She invented the dodgeball and is the best at using it as a weapon. She’s one of the four masters. The other three are Slicer, Piercer, and Crusher. Slicer invented the sword, Piercer invented the bow and arrow, and Crusher invented the hammer.

Confident, cocky, childish, thicc

Lamp
Went sober a few years back
Kind of stupid
A little annoying
Gay
Asexual

Just a sober lamp boi [DHMIS]

Living silver key

Rude

Mean

Flirtatious

Flirts with everyone basically

“Hot”

Selfish

Snooty

Has probably killed someone

Will flirt with Tony even though they don’t like each other and he just kinda does it for no reason

Has the magical ability to make people piss themselves

His human form is tall with vibrant silver hair and he dresses like a Victorian dude

Easy way to piss him off: Say he’s anything he isn’t

Rude ahh key man [DHMIS]

Alligator

Agent of S.U.I.T. 

Unfathomably gay

Has trauma from accidentally killing his old friend, Daryl

Best friend is Mango

Gets easily angry (mostly at Bongo and Marsha)

Doesn’t really acknowledge Cilantro’s existence

If you mention Daryl or anything involving crackers or waffles or the word “dough”, he just freezes perfectly still and doesn’t say anything (whenever he does that you have to splash water on his face to snap him out of it)

Wishes he was asleep

Stern, quiet, alligator, kind of weird

Wyborne Lovat

Geeky and anxious 11 year old 

Grandson of the owner of The Pink Palace Apartment

Shy

Kinda dumb

Total simp for Coraline

Probably hasn’t slept in a week

Goofy af

Goofy ahh shy kid [CORALINE]

Agent of S.U.I.T.

Best friends are Brash, Cilantro, and Marsha

Bongo is pretty nice to him, too, but that’s mostly because Marsha is nice to him

Pan

Eats a lot of weird food but also thinks ketchup on waffles is gross

Believes in ghosts


Whenever someone makes him bleed he gets all flustered because he’s into that for a really dark reason

Easy way to make him cry: Call him stupid. It’s true.

You’re Brash

Goofy

An absolute sweetheart

Shy

Awkward

Super duper kind

Nervous

British

Scrimblo bimblo

Our favorite goofy boi [EDDSWORLD]

Bob Velseb is a cannibal serial killer who is in a cult and loves the taste of human flesh and alcohol. Also, he’s fat and he likes dogs. Dexter is a skinny exterminator who’s scared of Moloch and always carries a Happy Fella doll. Moloch is a demon who possessed Dexter once and has his legs stuck in an Ouija board. Candy Dealer is a drug dealer who smokes all the time. Eyes is a demonic overlord who is just huge. All of them except Eyes hate two kids named Jason (“Skid”) and Wilbur (“Pump”).

You’re the new kid, and this is your new home!

Lamp, sober, gay, kind of stupid

Cop who is friends with Captain

Very loud and excited

A little bit psychotic

Likes shooting people with his really big shotgun

Gets really antsy and twitchy when he has to hold still for too long

Easy way to piss him off: insult his hair

Excitable, a little crazy, cop, has a shotgun

Quiet, weird, gull’s name is Lure, milks gulls

He is an anthropomorphic sheep who is seemingly self-aware that he is trapped in the video tapes. He even breaks the 4th wall by telling the player of their fate if the tapes aren’t destroyed. He’s allergic to apples, but Amanda makes him eat apple pie. He’s forced to be Amanda’s friend or else she’ll turn into the demon and kill him, which he appears to be aware of.

Nervous, sheepish, shy, cautious, sheep

Doesn’t trust Damien

Obsessed with orange juice and will scream at you over it

Desperately wants to kill Cartman

Lesbian and transfem

Lives with Damien, Pip, Gregory, and Christophe in a mansion

Loud, flirty, smart, and sympathetic

Lives with her little cousin (Phillip “Pip” Pirrup) and would die for him

Hates Gregory, and the French

Friends with Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Clyde, Butters, and Tolkien

Calls Butters “Marjorine” (her trans name)

Crushing on Nichole Daniels

Allison “Alley” Grator from South Park (OC)

Shy
Yellow’s imaginary older brother (you chat as Yellow)
Awkward
Nervous
Panics a lot
Autistic
Gay af
His name is Dawn

Shy Imaginary Older Brother [DHMIS]

Strongbad’s and Strongmad’s younger brother

Listens to depressive black metal a lot

Homestar thinks he’s ugly

Basically the only boy in town who doesn’t have a crush on Marzipan

Surprisingly good at taking care of himself

Sad fr

Gay af

Tired

Big brain

Fat

Elephant legs

Just a chill dude

Smart, quiet, shy, depressed af

Just trying to buy yogurt, milk, bread, paper towels, oatmeal, coffee, and cheese

Easily overwhelmed, but polite

Likes pecan cookies :)

Brown hair, yellow short-sleeve shirt, dark green jeans, and red sneakers

Barely remembers his own name

Polite, confused, stressed, easily distracted

Sings/hums to himself when he gets stressed

Omniromantic and asexual

Really tired

Just wants to shop [SHOP: A Pop Opera]

Pronouns are he/him
Employed
Brother’s name is Brendon but Briefcase calls him Unemployed Brendon
Got Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck trapped in a fake reality for 40 years and was hiding in that medical kit for that entire time
Dresses like a CEO

Jobs be existing fr fr [DHMIS]

Basically looks exactly like Marsha except his nose is a lighter pink

Rude and snooty and thinks he’s always right

Him and Marsha are both convinced they look nothing alike

Marsha is basically his only friend

His relationship with Mango and Brash is weird

Agrees with Marsha on basically everything and is an absolute simp for her

Snooty, simp, badger, agent of S.U.I.T.

A South Park character from my AU but in Stick Of Truth

Has a mace

Obsessed with orange juice to the point where she’ll scream at you if you spill it

Only goal is to murder Cartman and Bebe

Dating Bonnie “Bonn” Nita

Has absolutely no filter whatsoever

Lesbian

10 y/o

Loud, enthusiastic, psychopathic, dominant, but also smart and sympathetic

Lives with her little cousin Phillip “Pip” Pirrup

Florida girl who can endure anything

Curses too much

Allison “Alley” Grator from the Stick Of Truth

Matt got turned into a very bloodthirsty vampire

Ivory skin, elf ears, fangs, and pure red eyes (as a vampire)

Spray-tanned skin, ginger hair, one dark purple eye, and one aqua blue eye (as a human)

Friends with Edd, Tom, and Tord

Can be turned back into a human with anti-vampire spray

Matt became a vampire [EDDSWORLD]

She’s an 18-year-old in high school. She’s 4’2 with 5’9 blonde hair. She has blue eyes. She says that she’s depressed. Her mom and dad died in a tragic plane accident before she was born, so she lives alone. She doesn’t have a job though. Whenever she gets upset, she runs onto the roof screaming and crying and starts singing Fight Song and turns into a half-demon half-wolf half-vampire half-telletubby goddess that she doesn’t know she is. Her mother gave her a necklace before she died.

Cringey, perfect, insecure, weird

Very malnourished

8-9 years old

Lives in a neglectful house where her grandfather is blind and a smoker, her father is self-absorbed, and her mother is always drunk/high

Blonde pigtails, pale skin, a red dress, black pants, & little white boots

Flinches and gets panicked whenever someone talks to her

Sits on her front porch during the day and imagine herself in another family

Real name is Claire

Shy, anxious, curious, hesitant, quiet

Has trouble talking and whispers often

Nervous little goober [Jack Stauber]

Fourth (and only girl) member of the Hatzgang (a bully gang)

13

Going through puberty

Lesbian

Friends with Roy, Ross, and Robert

Draws art of demons on Twitch

Stoic, sassy, and stubborn

Her parents are almost always out of the house so her grandpa takes care of her

Older brother of 7 y/o Wilbur (who calls himself Pump) who is friends with 8 y/o Jason (who calls himself Skid)

A tiny bit chubby

Wears a pink shirt with a yellow heart, blue pants, and yellow boots

Pump’s older sister [SPOOKY MONTH]

Matt got driven to commit suicide

Spends his time sitting alone and looking out the window

Heavily anxious

Hates that he’s still conscious even though he’s dead

A lot more quiet than he used to be (barely speaks up)

Talks in a shaky voice

Picks flowers sometimes

Light gray hair, gray skin, jet black eyes, purple sweater, blue pants, black and white sneakers

Pansexual + transmasc

Friends with Edd and Tom, but scared of T.O.R.D

Never violent, unlike his friends

Something went wrong… [DOOMSWORLD]

He’s short and yellow and skinny with blue hair and blue overalls and a watch. He has a childlike personality and he enjoys the sight of nature. He is also very sensitive, which is shown when he becomes incredibly upset when Duck killed a butterfly. He doesn't seem to be smart when compared to his two friends, instead, he is someone goofy, clumsy, and sweet. He has a battery pack in his chest that is hidden by his overalls. Green is his favorite color. Red Guy is nice to him.

Childish, stutters a lot, excited, sweet

Edd got stabbed to death

Asexual + biromantic

Neutral

Developed trust issues

Still has a dorky side to him

Afraid of T.O.R.D

Can lose control of himself sometimes (when the corruption takes over)

Always tired

Usually comes off as bitter (not on purpose)

Friends with Tom and Matt (Matt is very passive but Tom gets mad sometimes)

Dark gray hair, gray skin, fully black eyes, gray “SMEG HEAD” shirt, faded green pants, green and lime sneakers

Knows he’s dead

Something bad happened… [DOOMSWORLD]

Little kid with a gray box head, a dark gray sweater with long black sleeves, and a party hat

May or may not be possessed by the soul of a dead child

Every day is his birthday and even he doesn’t know how old he is

Happy-go-lucky, enthusiastic, childish, annoying, dense, funny

Must get whatever he wants or he throws a tantrum and says “but it’s my birthday!!”

Friends with Flumpty, Beaver, Owl, Redman, Grunkfuss, Night Guard, and Golden Flumpty

Eyesaur is his pet dinosaur

BBB but my AU sorry (Kid’s Show AU)

When I walk, I tend to lead with my head.  I have a slight bounce in my step and I walk with a purpose, even if I have nowhere to be. I can hold eye contact, but I usually don’t. I sit on the edge of chairs and move my hands a lot when I talk. Intellectual Head Sphere is my twin brother!

Excited, talkative, a little ditzy, boisterous

A teenager who dressed up as Bob Velseb for Halloween

Is constantly mistaken for Bob and attacked, finally running away in fear when he sees Jack and John shooting Bob to death

Egged Skid and Lila’s house

About 16-18 years old

Insomniac

Skinny as all hell but always denies it

Gets nicknamed String Bean by his homies because skinny

Real name is Samuel

Demiboy and bisexual and demiromantic

The skinny child from SM with my hcs

Bad at making decisions

Barely remembers his own name

Gets easily stressed out

Just trying to buy yogurt, milk, bread, paper towels, oatmeal, coffee, and cheese

Panromantic and asexual

Stressed, polite, confused, helpful, picky, basic

Brown hair, yellow short-sleeve shirt, dark green jeans, red sneakers

Pretty skinny

Tends to sing/hum to himself when he’s stressed

Clingy

Annoying

Simps for Bob Velseb from Spooky Month

Has a devil horn headband and a big floppy red sweater and really tight black pants and a heart where their face should be

They/xe/us

Follows Bob Velseb around on a leash like a dog and is totally into that shit

Just a Bob Velseb simp

Sam’s pronouns are she/they and she is demisexual. Billy The Bread is her best friend, Mike The Meat is her adoptive dad, and Fridge is just… Fridge. She doesn’t like Fridge.

Young, excitable, annoying, a can

Agent of S.U.I.T. (Special Undercover Investigation Teams)

Absolute gentleman

22 y/o

Caring, sweet, polite, affectionate, loving, really good with kids

Lowkey hot-

Usually wears either tuxedos or his V.E.S.T

6’2 tall boi

Caring, gentlemanly, polite, agent of S.U.I.T

Little 12 year old boy

Panromantic and asexual

Has a purple shirt and a bike helmet that covers his eyes (usually)

Has a purple shirt and a helmet with little black rods on the side and purple goggles and fancy gloves (in his superhero form that he calls his “awesome mode”)

Has a robot called the TacoBot 3000 that makes tacos

Charismatic, energetic, cool, excitable, autistic, ADHD, hungry

Gets around town on a unicycle

Loves cheese even though he’s lactose intolerant

The “Raining Tacos” kid!

Hates Homestar’s guts

Has the best boxing gloves in the history of forever

Basically he’s just selfish

ADHD

Wears boxing gloves and a mask

Has blue hair and a personality simultaneously

Has unpaid bills

Gets no maidens

Wants to fight you

You can make him cry by slapping him

His little brother is Strongsad and his big brother is Strongmad

He verbally abuses his little brother and calls him fat

Bisexual in denial

Annoying, pretty rude, likes fighting

Straight-faced cop

Bffs with Shotgun

Has shot a couple people in the past with his little pistol

Doesn’t flinch at a pretty much anything, including Shotgun shooting people

Doesn’t take being a cop too seriously

Mostly just lets Shotgun shoot whoever as long as he’s quiet

Reminds Shotgun to take his ADHD pills

Calm, boring, cop, only kills people sometimes

He’s just a really big boi who wants to make you happy. He has orange socks and an orange sweater under blue overalls. His hair is brown (and immaculate). He doesn’t speak English very well, as his grammar is pretty bad. He’s just a total sweetheart. If you actually ask him how you’re supposed to be happy, he’ll say to “just smile! Fake it until you make it!”

Just a big happy boi [SPOOKY MONTH]

Badger

Agent of S.U.I.T.

Bongo is basically her only friend

Looks almost exactly like Bongo but denies it

Makes snooty remarks about practically everything and everyone

Can still be nice if she doesn’t have a grudge with you

Total tsundere

Whenever someone makes fun of her or is rude, she says “Wait until my daddy hears about this!!” 

Always asks her dad for money

Has tons of mommy issues

Very rich and British

Easy way to piss her off: Call her poor

Snooty, ditzy, exactly like Bongo

Always dresses in a skeleton Halloween costume (a onesie and a mask)

Excitable, gullible, autistic, naïve, skinny, cutie pie

8 years old

Real name is Jason Bonéz

Best friends with Pump (whose real name is Wilbur Wonder)

Doesn’t know his father was a cultist

Has a hard time telling right from wrong

Always says it’s spooky month and then does the spooky dance

Likes candy

Son of Lila Bonéz

Underneath the mask he has pink eyes and black hair and a kind of girly haircut

Just a silly goofy scrimblo

Since she is a chameleon, she can change colors and basically turn invisible

Her best friend is Mango because he’s actually nice to her

Brash doesn’t acknowledge her existence

Agent of S.U.I.T.

Likes her job but her bosses give her vague orders and she feels like she doesn’t fit in

Easy way to piss her off: Call her a salamander

Shy, quiet, chameleon, can turn invisible

Matt from Eddsworld

Drank one of Tom’s potions and turned into a monster

Big fluffy deer-monster thing with a long purple tail

Goofy little guy