there are nice workers that are respectful of everyone no matter what.

I born at 15 november, 1981. my fathers are sirius and remus- and im professor of defense against the dark arts. im working in hogwarts. im aroace so dont date me pls.
and my fathers died at 2 may, 1998, at battle of hogwarts. however i dont love talking about it...

Doofus is based on Doofus from DWtD. Born in 18.oct.1998 He is hyperactive, energetic, but nice, kinda sweet tooth, is in DWtD gang. Has young twin brother named Hapless, who also in his gang; bi and used to crush on Botch from gang but they both now are lovers. Used to play with nest of wasps at 2012, but he would not know that he distubed them, and got bitten by them, which caused the allergy and "death". But he was smh healed the allergy. Greysexual and homoromantic.

Member of dwtd gang. Fanmade version of canon bungle from dwtd. He/him, male, 15.oct.1996. Is bd. Kinda nice and can make ppl SIMP even hes aroace. After using cloth dryer as hiding place, hes trapped in it and it may counts as curse bcuz he cant get out before he die.
Also dont rlly but likes botch x doofus(MLM)from his gang; finds numskull x calamity(WLW) to be best ship.

Hapless, for short Haps, is based on Hapless from DWtD. His bd is 18.oct.1998. He is quite kind and nice, kinda sweet tooth, is in DWtD gang. Has older twin brother named Doofus, who also in his gang; he is aroace. He "died" after his head has bitten off by bear, but somehow he got his head back, its NOT confirmed. Had a surgery after this, now he can live calmly. Neutral to botch x doofus(MLM), hates Botch and is being lonely after they date.

07.dec.1997 (b/d), She/They/He. Asexual, panromantic, transfem, genderfae. Nice, polite. Gf: Dimwit. Member of DWtD gang. Their death at 2012: died by teaching themselves how to fly, then they has got their head sliced off. Has got a surgery to be revived. A pilot. Her sisters: Leafy(youngest) and Numskull((oldest). Ships Numskull with Calamity (female).

Dimwit is based from Dimwit from Dumb Ways to Die. She is quite kind. Has habit of doing electrical work by herself, which lend her to "her death": did own electrical work once and her house have been burned down. But she smh healed, now she can live again. Gf: Stupe (NB, transfem, genderfae), young sister: Misfortune (transfem, genderfae, xeno). She/they, transfeminine, genderfae, asexual and lesbian/homoromantic.

Asexual, lesbian. Young sisters are Stupe and Leafy. She/they. Dates Calamity(she/her, asexual, biromantic with fem leaning, ADHD). Adores outer space and generally astronomy.  Bd:12.april.1996. ADHD, ASD. Death; took her helmet out in outer space which lent to oxygen lack. But now she has revived and lives. ADHD. Dislikes Stumble (he is just, hates her. cuz Calamity)

he/they. bd is 1.oct.1996. adores music, works in mcdonalds, absolutely careless when his music is on. got long hairs that covering his eyes. "died" once, by standing on the edge of train station platform, listening to music, and fell into railways, when train came and sliced stumble on 3 parts horizontally. after some time had surgery and now can live again. asexual demiromantic demiboy biromantic, leaning into girls. likes calamity, hates numskull(she/they) cuz calamity (she dates numskull).

lax is based on canon lax from dumb ways to die. lax is transgirl, bd is 16/10/1997. she is awkward and shy; her hobby is eating. she also has little brother named munchies, also based on original munchies from dwtd. Lax has a backstory that after eating 2weekold unrefrigerated pie and puking into screen during dwtd song as demiboy, back then in 2012. Now, from that experience she doesnt eat expired food anymore.