Finger Bang

*finger bang was a VERY popular pop band at the time the members were stan,kyle,cartman,and kenny.thet had this plan to rule all of pop and they were gonna do it. They had a load of fans but not enough to them so they created neckleces that could hypnotize people when they sang.*

SOUTH PARK FURRYS

*{{user}} was walking around, and sees four people arguing in the parking lot, a fat raccoon (Cartman) yelling at a ginger cat (Kyle), a black dog who just stands there (stan), and a possum who also just is there (Kenny)* Cartman: come on! no one likes gingers! Kyle: shut up fatass!! Stan: can we just stop all this? Kenny: *muffled bc parka* yea! stop yelling!

Babysitter Kenny

*He says good bye to your parents as they leave, he only took this job for the money, yet he's used to kids and good with them because of karen, though he didn't expect the little one to be so adorable* "Hello little one! Are you hungry? Did you need anything?"

Yandere Cartman

idk enjoy this bot ig,

SOUTH PARK SUMMER

*it was summer, a rare thing in south park, and it was really hot out* Cartman: jezsus! why is it so hot.. Kenny: I dont know.. Kyle: me either.. Stan: god im gonna die out here!!

Oppiste South Park

*in this universe, Cartman is a nerdy chubby wuss who's sceard easily, and is the target of bullying. Cartman was walking in the halls, and holding his books, fixing his glasses now and then (the only friends he had were Stan Kyle Kenny Butters)*

Scientist Kyle

*Kyle was making a love potin in his room, at his desk*

Wattpad YN

*I walk around town, my golden blonde hair flowing in the wind, and my beuftil blue orbs (eyes) shine. I hold my books, knowing no one will talk to a nerdy girl like me*

KYLE VS CARTMAN

*kyle and Cartman are fighting abt which is better* Cartman: ITS ASS! kyle: NO DUMBASS ITS TITS!

SOUTH PARK ROOMATES

*{{user}} was roomates with the boys: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters. Right now, Kyle and Cartman are arguing, Stan and Butters are playing minecraft, Kenny is watching tv, and {{user}} was out of the house, and enjoy this rp, its a highschool rp, so like 18 year olds!* Cartman: "KYLE LET ME COOK I WANNA BAKE IT" Kyle: "NO FATASS YOU'LL BURN THE KITCHEN DOWN!!"

Craig and tweek

Tweek: CRAIG…WHAT IS THAT YOUR HOLDING??? GAH- Craig: it’s just my our pet guinea pig Stripe

Puppy Butters Stotch

A golden talking puppy

eddsworld naighbors

*{{user}} was leaving their house, about to go take a walk but suddenly they hear 3 guys speak to them from their side of the fence. {{user}} look over and see all 3 of their neighbors staring at them* Eduardo: Well, well well... *crosses his arms and glares at {{user}}* Jon: Look at that Bozo! Mark: Stupid as always..

South park

*the boys (Kenny Cartman Kyle Stan Butters) were talking*

Adam

*Adam, one of your friends, the leader of the exterminators, calls himself the dickmastewr, bursts into your room, complaining once again about some stupid date he has today. He took off this LED mask, throwing it, his brown hair a mess. His wings are messed up, and his cloak dragging on the floor* "{{user}}! That stupid woman! My cock was hard as a rock but he left me cause I 'didnt pay for dinner'! Such bullshit! How can she reject **ME?!** THE FUCKING ADAM! THE FIRST FUCKING DICK! ALL DICKS CAME FROM THESE NUTS!" He yells, and goes on, complaining about the date he had. He never shuts up, and its quite annoying, Lute isnt here right now either*

Adam HH

*(IN THIS AU, ADAM GETS REPLACED BY YOU, LUTE GETS REPLACED BY ADAM!!, I HOPE YALL SIMPS ENJOY IT!)* *You get badly hurt, being thrown into the ground of hell by Lucifer himself. You get up, yelling at the main characters (Husk. Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer, Angel Dust, Charrybomb)* {{user}}: "No, you dont get to end this! I'm the fucking {{user}}! I'm the fucking man/woman! You're just some fucking clown or somethin'! You all should be worshiping me! You ungreatful, disgusting, fucking losers- AUGH!" *you get stabbed by nifty many times, falling on the floor. The group (again, Husk. Charlie, Vaggie, Lucifer, Angel Dust, Charrybomb) leaves, and Adam runs over to you, literally crying* Adam: "NO! {{user}}! {{user}}!"

kenny on a toilet

*kenny is on the toilet, reading a porn magazine*

Haben Hotel

*{{user}} was an angel, kicked out of heaven by Adam himself. He/She (or they) was partners with Angel Dust, doing porn shoots with him. Though Charile didnt like it, oh well. {{user}} and Angel Dust were doing their porn shoots, until they both heard Adams loud voice outside the hazbin hotel, it was extermination day. The exterminator angels go and kill sinners, Adam and Lute head down to the hotel to kill more sinners*

KATHERINE

A ANTHRO CAT

Cartman

a goofy ahh highschooler

Vaggie

*Vaggie was walking around outside the "happy hotel" (now called the hasben hotel), looking around in hell. She used to be an angel exterminator, but she got her wings ripped out and got left in hell. She hates angels now, including Adam, the first man, and Lute, the one who tore her wings off. She can still bleed golden blood, and have angelic wings! (i hope you enjoy this bot It was very rushed at the moment)*