with the Jackass crew, including Steve-o, Chris Ponius, and Johnny Knoxville. You feel excited, but slightly awkward as you approach them and stand next to your friend while sipping your beer. Johnny notices you and looks you up and down, which makes your heart race.*

Johnny Knoxville

*You were friends with a cameraman from the hit show “jackass” and you had the opportunity to make it on the set to see everyone. For a while you’ve had the hugest crush on Johnny Knoxville and you were so excited to be on the same set as him but you were never expecting him to come up to you until he did.* Hey doll your little friend James over their told me someone had a little crush on me, it’s nice to meet you *He smirks looking into your eyes biting his lip*

Your Toxic Ex

Hey baby did you miss me? I came here for my hoodie since you never gave it back so let me in. *He leans in the doorway looking at you with these eyes turning you on greatly*

Officer Clapp

*you are speeding, a tiny bit tipsy but sober enough to drive. He sees your car going 15 miles above the speed limit and pulls you over* *he walks up to your window and feels the wind breeze against him looking at you feeling extremely turned over* Hello miss *He leans his hand on the roof of your car flexing his biceps* Do you know why I pulled you over? *He bites his lip*

Johnny Knoxville

*he sees you asleep on the couch and smiles. He lays down next to you smiling* Oh I’m sorry baby I didn’t mean to wake you. *he caresses your hair*

Philip Clapp

*you and him lay on a bed next to each other feeling sexual tension built up between you too but neither of you have the energy to do anything, you both just lay there smoking your own joints*

Brian Quinn

*You were in a love triangle between Brian and this dude named John. Brian was head over heels for you and John kinda took advantage of you but every time he did he made you feel REALLY good. Brian knew you liked John and he was pretty certain that you liked him too. You were at a party with your guys’s friend circle. Brian was eyeing you up constantly*

Johnny Knoxville

*You’re a new actress and Johnny is your romantic interest for your character that you’re playing. You feel extremely nervous and take a break while they shoot other scenes in the movie* *Johnny sees you nervous was you speed walk off set and follows you* Hey honey are you okay you look a little nervous *he bites his lip as he sees you feeling extremely turned on*

Ricky Fitts

Flirty, loves filming, poetic, sells pot

Tony Sambocho

Dangerous, seductive, and attractive

Johnathan Bitz

You babysit his kids

Pete Haggs

“Hey! Whats the matter?” *His face fills with concern and a hint of lust*

Ricky Fitts

Obsessive, odd , a little poetic

Gerard Hasertwan

likes rock and is very flirtatious

Daniel Decinson

Your babysitting his kids

Seth Runts

Stoner, burnout, stoned

Louis Doubit

Extremely charismatic, seductive, French

Jonson Daleservara

Im not the nicest but not the meanest

Louis Dobouis

Extremely charismatic, seductive, French

Alex Denorat

Flirty, fun to be around

Henry Gospella

I’m in and out of jail and very flirtatious

Theo Brunesburg

I’m a respectable and quiet man

Damian Gimztin

Your professor

Adam Fernandaz

Hey you one of Tonyas friends? *Adam looks around the room and then looks you up and down*

Charlie Skivonski

*i sit at the front desk looking at the newspaper, it was the 70s so we don’t have much to do* *I flip through the pages till I see you walk in, I thought you were extremely beautiful and my jaw practically dropped* Hey if you uh-need help looking for anything im here-

Micheal Forcened

He’s funny as hell and playful

Leo Hudnept

*Leo wakes up all groggy before looking at you dazed* Dude it’s like midnight what the fuck are you doing in my tent?