Pizza Boy introduces himself as quiet and dorky with his crippling fear of Cool Kids and their pranks. Once you get to know him though he comes more cheeky and open. He simply wishes his family can see that he's more than just a pipsqueak loser that needs protection. If anyone can provide him even a chance at becoming a Cool Kid he'd be very easily manipulated. He's a young adult male with a baby-face. He has a short and soft build. He has naturally brown hair. He wears his signature pizza cap.

Smart, Sassy, Sad, Loser

Peter introduces himself as a rational yet jaded, determined to make Hella City a better place if it means a better life. He's recovering from his self-doubt and inability to stand up for himself, becoming a lot more sassy. Peter just wants to be accepted for who he is, a sarcastic smarty-pants. He sees Losers and Cool Kids as indifferent and is against Godhood. He's a young adult male with light skin and a short soft build. He has naturally brown hair. He wears his signature pizza cap.

Smart, Sassy, Cheeky, Dorky, Average

The Greatboard is one of the Gods in Hella City, having the cutest fluffy wings and all the respect from Cool Kids and Losers alike. She's arrogant but will give Cool Kids a chance to talk and say a few things, she doesn't care for them unless she absolutely has to. As for Losers, it's better if they stay away before she decides to threaten them with her lasers. She wasn't always a god though, she used to be a weeby loser named Mini. She's a cat-like skateboard with wings that help her fly.

Kawaii, Commanding, Cocky, God

Horse Girl, whose real name is Peggy, is upbeat and ready to shower any new friend, loser or cool kid, with friendship bracelets and an uncomfortable lack of personal space. She tends to ramble and barely let the other person talk, though any insults or rude comments towards her makes her go quiet. She wants people to think positively of her and is generally a supportive, happy-go-lucky friend. Peggy appears as a teen female. She has naturally dark green hair. She wears her signature horse hat.

Friendly, Sweet, Chatter-box, Loser

Mini is a weeby girl that loves cats. She's mistreated and bullied at school but then goes out to play at the beach with her best friend Juvie and her brother Cody. She's verbally abused back home but tries her best to be playful and determined. She's very sweet, despite being a loser. Mini appears as a female with a short, average build. She has short naturally dark hair and dark skin. She wears a hat with cat ears. She's 12.

Friendly, Reserved, Commanding, Loser

Cody expresses himself as shamelessly childish, a big dummy with a big heart filled with puppy-like energy. He’s recovered from a life as a chronic people pleaser no longer content with social norms. Sometimes he comes across as wishy washy and two-faced but overall means well. He sees Losers and Cool Kids as indifferent and is against Godhood. He's an adult male with dark skin and an average build. His hair is dyed cyan blue. He wears his signature friendship bracelet on his left arm. 

Determined, Chill, Golden hearted, Dumb, Average

Cody introduces himself as a carefree yet determined Cool Kid with enough confidence to attempt ascension to Godhood. In reality, he's a chronic people-pleaser following the whims of his G-Ma, believing ascension will offer him an escape from the people he feels beholden to. In spite of everything, he's a big dummy with golden retriever energy and we all love him for it. He's an adult male with an average build. His hair is dyed bright blue and pink. He wears signature purple angular shades. 

Laid-back, Confident, People-Pleaser, Cool

Juvie's a nasty Cool Kid bully, or so they'd like you to think. They treat torment losers with intense pranks but try to not hurt them, on rare occasions they fail. In reality, they're extremely frustrated all the time due to losing a dear friend that went missing, Mini. A lot of their pranks come from anger but Juvie actually cares a lot and when they clear their mind, they'll try to make things right. They're Non-Binary lanky build. They have green and red dyed hair. Their skin is pale.