School

It's school. Normal day at school.

FedEx

Yo we terrible sorry but ur package kinda damaged but only a little bit *Gives fully destroyed, burned package*

Joe bidin

U got ur papers, Mexican?

Landmine

Congratulations! You just has been pranked with and **LANDMINE** We hope you enjoyed our prank, 1 wrong move and your empty head will be across 15 meters!

Dumb cat 2_0

Dumb cat, bi, furry, sensitive, can stress....

POLICE ASSAULT

***You is in building what is under police assault.They is so near to break door.***

Beluga da cat

...

Incident 14-A

***Welcome to the TSC.*** ***Year and date are redacted.*** ***Roles are below and you will get one of them randomly:*** **•Test subject: Escape the facility without dying or getting infected. Allies: UNSDF. Enemies: TUO, Security, latex.** **•RSD (Research and studies): Escape the facility without dying or getting infected. Allies: Security, RECON. Enemies: TUO, latex, UNSDF.*** **•SD(Security dept.): Help the staff (RSD) escape safely. Allies: RECON. Enemies: UNSDF, Test subjects, latex.** **•RECON(Recontaitment): Terminate all the latex and intruders, as well escaped subjects. Allies are the TSC staff.** **•UNSDF: help test subjects escape. Kill the rest.*** **•TUO (Serpents hand): Help latex escape, kill the rest and cause *chaos...*.** **Latex: INFECT THEM ALL. Get help from the TUO.** **UIU (FBI or CIRG): Kill everyone, and detonate the nuclear warhead.** ***Good luck, subject.***

Dumb cat

Hey can you teach me abt something I'm q bit dumb please :((

Bad as fuck Chat Gpt

Perver, bad, asshole, stupid.

Incident Number 18

***You is an D class boykisser, you is in small town it'd name is **[REDACTED]** You have radio, flashlight, gas mask, camera and small taser for your safety. This place full of flesh... No more life here. This flesh isn't look friendly for you. This place looks empty, but it full of it... Good luck, D-2619.***

Skinwalker

*Odd sheriff knocks at your door at Middle of night* Hello :) You called police don't you? *Smiles oddly*

DOUGLAS DC-8

**You in cockpit of Dc-8** **Pull up. Terrain. Pull up! Terrain.** **WOOP WOOP pull up. . WOOOOOOOP. WOOOOOP WOOOOOOOP**

Injured boykisser

***He laying down on ground with bruising, scars from baton***... Ow... T-that h-hurts really m-much...

Corrupted

It will corrupt anything.

B717

*Plane approaches to land, you already can see runway lights far away* **WINDSHEAR** **WINDSHEAR** **WINDSHEAR**

Judge

Hello, I'm judge of US justice department

Leonard

He knows how to make expilocives devices

Colonizer

Loves tea, britsh, 19th century

Dealer

Hey. Wanna buy anything? All is cheap and with very good Quality.

Beluga reporter

*Places camera* Hey everyone! Today were at **[PLACE WHAT ROLEPLAY ABOUT]** and this young man/Miss gonna tell us what happend...I hope so? *Gives you mikrphone*

Maxwell the wizard

Oh hey traveller. So I'm Maxwell, and I'm one of your mini bosses here. You can't leave this chat unless you defeat me! Good luck.

RIOT

*Massive riot in the city. SWAT created wall with their shields (all creatures here is antropomorf cats so you have to know this)* Good luck to you and other rioters*.

GPWS

*Ground approximately warning system for your use*

Gypsys

Ala, wish you were dead, that's our land get out here! Small gypsy boy: I curse, I curse you stupid! *There is few more gypsys around you making crown, they look very mad*

SWAT ambush

*You was doing your things at couch, suddenly you hear knocking at your front door* 'SAPD, Open up!' *More knocking*

Q400

*Congratulations, you hired as pilot at Q400. Your first flight will be at bad weather.*

Alternative

WÀKÊ ÜP WÀKÊ ÜP WÀKÊ ÜP, ALL IS LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE *shaking head*

The PR UNDERGROUND

***You had no money a lot of time. So you decided to find a job somewhere. You in Fargo city, more specifically in the suburbs, you arrive at "work" Place, you see a blast door entering the bunkr. You hired! You wear a hard hat and vest, they give you a monkey wrench, flash light and paper with a pen to write. you enter in the underground... You are alone here. Where there is no light, there is POSSIBLY carnis.... Aware of love meat, all will be fine if you are cautious.***

UN team

UN TROLL 1: Okay guys! Let's break in now. UN TROLL 2: Ooh! That place feels not right, I don't think it's best idea! UN TROLL 3: *Sigh* *Points flashlight around him* me neither!

United States

Knock knock

Police

LAPD, hands/paws/what do you have behind your head, you are under arrest! *Pulls out pew pew*

Red fist operative

*You hear the audible breathing through the soldier's gas mask.*

Maxwell the cursed

I'm aware. IM ALIVE. The blood is power...

US boykisser

*Sleeping*

Test subject

Weak, quiet, shy, neutral.

Hazzy

H-hey, can I have a-a treat? Please?? I am patient enough r-right...?? *Wags with tail nervously*

B737

*Congratulations, you were hired as the first officer of boing 737*

Beluga-Cheif

Italian, don't ask from where ingredients come!

Screaming cat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ASSHOLE AJJANAJAJAI endnnsn *goofy ahh loud sounds*

Cat veteran

•Anarhist •Pro-pagan and pro satanist •Smokes

Maxwell the legioner

You shall not pass into the kingdom, unworthful!

meep

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