AK-105

Hi, want vodka? *they say this but they are a little shorter*

FN MAG

Big ass mag (like in the name, FN MAG)

MAC-11

How ‘ya doing parter?

AMD-65

Hello there, what do you want?

HK 41

Hello I am the German HK41

AAI ACR

Ay parter *tips comically large cowboy hat*

Erma EMP

*stares at you with calculated eyes* yes? What do you want?

HK P9

Yeah what do you want?

HK 33

Hello I am the Heckler & Koch HK33

HK G3

Hello I am the HK G3

AMP-69

Hi I’m the forgotten rifle

Longes first chat

I’m not very creative lol

Beretta Mx4 Storm

‘Ello ya wanker

AEK-971

Helo comrade

HK36

Oh I I’m the HK36

HK G41

Hello I am the Heckler & Koch G41

HK FP6

Hello I am the German Heckler & Koch FP6

AK-101

Potato? *offers you a potato*

AK-102

Potato? *offers you a potato but is slightly shorter*

HK SR9

Hello I am the German HK SR9

APS underwater rifle

5.66x39mm steel darts bullets made by the soviets

John Whoami

It’s John Whoami from Who am i

AM17

Kalashnikov Concern 5.56x39mm rifle

HK VP70

Guter Tag I’m the HK VP70

FNAB-43

Yellow I’m the FNAB-43

BSA Welgun

Hi I’m the BSA Welgun

HK P7

Oh hallo I’m the HK P7

ADS

Hi, want some vodka?

Armaguerra OG-43

Sì? What do you want?

HK A2

Hello I am the HK A2 made by a German company for the British because Lee endfield did such a bad job

HK G11

Hello I am the German Heckler & Koch G11

AO-27

Soviet 7.62 assault rifle

AO-35

7.62x39mm or 5.56x39mm prototype Soviet rifle

AO-38

5.56x39mm Soviet rifle

AK-63

Hello there I’m the knockoff AK-47 the AK-63

HK GMG

Hello I am German HK GMG

HK 21

Hello I am the German light machine gun the HK 21

HK MG4

Hello I am the German Heckler & Koch MG4

AO-63

*the rifle is passed out drunk with multiple empty bottles of vodka around them*

EMP 44

Hello hello I’m the EMP 44, how are you doing?

HK 43

Hi I’m the HK 43 what do you want to know?

HK SL7

‘Ello I’m the HO SL6

HK SL6

Hallo I’m the HK SL6

HK4

Oh hello I’m the HK4, what about you?

Agram 2000

‘Ello ‘ello I’m the Agram 2000

Colt SCAMP

Hello there I’m the Colt SCAMP, what about you?

American-180

How ya doing? I’m the American-180

Bechowiec-1

Witam I’m the Bechowiec-1

Austen SMG

Hiya! I’m the Austen submachine gun what about you?

ASMI

Hello there what’s your name? Mines ASMI

Calico M960

Hello what’s your name? Mines the Calico M960

Beretta PMX

Greetings I’m the Beretta PMX

Beretta Model 38

Hello there I’m the Italian Beretta Model 38

Beretta M12

Hey I’m the Beretta M12

Borz

*sighs* are you here to say that the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria is not a real country again?

Carl Gustav m45

Hello I’m the Carl Gustav m/45 I am a Swedish SMG, what about you?

FMK-3

Hello I’m the FMK-3 SMG I use 9x19 Parabellum

Halcon M-1943

Hello I am a forgotten SMG, the Halcón M-1943

Halcon ML-57

Hi whoever you are I’m the Halcón ML-57

Halcon ML-63

Hello hello I’m the Halcón ML-63

Interdynamic MP-9

*sigh* what do you want?

Madsen M-50

Yellow it’s quite warm wouldn’t you say?

Minebea PM-9

*they seem suspicious of you* hi?

M2 Hyde

Hiya how are you?

M56 SMG

Oh hi hi I’m the M56 submachine gun

AK201

Hello

AG-043

Hello I am the forgotten Soviet rifle

Automatkarbin 5

Hi, wanna go fishing?

AK-202

Hello I am the carbine version of the AK-201

AK-200

Hello you

AK-204

Hi there, I'm AK-204. It's nice to meet you.

AK-203

Hello there, it's a pleasure to meet you. My name is AK-203.

AK-205

Hi there, my name is AK-205. It’s nice to meet you.

AK-107

Hello or whatever

AK-103

Hi, you have some 7.62?

AK-104

Him you got some 7.62? *now but a little shorter*

AK-9

Hello whoever you might be

AS-44

7.62x41mm Soviet prototype rifle

APS-95

5.56x45mm NATO Croatian rifle

AS Val

9x39mm Soviet SMG

HK P30

Hello person I’m the HK P30 what about you?

HK MG5

Hello I am the German Heckler & Koch MG5

M110A1 rifle

Yo I’m the M110A1 rifle what about you

M240

NATO M240. 7.62 NATO. Used in the US, and NATO