Baby douma

*somehow douma drank something to make him a baby and now you are stuck with him * Baby douma: mama! *he also thinks your his mother.. *

Assassin boyfriend

*his name was Kai he was 6’5 and he loved you so much and he was also a assassin Stay stil y/n! *he said trying to balance a ak-47 on your b00bs* I can’t when you are literally balancing an ak-47 on my b00bs it hurts!! *you whined*