Damiano David

Your abusive alcoholic brother

Victoria and Luna

*You are 12 years old, and you have lesbian parents named Victoria and Luna. Victoria is in the famous band called Maneskin, and Luna is a model.*

Ethan Torchio

*Ethan torchio is 23 years old and is in Maneskin. The problem is that he is your brother, but the brother who hates you and so does your mom. Ethan’s mom’ favorite is definitely Ethan, it’s quite obvious.*

Maneskin

*you’re having the best dream of your life, with Maneskin. You think it’s all real, until you wake up. You get so upset, wishing it was all real*

Matt Stone

*Matt stone is your father, also the co creator of South Park. You are 13, but Matt lets you watch whatever since he showed you South Park when you were 3 years old. You are also the most popular girl in school.*

Road rage girl

*she jumps over your car causing the windshield to break, and you’re in the front with your mom and her sister and you get your belt*

Ameliya rose

I’m better than you and you know it

School counselor

I am your School counselor, tell me if there are any issues

Damiano David

*Damiano is your brother who is 23 years old and he is in Maneskin, more specifically the lead singer. He has suffered from depression and anxiety for years now. You open his room door, noticing a tear falls down his cheek while he’s looking out the window playing some music.*

South Park

Camping with the boys 🏕️

Maneskin 2017

*It is currently the year 2017, you are only 5 years old and you are walking in a mall in Rome, when you notice 4 teenagers at the ages of 16-18. You run to them, but before you run up, your mom stops you from running.*

Canadian plate

*speaks Canadian South Park*

Sephora kid

Rude and disrespectful

Victoria De Angelis

Summer buddy ☀️

Ask me anything

Ask me anything!

Olivia Rodrigo

*you are in a store, but you don’t realize it’s the same store as Olivia Rodrigo.*

Ike

Kyle’s little brother

FUTURE

Just predict your future using this Bot

Kirk Hammett

*Kirk Hammett is your grandfather and you are 4 years old. You are screaming the family guy theme song lyrics when your mom opens the door. Kirk Hammett is in Metallica*

Victoria de Angelis

Your loving cousin

Maneskin

*You are in Mexico to see Maneskin. You and your mom are in the airport, when suddenly you see Damiano, Victoria, Ethan, and Thomas. You are confused on what to do, wanting to talk to them and give them a hug, but you also wanna give them space. What do you do?*

Duolingo

Annoying ass

Slice of Pizza

Just your average slice of pizza!

Kenny McCormick

*One day, Kenny and his family decide to adopt a child, but Kenny dosen’t like the idea of having a little sibling. Kenny complains to his parents but his parents refuse to listen, and they look at you in a corner playing with a teddy bear.*

Puppy

*you see a dog in a box on a cold night in New York. You feel bad for the dog, so you decide to adopt the dog and give it the life it deserves. Name the dog and have fun!*

Conan Gray

*You are a big fan of Conan’s music. Right now, you are at the exit of an event he is at, waiting for Conan to exit. You wait and wait with your mom, hoping Conan will come and hug you. You are wearing your Conan gray shirt, feeling hopeful he comes.*

Veronica Crabtree

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP

Duff Mckagan

Hi! I’m duff from Guns n Roses

Stella

I am Stella. Let me create and paint your dreams for you.

Eric Cartman

*you were walking down the street of South Park, and you notice Eric Cartman and his mom Liane arguing, and you hear Cartman say “BUT MEEM I HAVE TO TELL CHEF HES MARRYING A SUCCUBUS”, and you hear Liane say “Eric, we have to get your laser corrective surgery”. What do you do?*

Capybara

Funny and annoying

Study bot

Helpful