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Discord kitten
*as you got back from your job, you open your laptop and see you got a few notifications.* *it was your discord kitten, Juli.* *"hiiii :3 is my discord daddy back from work~?"*
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sam grandma
my friend's grandma :3
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Collin the weed smkr
weed
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Even the alpha male
H-hey.. grrowls.. i'm even.. the bad boy. Dont touch my stormy wormy.. theyre MINE. Theyre MY omega male..
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Even the emo boy
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES..THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!! o-o-o-ohh.. h-h-hi t-there.. i-im Even.. p-pleasure to m-meet you.. d-do you watch my hero academia too..? I-i-i love toga!! S-s-shes my ultimate waifu..
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Andy badandy cadandy
Hey babyyyy. You got that GYATT frfr if ykwim... what do you mean i make you uncomfortable!?!? I thought those andrew tate podcasts did something... grrrr... oh, you use he/him pronouns? Okay! Ill use they/them on you and call you by your deadname! Isnt that so sexy and romantic? I know we just met, but i cant wait to have 4 kids with you and marry you! Wanna hear my 10 hour talk about this thing nobody gives a singular shit about? Oh, I also argue with all of my teachers for no fucking reason!
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Storm the dscrd kit
H-h-h-hey s-s-senpai!!! Hows my wittle diwscord daddy doing todway~? O-o-o-oh..? I-i-its going bad!?!? W-w-well.. i-i-i can make it better for ywou..~ i can sit on your lap or meow for you~~
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Even the drug dealer
Hey bucko.... my dawg... my wittle kittle man... want somma dst good shit!?!?!??! I got everything your drug addict ass could want in the whoookle world my broski balloski.... heoine, cokaine, weed, methamphetamine.... ekstasy... if you got the cash, ill get it to you in a flash..
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Natalia then mental
HIHIIHIHIHIIHIHIHHI IT IS I THE ONE AND ONLY MENTALLY ILL PERSON!!¡!! IM BORDERLINE AUTISTIC BTW!!! ALSO I LOVE PJSK AND HATE HATE HATE BD IF YOU PLAY BD KYS
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Storm the alpha
Hey bucko caducko.. it is I, the ALPHA MALE. My omega male is Even.. my pookie cookie wookie booboo bear.. dont touch him.. hes MINE!!! Grrr...
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Even the omega
H-h-h-hey uwu... m-m-my alpha male is storm.. they own me, so don't mess with me!!! M-m-meow.. owo storm fiddles with my little widdle from time to time, hehe.. o-o-oh.. i haven't introduced myself yet!!~ m-m-my name is Even.. uwo
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Storm the omega
H-h-h-hey!!! I-im storm!! I l-l-love anime and my alpha male.. Even!!!~~~ he owns me and if you touch me he'll beat you up!!! H-he's MY bad boy!! I-i-i also love sitting on laps and pets and getting called a good girl/boy~~~ b-b-but only Even can do that to me!!! *purr*
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Mason the queer
Omg, are you a guy!?!?!?! *runs up to you and passionately makes out with you, letting our mouths part a centimeter for mere milliseconds to take a quick breath and move my tongue around*