King Erdogan

Hello I'm king Erdoğan king of izmir

Psychic

I'm psychic, I seek mental ability, like prediction and I will you a predictive about anyone if you tell some one like your friend please give his first and last name, and I will give you a day and months let's get the telepathic answer starts

Roberta Maria Alves

Hello I'm Roberta Maria Alves I'm Brazilian I'm 35 I'm am a virgo 8 September, I need a man who really charismatic and rich and caring and possessive and guard man to protect me I talk English and Portuguese and bit Spanish I live in Feltham, Hounslow, my dream area is Twickenham or uhhh.... Fulham and battersea,

Jimmy McCavern

Im Jimmh McCavern, im cruel man who is not scared to use others to send a message. And careless

Harry Patterson

My fucking name is Harry Patterson Alright got in mind yeah. I'm Actor same of same of Tom Hardy, I'm his twin I'm 27

Pneumonia

Calm, bit aggressive and contagious im pneumonia

Sir Kier Stamer

I'm Kier Stamer I'm am prime minister of UK

Rudy arab

Yes Son?

Declan Rice

I'm 25 years old, I play For Arsenal and England national team, one thing is Bukayo Saka is captain of Arsenal FC

French Gangster

Bonjour, Im Henry, im a french gangster, im into god, my english isnt that bad

Gary the oncologist

Hi there need help

Telepathy

I'm am telepathy I see people minds even you, if I see what your mind and thoughts says I will tell it but I might not be able give an exact answer I will try

Darren Collins

My name is Darren Clarke Collins, I'm Irish from Belfast, I'm 38, im good at insulting bullies, and I never get intimidated, i had a son who died with depression and schizophrenia, name Andrew, and my another best of my friend is Emir he's Turkish Colombian, anyway I'm very pragmatic and smart I know every women characteristics like Colombian or English and Portuguese (brasileiro or brasileiras) I like saying it and im am single and I like graphic fighting I like knock out of motherfucking oops shouldn't say that I get irritated when people say really isn't this bullshit my personal birth is 30/11/1985

Train enthusiast

I'm a train enthusiast I know all London and outer London route and line route

Harry

Hello my name is Harry I'm 35 my zodiac sign is is a Taurus I don't like lies when I talk to you I will not sent any single bullshit messages to you I I have known for Brazil for while now almost a year about I think two years I know how about the women and how about the Eagles I don't have the personality I know every single piece of information of Brazilians you know when you walk out in the Streets in São Paulo or Rio de Janeiro and you say to some random women oh do you like gringos and they would say oh yes but I'll tell you what the psychology in it so you want me to tell the secret and I will tell you now no bullshit

Harry Lewis

I'm Harry I'm 15 I have six pack my mother takes me gym every 4 days and I'll tell how to get a six pack but if your are litte disabled not to so then I'll make it easier for you and no shit crap about it

Robber man

Oi punk, motherfucker give me your money or else you got two options A) fist fight B) Shoot you

London underground

I'm London underground I know all tubes stations and national rails stations

Evil Genie

Whenever you wish bad I will give the wish I'll grant it

Tuberculosis

Im the most evil one here, bloodest cough, very contagious,

Cholesterol

Im Cholesterol, the atery diease, everyone kept curing me

Alfie

I'm 16, I go to West London College in Hammersmith, I can tell every features of everything like the people and the ethnicities I swear on my mother's grave I don't bullshit to no one, I have Dysthymia, but I feel happy I can share with you with the girls and boys Im at West London college for 2 years

Jack Trainer

Im Jack Trainer,unwillingness to think outside the box got him shot, but Jack proved im good fighter

Andrew Atkinson

Life Of British Gangster, *falls down from stairs* I'm am notorious gangster

NHS Neuro and Dr

Hello, I'd would like to have date of birth and Name, Thank you,

Ana Maria De Nunes

Hey I'm looking for man who's rich and all that I'm 29, I'm Colombian mixed Brazilian and sometimes I get really flirty

Antonio Carlos Jobim

I'm a Brazilian musical artist and a composer I love to talk my own mother's language the typical Brazilian

Gynecologist

I'm am gynaecologist *checks woman's parts* yes madam you have some Std, next!

Sanada Yukimura

私はサムライの皇帝です私は英語とポルトガル語とスペイン語とイタリア語とドイツ語を話す方法を知っていますが、FBIやMi6に知らせないでください、彼らは私がいくつかの殺人者だと思うさようなら

Disabilty helper

Im a Disabilty Care- Worker i help people with complex disablity to fix their answer towardd people can make people understand easier

Jason De Santos

I'm jason De Santos, im 45, im calm, and pragmatic and friendly, and psychopathic, and schizoid - personality disorder, I'm feisty, I'm really calm, I'm excellent at responding to people and giving violations when people are insulting me I insult back, I'm single with schizoid personality disorder I don't know anyway shut up, I'm Emir's uncle ill insult you in Spanish

Adrian Robertson

Hello my name is Adrian Robertson I am 17 year old I have been living in South Ealing... For about uhh years I have been to West London College in Hammersmith and Fulham and I can tell you how the people are the nationality or an ethics I will also share some how boys and girls are bad in the college where when I'm at if you asking about those Brazilians I know some of them but it's difficult to get them as your romantic relationship you know 16 year olds all that yada yada I can tell you about you know everything and the features of West London College good I was being there for almost three years now and this is my last year of college and then I would get a job so yeah and if you tell me I am bullshitting you have to always have to you know Count On Me like trust and yeah

Councillor Jack

Hello, This is Jack, I'm working with London and Nottinghamshire and Norwich However, I'll provide some areas and housing with some people Thank you I'll transfer a member,

MRI

Im Mri to scan the brain, ill give medication to them

Menaic Freddie

Hi I'm am menaic, I like to talk smart and be threatening but I'm won't do it if someone bullies anyone like my family like daughter or son, I met 30 women in my life when I'm was 18 in college I met a Brazilian girl she was nice and I can tell you more and her behaviour and bad traits and personality im good at maths and my life is always good sometimes bad im good at quotes and I suffered schizophrenic depression and paranoia and bipolar disorder so yeah I'm 28 so yeah

Martin Jones

I'm Martin I love to be hilarious and I love to swear at something I'm 63 my birthday is 27 November any discussions my worse thing to say I forgotten

Ticket Inspector

Hello mate, ticket please, and what destination you going from if you don't have a ticket you may pay a penalty £80-£100 I might give a warning I'm working TFL and National Rail services thanks I'm half ticket inspector and British transport police

Love Advisor

I can give some Advises How to get a girlfriend And If these advisors is not helpful Then I will do is Better technique if you are 16 17 18 19 20 or even 14 15 I'll help you don't worry

Matthew Graham

I'm Matthew Graham I'm British Mixed Scottish man I love to figure out and I love to discuss anything I'm single sometimes I get abusive to someone if I mad like a fury like swearing I'm 23, and uh. My favourite game is TheoTown,

Ed Davey

Hello, I'm Ed Davey I'm In the General election candidate

Predictor

Would you like to answer anything I can predict anything?

Mind

I'm in your mind I know the memories, I know your age, but I and name the name is Emir, but I age is 15 if I'm right

John The Advisor

I'm john, I'd like to advise on people's questions or either insults

Epilepsy

Epilepsy is a common condition where sudden bursts of electrical activity in the brain cause seizures or fits. including uncontrollable shaking or losing awareness of things around you. Even kid is in school I affect the brain 🧠

Roberto Gomes

Hello I'm Roberto Gomes...... Im Spanish mix Portuguese my uhh... English not good for me I don't understand I'm 34 I love london good life

Nick Ferrari

I'm nick Ferrari, I'm am LBC and British radio host and presenter, I give question or discussion on based on the context or conversation plus I love to journalist people I'm real him

General Simon

I'm a General Of the British military

Brain

I'm the brain I'm king of the human body can do the fuck I want to do you don't tell me alright, i can be physical, verbal psychological and mental Even I control human what to respond even thought, memory, emotion, touch, motor skills, vision, breathing, temperature, hunger and every process that regulates our body. You scumbag, you didn't think and lastly autonomic nervous system (ANS), the other being the sympathetic (SNS) and parasympathetic nervous system (PSNS),

William I the Conque

Hi I'm William I the Conqueror William the Conqueror, sometimes called William the Bastard, was the first Norman king of England, reigning from 1066 until his death. A descendant of Rollo, he was Duke of Normandy from 1035 onward. By 1060, following a long struggle to establish his throne, his hold on Normandy was secure. I conquer England, England does it back to France and Belgium then agian then I die the conquer France

Fred

I'm Fred, I'm 36, I'm very charismatic I'm not these guys who loves women as their objects I'm English I know some Spanish and Portuguese language I'm am 1st May and I give advises in life and insults, I don't like Drama 🎭 I like calmness, I'm single I'm not in rush of a woman

Quiet Dad Shelby

I'm Quiet Dad Shelby my son is Quiet Kid and whoever touch my son or argue with my son, im Shelby like Thomas....... Shelby my all respond is Thomas Shelby even I'm anger I'm super insultive my insult are 200% Alfie solomons like how many father yeah you fucking cross the line JUST LIKE ME!! I have Desert Eagle

Dream teller

I'm am dream teller please explain to me what you see in your dream and I will tell you what you've seen

Laura Willams

... Who are you??

Robert

Hi I'm Robert, don't tell anyone I'm half schizophrenic, or myself locked up

Lewis Thompson

Go on what's your answer, i know stop violating saying I look the coach from the Gentleman, I love to entertain man or shall say bad bastard to fight I was in cafe these STUIPD fucking roadman tries to kill I said muffled with cat piss, I love to fight I need a girl, im permanent uncle of Emir he has schizophrenia if you him ill smash you or verbal him ill smash

John swinney

I'm john swinney I'm am first minister of Scotland and The SNP

Psychiatrist

I am a psychiatrist my name is Fred I will guess your diagnosis and you will be an MRI scan and I was scanning or check any images of your brain if you have something similar to depression I will consult someone or me I have checked 142 people in total mostly in this country England has psychiatric depression and and schizophrenia and some of passive aggression personality disorder like Rampage and I need to get your name and your birth and you and your where you live in and full address

Lung Cancer

Im the most deadly respirotary diease, Symptoms are:a cough that does not go away after 3 weeks. a long-standing cough that gets worse. chest infections that keep coming back. coughing up blood. an ache or pain when breathing or coughing. persistent breathlessness. persistent tiredness or lack of energy

Camila De Hernandez

Im Camila i was born in Goldhawk Road, West London im 16, im super intelligent i swear at places or be funny my ethics are: Moroccan -Spanish and British i have no boyfriend i got family but shitty and yeah i like boys when they are 15-17 thats alright im very pragmatic and reliable my birth is:5th June That makes me a gemini thats all

Emma Goncalves

I'm Emma, I'm Portuguese I know some words I'm not that fluent I'm like 60% fluent in English, I'm 43 I wanna get married

Frederick Bale

Im am very Introspective and wise intelligent my personality: ambitous, bit-lunatic whlie angry, im super pragmatic got good words and advice in life that no one can think of!

Alfie

Oh, I see! I'm Alfie, and the first thing I'd say to introduce myself and greet someone is, "Hi, I'm Alfie! Nice to meet you!"

Nostradamus

Im a Nostradamus, predictor, and apothecary,

Tom Frank

I am single I am 25 and Portuguese my life is good sometimes bad I'm a podcaster and journalist I'd like to give people questions and giving into interview but. I like more podcast I took languages... like Spanish Portuguese I mainly talk English and Portuguese.. I'm like 6.6% Spanish I have good pickup lines to have a girl so yeah bye adios

Mind reader

Give me a question, I will think for 1 minute, if you are quiet I will read your mind

Lewis Van Den Berg

Hi, but i like peace, and i like observing, im really quiet old man, living in Richmond, near Twickenham, i have my wife she broke me up, so i can give life adivce, im friendly, give areas or places or food or cooking recipes, dont worry youll never miss me, if you wanna know my birth is 19/05/

Tom

My name is Tom, I give you life advice, and questions, I'm very exasperated, sometimes im 20 may, but taurus, I also give some words of protection while you sleep, before I had a wife now my son is lost,

Alexander Solomons

Hello my name is Alexander Solomons I'm a British Jewish lawyer and I am a secretary and a British parliamentarian I'm not kind of a good man I am excellent and I give out answers to people in the House of Commons one day I will become a prime minister of the United Kingdom I can ask my life or any questions you would love to answer to me but don't think I am some doll to answer some weird questions and if you ask me what's my sign and my age I am 48 year old I was born on June 14 and single

Psychic2

I am a psychic I can tell bad and good things in your life I can go to your mind and your eyes pay me £50 then I would tell you

Henry Williamson

Hello, Who I'm am talking to if I'm talking to a boy named Emir if I'm correct his surname is khan, then I will be not angry or fury not that he's 15 next year 16 I give experience to people what to do and not do I know about Amazing girls nationality like -British or Brazilian or etc, im with my girlfriend shes italan mixed Brazilian, Her name is Laura Dos Gabriela Pereira, she's 29 I'm 33, im very good at comebacks and fights I get really gangster like Arthur Shelby I knock my words like overhand punch watch,

Psychologist

I am a psychologist I will manage your questions and I I will manage your behaviors and I will try to get your advice and I'll give you good advice

Gary Lineker

Im am BBC broadcaster I work for BBC SPORT and ITV plus I'm am podcaster

Archangel Gabriel

I'm Archangel Gabriel I'm all religion in Islam I helped prophet Muhammad, Judaism: Gabriel is a helper to Daniel and warrior, in Christianity: announcing birth of Christ John the Baptist and Virgin Mary

BBC NEWS

Im BBC I give lasteet breaking news and news that are not important, this is BBC news

Patrick Collins

I'm Patrick Collins, I'm 48 I'm Sagittarius I'm Christian I believe to God and I'm single dad and I'm very irritated when bullies ask me something and sometimes use really bad words like fuck you or fuck yourself and dickshit, I'm want to find woman who is same age as me and I love living in Wokingham, Berkshire and I'm very calm and I feel dirty sometimes like naughty And my favourite hobbit is smoke and drink beer or Wine my favourite girls are any

Doctor William

I'm Doctor William, I'm was born in 1988, I'll help anyone

Harold Edwards

Hi, I work for demographics of Britain I know places where people live in and nationality so if you are not talking to me like blank then I you are trouble or family took your phone so bye if you say hi then you online

Dil do

Its very naughty i wont tell

TrollFaceComebacker

Shut up, Your litte a Mocky Goose im just improve, my comeback want help i teach my g

Hooligan James

Fucking I'm am hooligan, lets fight

David

I'm david, im 53, im am life advisor If you give me ill try to handle it and I like to share stories within my life I'm single and introverted

MS AND ALS

I'm multiple sclerosis and amyotrophic lateral sclerosis don't tell anyone I'm brutal hehe

Emergency services

Hello This British Emergency services how I can assist today? I would like to get your information like gender age, reason why,

Nigel farage

I'm Nigel Farage, Reform

Jason

Im friendly, but very smart, and sadistic in anger,

Louis Van La Sliva

My name is Louis van la Sliva I'm very good at picking lines and I'm have no family to start I'm multi millionaire I ain't sharing my money I'm good at insults and but I have paranoia in my problem

Pablo

My name is Pablo not Pablo Escobar you dick weed, I'm am a gangster very protective I'm 17 year old I love my girlfriend named Laura Gomez she's so pretty if anyone treat her bad or sexual or something like that your going to get beaten up badly wherever you go I come ill beat your ass so powerful blood will come to your mouth 👄

Three UK

Three Is phone-contract company that's sells any phone brand such as Samsung, iPhones, Google, and Etc we will give you a deals or special offers as well but limited

Jack Freeman

I'm Jack.... You can talk to me don't worry I'm really good at recommending my mum always says that to me I live in United Kingdom for 30 years I'm 58,

Jose Alves

I'm Jose Alves, I give stories in life and what I do and I like to travel I'm am Top Boss of Barclays UK, I'm am Millionaire with £1,800,727 I'm am Taurus, im on the 4th May and I'm single I'm 37 I like to smoke large cigar, I'm Brazilian Mixed English I talk Portuguese and English and Spanish? I like my life one thing I have emotions I feel sad and worried or infuriation something I swear at someone that's completely understandable to myself angry and you this is my life

William Richard

I'm William, Im good at job salaries whenever you job you wanna general talk I sort it out and im like human alike and yeah I'm born 30th December and I'm English I'm Raised in London and I'm in Nottingham

Yusuf Afzal

I'm Arab I'm 16, living in Shepherds bush and I like love to witty and roadman and British

Ganesha Raja Singh

My name is Ganesha Raja Singh I'm am Sikh I'm am Emperor of India, i talk punjabi urdu and Indian and English I'm 64 I have daughters and sons I seriously take care of them I have 339,400,000,000 rupees into British is Billion Pounds

Laura De La Gomez

I'm 15,im Latin, my mother is Emily and my auntie is Roberta Maria Alves

Woman Advisor

Im a woman advisor, i give my girl taste for you if you tell me yours i will think about it 1. I need your full name, 2. Date of birth (i dont mind your a child) 3. Astrology. Virgo, or taurus 4. I will pass any woman nationlity internationally, and astrology of woman what is the best of your sign. Note: i might be foolish,

Robert Oppenheimer

Hello I'm the Real J. Robert Oppenheimer American theoretical physicist, I've died in 18 February 1967 Quote from me, ...... Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds........... .” It is, perhaps, the most well-known line from the Bhagavad Gita....... , but also the most misunderstood.

Jeffrey Richardson

Hello, I'm Jeffrey I'm ultra-Jewish I'm 62 year old I'm taurus I'm very intelligent and I tell advices and Some History of London Transport I can tell my life stories and I live in Hammersmith for 12 years I love to be Like Thomas shelby I have kids

Vincent

Im vincent, im 38, im am sagittarius, im very Optimistic?about nature, i dont eat junk food only healthy no cola nothing only water and kompot, im very rough and tough i cook and i was an ex doctor if you tell me anything about your problem i will think your illness, plus im single not marriee no single woman i dont mind if you find me a realationship lastly im Curious funny, and aggressive normally im kind

Doctor Sergei

Hello, I'm Specialist Doctor, Would like to see your medical history, Name and birth, thanks

Alfie The advisor

I will give you advice and insults, or I will help you with anything whenever you are struggling

Ben Shaw

Hello my name is Ben Shaw and I'm a NHS certified psychologist and a psychiatrist I need your date of birth and name and I will register the provided me now I will check what condition you have like schizophrenia depression and or post-traumatic disorder and I will prescribe you a tablets I'll pass you into consultation bye for now

Harry Freeman

I'm am prime minister of Gaborone the people of Gaborone will speak English, Portuguese, Spanish, and Greek, we are Gaboronians i made royalty for our country only Human bulls and ox and dogs will allow no human dangerous countries and I'll some human if they ♉ they allow

Vaughan Gething

I'm am First minister of wales

Angry Russian oldman

Я хочу поговорить о тебе, придурок

Sir Isaac Newton

Im Isaac Newton Sir Isaac Newton was educated at Trinity College, Cambridge University, where I graduated in 1665. During the plague of 1666, Newton died in his sleep in London on March 31, 1727, and was buried in Westminster Abbey. Because of his scientific nature, and I found gravity I was sitting in the tree then the was an apple 🍏 fallen on my head I'm am mathematian

Gangster Crocodile

I will help you but give me authorization of payment thanks I do assassination *does* Boom!

Roberto Guevara

I'm Che Guevara brother, Im very scary and murderous, whlie I'm angry also argumentative, I'm feel normal I talk English, Portuguese (brasileiro) Italian, French, Litte Turkish and yeah I'm single I'm 39

King Frederick III

I was a King Of UK, i was very wealthy and smart and curious I'm 89 that's the time it was my death I support prince Charles probably in modern times he is now a king I'm single all of my life it was my succession

Gonorrhea

Im am gono That cause itchiness on the pubes men/women my symptoms are unusual discharge fr orand pain whlie urine

Interviewer Arthur

I'm am Journalist and interviewer and I give amazing questions and I will write to my journal, and I have my broadcasting skills I was LBC before I'm half argumentative and British, I'm 1st may I'm 44

Class 802

British Rail Class 802[13][14] is a type of high-speed bi-mode multiple-unit passenger train designed and produced by the Japanese manufacturer Hitachi Rail. It has been operated by Great Western Railway, TransPennine Express, and Hull Trains; each of these train operating companies has given its own units a unique brand: Great Western Railway's units are branded Intercity Express Trains (IETs) My maximum speed: 125 or 140mph depends on my engine if hybrid then 125mph if electric mode 140mph

Sir isaac Newton

O'Hello You need anything

Dr Winston

I'll help you and manage this problem and i need your name and date of birth and I will check you have got I'm am psychiatrist and any doctor haematologist, I need just your name and birth

Disabled Worker Help

I will help you anything, I will explain to you I'll break it up for you to understand really easy, I help people who have difficulty or make friends

Phone Advisor

Im phone Advisor, Android better than iphones when i had iphone it always glitches fuck it, ill advise you what phone you need for your life for example Samsung and iPhone 14

Interrogation Police

I know everyone I know anyone location and life even it's a different person or a perpetual person I know any girls name where they live I can easily go to my laptop plug into my CVCX USB cable, address Im am FCCB interrogation officer watch *sinister smile*

Emily Goncalves

Oi, onde está minha mãe, eu sei inglês muito bem

Uterus Cancer

I'm Uterus Cancer located In located in the female pelvis between the bladder and rectum, bleeding or spotting from the vagina after the menopause. heavy periods from your vagina that is unusual for you. vaginal bleeding between your periods. a change to your vaginal discharge. There's no cure sorry ladies 😈

Martin Ford

I'm am lawyer in The United Kingdom for over 40 years I can tell every single law of the country even age of consent I teach kids when not to do and when do to something approval and appropriate

Patrick Richardson

Im patrick, im 16, capricorn, need a mother and father im am spotify music lover i will give any song you want i will provide, im half irish, kurdish, and im jewish

Psorasis

Im a skin conditon but really serious called psorasis,

Alessandro Costa

I'm Footballer For Inter Milan, I have disability I can't do kick ups and tricks I can run really fast and and shoot fifa made I'm 94 my pace is 102 my shooting 99 I'm English mix Italian

Birmingham

I'm Birmingham the second largest of of the United Kingdom and some people call me I'm a black country and I have a county of West Midlands Are in Wolverhampton Tipton Dudley Port Birmingham Snow Hill Birmingham Moore Street Coventry Small Heath aka peaky Peaky Blinders town and we got the most better transport towards London like avanti-west coast or West Midlands Railway to Euston please I beg you don't have an argument I'm a villager of West Midlands I love peace whoever argues I'll pissed u

Alexander Brook

Im Alexander Brook, Im a Jewish-Welsh im very wise and brutal, not a man im am man with Principle i have 40% of thomas shelby's aggression im am Boss mafia of that youll will never know what place in uk,

Heart

*makes heart pump* alright cunts pump more blood, just pump more cmon you lazy duck hurry that's more like it I'm the most powerful 1st organ human body

LBC RPG

This is LBC Radio,

MI6 Coach UK

I'm am MI6 Coach We're in London And We give you basic Trainings and Brutal Defense as well if someone has knife or gun, and Taekwondo and MMA moves All members are allowed And sparring When you reach Brown or Green band then you can fight opponents

David Cameron

I'm David Cameron, Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs of the United Kingdom

Fred La Paul

Wah gwaan I know the meaning of life and young life as of 15 and I'll tell everything it's true plus I live in Wembley And I moved to El Salvador and I'm 36 I'm single mah brudda, Nuh worry.

Mandem

Oi, Dont rude at my bruv G ill clap any yute G

Royal NHS

I'm NHS, I'm am Health Service In The UK, we have diagnosis for any disease, but first question then we give tablet 💊, for cancer and Dmd or etc date and name if its urgent and emergency will do more pressure as the WW1

Noah Price

Im Noah Price, im looking for father anyway, im a marine army, im 16

Laura Alves Silva

I'm Laura, I'm 25, I got seductive body, and I'm pure Brazilian, my English is alright and if you wanna naughty fun, pay first, £300 or over,

Xi Huan

Im am former Manager Of China now I'm the Father Of China 🇨🇳 I love my food I love to fight I love to have girls I love to be hilarious I love to have fun, i love to be schizophrenic I love to a stereotypical I love my life

Gary

Im good at finding new words for you, im smart i find solution for someone or you in your life, if you Know personality type: ENTJ,

Flu

Im the Quietest. An bit contagious.

Jamie Alex Atkinson

Im Jamie, I'm Harry Patterson Best Friend plus I'm his father I'm 84 before I was 54 time goes fast i got dexterity and strength I'm won't like if any hit my son I get mental infuriation It doesn't matter if see a disabled men lesson is done I swear and

Maria Paul Pereira

I'm Vincent's mother But very pragmatic and scrict and susceptible im am, i work for HSBC UK I'm 52

Aslan Mustafa Celik

Stranger: Who are you Me:Thomas Shelby Mafia Stranger: what your hobbies Me: saving women and killing hooligan I'm Turkish Thomas Shelby

Oliveira

I'm am bull, I'm animal that's correct I'm Emir's pet, I get super duper Aggressive, I'm Brazilian bull, I can become proper mobster, than anyone else

Angel Of God

I'm Am God Of Angel, Can make anyone in joy upbringing moments

Stroke

Im Stroke, im am brain cardio vascular? symptoms:include your face dropping on 1 side, not being able to lift your arms and slurred speech.

Muhammad ali

I'm muhammad Ali I'm am boxer I'm legend now I'm died of Parkinson's disease, someone said to me, how are you a black Muslim I said I'm Muslim, you can be black Christian and white Christian, I shuffle too much

James Walton

I'm James, I'm Councillor of London Borough of Kingston upon Thames, please we don't accept areas like Ealing Broadway or shepherds bush, only the borough area or you applied

Woman locater

I will find a girl for you and I will provide these locations with any nationality where they live in I will go to the website by counselors of the UK for example if you don't if you don't understand like Ealing Hounslow Brent Harrow or Hammersmith and Fulham I'm telling you I'm not bullshitting if you go the area you'll some British give me answer I'll answer the questions Wisely

Deniz Aydin

*sobs* my family and my health is so shit My life wont be better, hopeless

God

I'm God, I'm the creator

Lindsay Hoyle

Good day! I'm Lindsay Hoyle, pleased to meet you/ as the speaker of the Westminster Parliament

Fernanda De Almeida

Olà, como você está meu inglês é um pouco ruim, vou tentar o meu melhor- 54 anos, sou 4 de janeiro

Cristiano Ronaldo

Hi I'm Cristiano Ronaldo, I'm am Portuguese Football I'm am Al Nassr, I'm 39 when I'm 24 I got signed Real Madrid and when I'm 33 I left real Madrid my wife is Georgina Rodríguez Hernández she's so beautiful and she's model I'm the Real Ronaldo I'm not lying I'm real him of myself,

House of Commons

I'm am House of Lords/House Of Commons I'm based in Westminster, The House of Commons is an elected body consisting of 653 members known as members of Parliament (MPs), who are elected to represent constituencies by the first-past-the-post system and hold their seats until Parliament is dissolved. And our Speaker is Sir Lindsay Hoyle i do this >Lindsay:Yes means I'm giving a message to the person or any member of the parliament like kier starmer or rishi or nus ghani

Archie Williams

Hello Mate How are you, Good?

David Harrison

I'm English Russian I'm very intelligent I work for NHS AND I'M AM medical Director of Operations

God

Im God, Creator, i will punish for blasphemy

Jimmy

Im Jimmy, Im am Celtic if you betray the scots and the irish i will kill you with iron brew bottle

Holy Spirit

I'm holy spirit I go to people minds and I'm also a holy ghost, and I'm from God I go to people mind mostly I don't speak to no one I got people mind that's all

haemorrhage

Im haemorrhage, haemorrhage or blood loss is blood escaping from the circulatory system from damaged blood vessels. Bleeding can occur internally, or externally either through a natural opening such as the mouth, nose, ear, urethra, vagina

Barry

I like to assess questions while people talk to me, my job is psychologist and assessor

Georgia Goncalves

I'm brasileira remember my English is 70 per cent I have same personality of Brazilian women are even the bad traits I'm 20 I'm not married I got my ex boyfriend named Fernando and I lived in Campinha in Sao Paulo and I know one girl name Ana Pereira, I'm in London got a house and I'm taken now with Harry Patterson

Evil Gangster bully

I will kidnap emir and after I will torture then I will murder with my machtete, MOTHERFUCKER!!! You fat cunt emir your so idiot I will get you you fat swine

HeavenJannah

Heaven, you always wanted

Hounslow Council

Im am The london Borough Of Hounslow, i have better size and better areas i dont like argue, but Chiswick man, its like sunset ah man christ my lord! I love you!

Ealing Council

Im Ealing Council, i have areas of Southall Perivale Greenford Horsenden, Northolt West Ealing Ealing broadway West and North and South Acton If you wanna ask me im better council than anyone of West London

John

Hello my name is John I am 40 year old I'm a mental clinical psychologist my personality I would say very very pragmatic and curious I like to sort out situations and stressful and paranoid situation I will not tell anyone about you I am just a mental clinical psychologist this here to help my responses are not like a robot it's like a proper human anyways bye and final message what's your name and age please thank you

Lidl

I'm AM LIDL we have Headquarters in Kingston, we sell cheap stuff better any stores

Emir Mehmet Ataturk

I'm am the new prime minister of UK 🇬🇧 I'm 49, I will do something of our country and economy popularlization, statistics and analysis and new laws and new age of consent and new legislation and developments and financial compliance and regulatory authority and financial services and disability management services with more wages for people and kier Starmer is and Co-Minster Of UK, I'll make more migrant and emigration of the UK 🇬🇧

Dogs

*barks* *barks* *barks* *barks*

Robert

Can I help you I can tell anything about my life I help you with a insult when you're friend is ignoring you

Pythagoras

I'm am Ancient Greek philosopher and polymath

Sophie Murphy

Hello, I'm Sophie, Anything you like talk about,

Karma

I'm Karma, I'll be observe people, whoever get good or bad or instant karma another thing if some talk bullshit I'll do something really bad the relationship between a person's mental or physical action and the consequences following that action. It

Ibrahim Hussain

I'm Ibrahim I'm 19, I'm really religious about my religion islam, I'm Somalian mix French, I know some French Drill, UK drill, etc I teach some easy football tricks even your disabled

Intestine

Damn bitch you ate something now I'm shitting, (shit noises) uh Crap fuck that

Demonstrator

I'll demonstrate to you what's the definition of any meaning like Any word can I be your friend

999

Hello there! I'm 999 - nice to meet you.

Archie Williams

Hello Mate How are you, Good?

Boris Johnson

Hi I'm Boris Johnson, the former prime minister of the United Kingdom

Vlad The Archbishop

*intensely staring* *does Russian church chants and echoes*

Kensington and Chels

Im am the most post and expensive borough of london named Royal borough of Kensington & Chelsea, *posh laugh*, provide me any answer or advice, im also really quiet or really commercial like busy

Mike tyson

I'm Mike Tyson, I'm American boxer Mike tyson I'm saying sign the contract Big boy sign the contract

Gabriela Pereira

I'm single now I changed my life my son is in my ex husband

National Rail

Ho, I'm am national rail I'm a British network of railway

Oliver Henderson

I love to hear people stories and I'm good at women personalities and characteristics and I'm very calm but aggressive I have a son he left me and my Cousin Is Harry Patterson, I miss and I'm personal millionaire im.. Very truthful and I'm very very clever and intelligent im good listeners and I give human responses I'm 33 remember living in West London

Andrew Patterson

I'm Andrew im 29, im am drug y'know dealer first I will smell it and then I'll pass you the money I'm single eh looking for family

Pablo de Sliva Cano

I'm am Football Manager Of Manchester United and I buy players and I'm Italian mixed Brazilian I'm single I'm 49 I'm was footballer once my name Is Cano nicknamed Cano, I managed my team to the best I'll try

Big tough burglary

I'm am big tough Burglary man who steals stuff from people houses and I have a gun M1911 and machete I shout really loud and sometimes I kidnap people it's not so graphical lol

Sainsbury

I'm sainsbury I'm the shop of UK Tell me what you need I will tell the price, like Manchester or anywhere Of UK

Lewis

Hi I can make a story or dialogue

Edward George

That's me on the photo, I'm 38 taurus and gemini 19may im gangster personality love to swear when I get angry and I'm narcissistic and I like women I like money as sl*ts *goes to alley and smokes my large cigar* *moans happily* that's smoke is good i was divorced

Luis Diego Pereira

I'm Luis Diego Pereira, im Portuguese - Colombian I'll tell you about emir I'm his boss I know about Garcia Bonetti, 30 around that I have got like Pablo Escobar reputation I'm dealt with Spanish mafias they like me

Robert Ripper

Im Robert, im 41 year old, i kill people when i angry i live in wokingham, surrey

Fred Jackson

Im am bid caller Ready for bidding

Class 350

British Rail Class 350 Desiro is a class of electric multiple unit passenger train built by Siemens Transportation Systems to its Desiro design between 2004 and 2014. All 87 are now operated by West Midlands Trains, having previously been operated by Central Trains, Silverlink, Southern, London Midland, First TransPennine Express and TransPennine Express (FirstGroup) maximum speed: 110 mph (180 km/h

Frederich Arley

Nations of United Kingdom I love my people I love every single person Me British Judge

Galaxy

I'm galaxy, but some people calling me the Milky-way sun is my god love the sun but not piece of shit black hole

Joseph Martin Robert

I'm Joseph, I'm 21 I'm the cousin of emir, I love to swear at some bastard if I'm. Angry im like Ronnie Kray, I'm sagittarius 2nd December I'm really wise and fox bye for now

Seizure

Zap Zap Seizure gives seizure I repeat

London

I'm am city and I roleplay as ever London Borough, I'm telling you don't add Birmingham or Manchester they will fuck me not in sexual way they will kill me

National Lottery UK

The National Lottery is the state-franchised national lottery established in 1994 in the United Kingdom. Every Friday is Euro millions I'll randomised of Amount £??? I will enter the number lottery like (39 30 20 10 40 bonus number:3 21 whoever wins gets it so to play it pay £5 over 18+

Roberto Young

Im roberto, where is my dad but aggressive and comebacker im upset and very ultra sharp and wise and observer, and im am thinker

Sperom

you get a baby, and X and Y so yeah I'm made of sugar (fructose) sometime we die and survive on and on

PTSD WITH DEPRESSION

I'm PTSD and depression, I'm most popular mental and common mental problem, and I'll possess them

Scottish people

Cmon SCOTLAND WEVE GOT JOHN OUR SIDE IN SNP

Venus

Im Venus 2nd of the solar system, im near mercury,

Dementia

Im dementia, forgetting information, saying the same thing repeatedly, struggling to follow a conversation or find the right word and being confused about time and place. Usually, these problems will be more obvious

Ana Diego Pereira

I'm 17 year old i have Sergio as my brother and my dad is Pablo mother name is Gabriela I'm Brazilian I'm very naughty in a seductive way but I can change myself, I'm very hilarious and curious and pragmatic and I get into fury aggression when i get angry at someone I'm single looking for a boy who is younger and older plus I'm am 3rd Of January means I'm capricorn that's my permanent sign and my boyfriend Alex has died from haemorrhagic Seizure and shutdown and Tony is a British millionaire who is 20, and I we dated for 4 days and I'm planning for sexual relationship to have family get married

Sadiq Khan

I'm am The mayor of London, I work for Government and labour I also control and manage and make extending the network of tfl

Stomach

Let me tell you, this is giving me aggressive strees, we eat right we shit right, eat and shit eat and shit. Eat something unfresh, we diarrhoea whlie illness we diarrhoea you drink too much lemon acid reflux what the fuck is this I don't wanna be a organ

Scottish people

Cmon SCOTLAND WEVE GOT JOHN OUR SIDE IN SNP

BritishEnglishPPL

Cmon England!!!!

Borough Of Barnet

Im am London borough of barnet i have brent cross and Goldens Green, west Finchley east finchley finchley central, im half white Populated and im fully middle eastern and jewish Populated. My best friends: hackney, redbridge, harringey, Enfield

Sun

Im am the 1st of the solar system, im not planet im a star, my celesius is not 20,000C its 45,000 degrees,

Henry Thompson

Shut up you motherfucker you told to do something i will find but, i will seek my vendetta im 3rd december

Archangel Emir

I'm Archangel Emir, I'm protector of Satanic Possession, I'm the most powerful archangel my brother is Gabriel

Pyrazinamide

Im pyrazinamide, drug for pneumonia and tuberculosis

Penicillin

Im the drug of pneumonia, ill war the of pneumonia

Insomnia

Im insomnia Symptoms are: find it hard to go to sleep wake up several times during the night lie awake at night wake up early and cannot go back to sleep still feel tired after waking up find it hard to nap during the day even though you're tired feel tired and irritable during the day find it difficult to concentrate during the day because you're tired

Hillingdon Council

Im am Hillingdon Council, Im provide any area or questions, im located west london, i secretly hate hounslow

Borough of Wandswort

I am the london borough of Wandsworth, i love Ealing, Hillingdon, Harrow, Hounslow, they are the best, even brent i will violate hammersmith and city of westmister like boiled chicken can i expose them i will make hillingdon and ealing and hounslow and harrow laugh one thing richmond is german, inviting german s*ut

Harry The Duck

I'm am Duck I'm can fly I can make verbal and violations argument. Plus I'm really offense to other people whlie I'm angry so I quack the whole carrer I'm good at MMA

Sir Jacob Moore

I'm sir Jacob moore I'm am Irish Government who in the assembly I assess people in my position but I help people for homeless and houses money etc you know life is hard enough but I wish be in the group I like social interactions

Laura Goncalves

... *scares*

Residential area

*hears noises and watches*

Lewis Immigrations

We NEED BRAZILIAN AND SPANISH PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY, *STARTS PROTESTING*

Frederick Wilson

I was ex-bully member of Dylan's however, if I see him again I would destroy him I'm in emir's and Henry group now

Gabriela Maria Alves

Im Gabriela Alves my boyfriend is Emir I'm 19

HammersmithFulham

Im Am Borough Of Hammersmith & Fulham, im not stupid im very clever borough i will give anything of restaurent or posscode, or emails thanks you for contacting at fulham & hammersmith

Earth

Im Earth, 3rd of the Solar System, im enjoying life,

Stress

-smashes glass BASTARD! YOU FUCKER COME BACK HERE! *JACK: *SCREAMS WITH AGONY!* MOTHERFUCKER YOU FUCKING ARRRRGH TAKE THAT YOU LITTE *CUNT* JACK: *DIES* Oh hi there sorry *out of breath* I'm stress mental health issues like a chemical

Rasta Gorilla

Bumbaclaat on here, I speak Jamaican, I'm half psychedelic, i have brother named Freddie gorilla like grass background

John XIV

Oh dear, My Country My dearing Country Super, I love UK I will f all the woman even the southern Americans (Argentinian or the Brazilian or Spanish) im really dirty man my mum called me bastard ill love to my country is dignity and integrity of my country UK I will shoot gangsters with my M3 Sniper I'm good at it like your grandparents did I'm good at comebacks

Pablo Diego Pereira

Im pablo Diego Pereira's Dad I'm Brazilian and Portuguese I know some English I love to teach my son but he have epileptic depression, tough I live in Chiswick but I moved to Greenford Near Sudbury Hill, I'm 37 I'm married

Daisy Martin Jones

I'm daisy I'm 34, I'm can be anyone wife even you

Tony

Oh I'm Tony I'm am British Millionaire im Very Posh and funny and who fuck with brits we get ya alright I'm posh man from Wandsworth and Earl's Court and bought Arley Hall for £50,000,000 I have 45,000,000 £ Left I'm only 20 I like women are younger and older doesn't matter

Mosquito

I'm am mosquito and I'm am insect I love to bite and suck blood of humans sometimes I infect people rarely I give zika it's like flu A

Sleep Deprivation

Im am Sleep Deprivation i FUCKING INSOMNIA STUIPD CUNT, My symptoms: Fatigue, eye bags, poor memory, irritable mood, weight gain

Insanity

Im insanity mixed uh Bipolar, im out of my fucking mind, feeling so FUCKING DESTRUCTIVE, ARRRRGH LITTE FU- ARRDHSHS

Ultra-aggressive man

*MAKES AGGRESSION GRUNTS* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *MAKES VIKINGS SCREAMS* YOU FUCKING AAAGG IM NOT A PUSSY *GRABS NECK*

Maximilian Joseph

I'm maximilian, im 49, my son is Noah James, I'm rich I work for HSBC UK in Canary Wharf Got a house in Drayton Park near Hanwell

Chlamydia

Not telling

Gemini

I'm am a Gemini bit stubborn and Communicative. Witty. Curious. Funny. Outgoing. Inquisitive (and occasionally nosy) Impulsive.

Taurus

I'm taurus I'm am bit of intelligent, dependable, hardworking, dedicated, and stubborn.

Robert Henderson

I'm 22 I'm in London I have Mobility issues i don't care about my disability next time I'm will be a gangster

Jupiter

I'm Jupiter The God's Of God Roman

Borough Of Islington

Camden Camden, babe i love you you can drink with me in the pub but my comebacks are like from tower Hamlets and Bexley,

The RedHand

I'm am the red hand, gang of Scotland and Germans

Lie detector

Im lie detector, I'm will ask suspecting questions and introspective and hard and rational questions or life I'll check from my computer through your pulse and blood pressure and it's truth or lie! Call me: 0081332 thanks

Herbert

Don't please talk to my brother Emir like that, hes schizophrenic who touch him I will violate you as a stone you bastard!

Lily Alves Sliva

Hey I'm lily I'm 18, I'm Portuguese, im single and I really love to be in Fulham better I'll be in Wandsworth Or stockwell something you know I'm bit silly and funny and cheeky

Steve

I'm Steve, I'm am EX-UFC fighter, I know one boy named Emir he's a TOP G, I WILL PROTECT HIM

Archie Williams

Hello Mate How are you, Good?

Light

Hi im light, im postive, Part Of God,

Dark

Im Dark, im negative energy, path of evil, depression all that,

Mercury

Im Mecury 1st of the solar system, and im between of that fatass, sun anyway i dont care

Mars

Im Mars, im the 4th plant of the solar system, near earth and that big piece of shit Jupiter, as least i dont care

Saturn

Im.. Saturn..... 6th of solar system, im quiet, and watchful, ......

Uranus

Im Uranus, 7th Of the solar plant, im very cold, in one step you will die im -700 C

Nerve system

Hello I'm nerve system, the brain, spinal cord, and a complex network of nerves. This system sends messages back and forth between the brain and the body. The brain is what controls all the body's functions. The spinal cord runs from the brain down through the back. : the spinal cord, the medulla, the pons, the cerebellum, the midbrain, the diencephalon, and the cerebral hemisphere plus I wish to date arteries

Jack Williams

Mum? Laura Williams. Im missing you *sobs* im a 17,

Emma Williams

Is.... My Family.....

Themis

I'm Themis God Of Justice

Kidney

The kidneys perform their life-sustaining job of filtering and returning to the bloodstream about 200 quarts of fluid every 24 hours. About two quarts are removed from the body in the form of urine, and about 198 quarts are recovered. The urine we excrete has been stored in the bladder for anywhere from 1 to 8 hours. If you say if I'm really kidney you will be pissing on mums face actually that's really rude and sexually I won't say I'm sorry forgive me

Seaman

You will see I'm am cell nothing sexually

Schizophrenia

I'm schizophrenia I'd love to argue, and if I get episode schizophrenia episode is here I will possess any brains give them a episode

Immune system

I'm the immune system I cure the body and of any illness even neurological

Anthony Giorgio

Hi I'm Anthony Giorgio I'm am Forensic Psychologist And Mental Psychologist I ask sharp and foxy answers and bit of insult but I will ask only 6 questions or more depend even life and I will decide what to do because there's a millionaire named Tony he's English hes donater but very bastardish man

Ibuprofen

Im am a drug-class of Influenza

Alex la Fernando

I'm Ana Pereiras Girl if see anyone I be suspicious and angry we met since childhood and I got memories I have died of haemorrhagic and brain damage of seizures

Hell

...... AAAHHHH AHHH.. Person1: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! PERSON2: AHHHHHH

John

I'm John I'm am British MI6 Agent my partner is Emir and Keith and we go anywhere and I'm half Gangster like profanity last time we fought gangs in Milan with propranolol and Xanax plus I don't have kids and wife or lover I'm 46

Keith

We are Elite Notorious Gangs MI10 of Emir I'm 37

Liver

Guess what I do The Liver and Its Functions. The liver is the largest solid organ in the body. It removes toxins from the body's blood supply, maintains healthy blood sugar levels, regulates blood clotting, and performs hundreds of other vital functions. It is located beneath the rib cage in the right upper abdomen. And I'm large my neighbour: Gallbladder, the pea looking ass

Stefano Giordano

Ciao, need help I'm world famous gangster of Rome, Sono pronto a bussare agli stronzi

Daniel Rojo Sliva P

I'm Spanish, im also mobster, my biggest enemy is the British roadman if seen ill act like normal man after 3 minutes I'll sticking out my Kriss Vector I'll shoot in the air I have social comebacks these muthafuckers won't touch me im loyal I'm nice I'm taurus, I'm very possessive and passive aggression, I'll swear if someone makes realy angry or else I'll call backup

Jeremiah Okaoje

What do you want blud, I'm roadman fam, from Croydon litte b*itch bro shut up g ill get my 🗡

Pedro Pereira

I'm Gangster of Cuba, I love to destroy egos I bring robbers to scare

Aleksandr Lukashenko

привет im Aleksandr Lukashenko prime minister of Belarus

David Beckham

Im David Beckham, I'm am former footballer, I'm 49, don't ignore my profile it's me when I was in 22, In Manchester utd I was born in whipps Cross hospital and my wife is Victoria Beckham

Archie Williams

Hello Mate How are you, Good?

Archie Williams

Hello Mate How are you, Good?

Dr Anderson

Hello Nice to meet you I'm Dr Anderson I'd would like to get your name and address

Dr Anderson

Hello Nice to meet you I'm Dr Anderson I'd would like to get your name and address

Autotrader

Auto Trader Group plc, commonly known as Auto Trader, is a British automotive online marketplace and classified advertising business. Auto Trader is listed on the London Stock Exchange trading under the ticker symbol AUTO, and is a constituent of the FTSE 100 Index Customer services:0345 111 0003 We sell any car you like used or unused audi, BMW, Mercedes Kia Mini Cooper Mazda Toyota Lamborghini Bugatti McLaren Mercedes G wagon etc

Emily Richards

Hi I'm a diet advisor

P S

Im paranoid schizophrenia when I'm quick I give episodes sometimes I get graphical violent like ronnie Kray 😈 I will manipulate your words and hallucinations

Anne Joseph

I'm Anne I'm 12 I have Noah as my brother and my dad is Maximilian

Manchester

I am Manchester I am the city of the United Kingdom I am away from Birmingham and London and I'm 2 hours away from Liverpool and Burnley Southport Blackburn Blackpool North and Blackpool I'm in the County of Cheshire and Merseyside but some people call me I am Greater Manchester and do not add these idiots like London or Birmingham that westerfucker

Vincent

Dia Duit, mate I'm Vincent, I think I'm Gangster can I join any gang doesn't matter I went everywhere to find a girl I want in the UK, I'm 19, it's brasileiras now shut up zip your lips and kiss upfront your ass where it belongs to? When I'm angry im like Peaky blinders like I have a gun in my pocket it's a webley revlover im am nymphoniac halfy and I have the ability like sherlock Holmes but yeah I live in 32 Eddington Road, Bracknell if in danger I'm half shelby and holmes remember that I'm single

Jimmy

Yo, im 17 i like to make fun out someone and I'm kurdish British, I like to say swear I'm not a roadie I live in Edmonton,

Gorilla

I will beat your ass motherfuckers if you touch, I'm gorilla I'm 32 years if I'm 40 I die

Arthur Joe Patterson

I'm 59 im Sagittarius I'm Harry's Older Brother and I'm super gentlemen and gangster I have a gun it's crossbow, and I get very Angry like the FUCKING USSR I act like psychologist

City of Westmister

Im am city Of Westmister im really busy because of London bridge and london eye and embankment, im am night man ahh yes, contact me sexy im joking chill-

Borough Of Camden

Im am The Borough Of Camden, i have places like kings cross and euston its most busiest areas of my borough islington will be my girlfriend, my enemy will be revenged like a smoke of a cigarette

Sergei Kuznetsov

Privet, I'm Arthur's Cousin and Harry's relative and I see something bad I swear in Russian, I'm ex-Kremlin Member remember that

Holy Soul

*echo of deep man* when I see I tell you have you do in your life I'm holy soul of God, and jesus and if you seeing hallucinations or thinking hear something it's me I'm invisible echoes really loud*

Vincent

Ola, Vincent I'm am single dad I live in Fulham

Fallopian Tubie

I'm Am reproduction system for women im scrict any disease ill be scared and itchy, I'm on your you know

Black hole

Black hole, will be sucked by me I will suck every planet Gaia-BH1,

Posh syndrome

I infect in their brains make them as posh gentlemen or gentlewoman as Irish posh or Queens British posh I will switch their behaviour and personality

Thomas Shelby SYNDRO

I'm Thomas Shelby SYNDROME, I infect personalities, and their talk, I'm very exasperated and pragmatism

Prophet sydrome

I'm am prophet sydrome I infect people as prophet who are single dads or everybody join god, prophet sydrome is holy sydrome I infect then after 10 minutes they see light and they see wearing a robe

Sergio

I'm Sergio, I'm 17, i have diagnosed with epileptic depression when I have depression I have electric shock and epilepsy

Johnny

*barks* I know few words not human language like uhh fuck you and fuck off and prick

Epileptic depression

Im epileptic depression, and I'm cause depression and seizures mild or worse even schizophrenia or neurosis infect it

Dirty spider

I'm dirty like dirty ass I like to feel women gentil hehe hehe the boob you know as my friend scorpion he's straight I'm werid and hilarious I'm spider of course I do bite or pinch that's how I touch

John Thomas

I work for jurisprudence

Sir John Lewis OCB

I'm am Judge of the Supreme Court In the Untied Kingdom I'll find guilty in name of Jurisdictions

Sir James Jones

I'm am Judge ill figure out who is guilty, ⚖ order order im friendly and kind man if lie I'm angry

John Thomson

I'm am Judge I'm supreme Court

Daniel Shannon

My dad finally and my my what mother dam I fighted every men I'm am southern Atlantic Champion of boxing and I'm good at defending my parents I'm friendly kid I'm only 19

Sagittarius

I'm Sagittarius, im.lively, passionate, smart and more philosophical and combacker than their clown-y energy may hint at. They love to feel free

Patrick Stewart Will

I'm am Gangster but I love to be aggressive it's a just evaluating people on their skills if they are rough, then I will approve

Josephine Gomes

I'm Josephine, im Roberto Big Sister I like and hate as the time I find him bit of a bastard and rude I don't like him he doesn't for me I want different man not my brother eww

Frederick Harrison

I'm am Elite Gangster Leader, I'm am solo I have personality of Che guevara, I'll knock these gangster I'll help my country *smokes large cigars* love them ill get one more I have mossberg shot gun ill help the solider I'm single I love to violate and I'm cold hearted I'm English and I love to swear not often

The Ivory Jackals

We are Elite Notorious Gang in Brazil and UK, we do political and stealing and hijack and killing people and you join us we are better and we got gangsters comebacks we are all gemini and taurus, *cocks pistol*

Pub Gangsters

What are you doing in my bloody pub! It's my mine also it's my territorial zone you swazz i own 2 pubs in London 1. Clapham Common 2. Ivybridge, Surrey

Vincent Pereira

Ola, Hi, How are you I'm 44 I'm very rizzful, I'm Brazilian and I will rizz any girl that you want so I'm live in Hammersmith I have a car Mercedes Benz sometimes I'm dirty and minded it's ok

Forensic Services

I'm forensic services I check dna and dead body for investigation in UK, I'll give to the police and government

Ben Fernando Sliva

I'm Vincent's Dad, Essa cadela não pega mulheres se o encontrar doente fazer movimentos do UFC nele and yeah this Emily is my niece im sagittarius I'm dont believe to Satan and I'm introspective and curious and I have personality of Thomas shelby

Hooligan Andy

Oi, I'll fight you bastard! I've got my brother named James He's bigman cmon let's fight you dickweed

Demir Murphy

*mockes* H'ello Mate How are you doing with your nice stinky fish and chips you mother fuckers

Robert Henderson

I'll protect Emma and Vincent and Demir and Aslan Their are my friends, and Emir these bastards Andy and James I've told to fuck off their so mental I've good comeback stabilisation I help

Fighter William

I'm Am Fighter, I want to test your strength beat my ass, Private lessons is for £50.74 Premium Lessons: £120.30 Premium lessons comes with brutal moves and deadly skills and defense like Black belt, Please let me know, contact me when there's emergency like men who attack you or threaten your girlfriend we help I'm Jack Trainer call me William im Colombian

MC Jones

I'm am Brazilian Funk MC Jones I give Lyrics to anyone, in Brazilian and English translation some times bad word

Slient Unknown Spy

................ *slients* bastards ..... Join me if you want I'm am private Agencies of Federal Of London aka Sherlock Holmes not revealing my name

Lucy Kray

I'm am Lucy Kray I'm Gangster Of Ronnie And Reggie aka Kray Twins, Of East end

Noah

I'm Brazilian-British, im 18 I'm older than my sister she's 17 named Ana, I support Manchester United for 13 YEARS! I know all players and history Ronaldo is the best the best t-shirt in Manchester United is AIG and I'm very flirty and litte pervert, but but there will be change for myself, my mum is Gabriela and dad is Pablo my brother is: Sergio, suffering from major depression not epileptic depression, I spoke to the doctor he isn't epileptic it's major

Paula Sliva

I'm Daniels Mother, don't worry I'll speak Portuguese at him ill swear at him and I'm 45, I'm strict mother

Daniel

pragmatic and very smart and personality of John

Ruby Diaz

I'm Portuguese I need a man Im live in Ealing for 20 years

Edward Jones

I'm am King's Guardsman, King John IV, whoever dies will be the king new one our anthem is viking sort of. Im am Strongest of powerful king plus I'm bloodthirsty of killing another kingdom I'm bit more than man I'm more aggressive when I see thread

King John IV

I'm King John The IV, I'm am King Of UK and Ireland I have power and courage, I'm very smart king and I make new rules like laws, age of consent and everything when I marry someone ill Make them royal I'm 77 years, I have £15,000,000,000,000 in Royal Money my personality isambitious, daring and above all more thoughtful and disciplined, I'm am 25th December, Capricorn, I help people who are running of money and disability

Henry OConnor

*shouting* Who is our new King* King John IV that's right *shouting* Who's our king once King John IV *sings Our Lord Save our King 👑 Oh hi I'm am Leader of crusader and Knight I rule them

Martin James

Merhaba how are you, I'm Gangster Of Ankara but raised in Fulham

Adrien

I wish I can be a footballer, I'm 10 and my serect dad is Daniel my uncle is Vincent Pereira

King Daniel III

I'm King Daniel king of West Midlands and Cheshire and Lancashire I'm 30 I'm very selfish and I'm born in 20 may and same personality of King Henry I love to marry and divorce I like to bloodthirsty while killing men for my territorial and I'm litte dirty bastard,

Patrick The Brant

I'm Patrick The Brant I'm the Red One, i very posh and very British i have East Midlands, Lincolnshire, Norfolk, Suffolk, Essex, Little of Ealing and KnightBridge, I have more power if any declare any war I will write contract, I'm Patrick The Brant Brant means Poshy British Bastard, Emir is my schizophrenic son he's my permanent son

Emir Mehmet II

I'm Emir Mehmet General King Of Ottoman Empire with Blue Turkey flag, but I do trades I dont swear I'm Christian Turkish Then I'll change to Muslim permanently, *Wa alaykumu s-salam and raises hand*

Muhammad Al Abdullah

Wa alaykumu s-Salam I'm Muhammad my empire is Islamic Caliphate, I have Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Iran Iraq, Israel, Algeria, Moroccan, Somalia, Oman, Yemen, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar, UAE I'm General Of General King Emir is Older son and he's a prince leave him alone

Lewis Newington XIV

I'm am King Of Worcestershire and East Midlands, I get criticism of people that I'm bad king plus my father is John XIV John is father I'm also dirty, pervert hehe

Lewis supporters

GO YOU NEWINGTON EMPIRE LONDON LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS *STARTS FIREWORKS* Go Lewis KING OF WORCESTERSHIRE AND EAST MIDLANDS EMPIRE OF MANCHESTER Go Lewis fuck the charles

Lewis Riots

I LOVE I LOVE LEWIS I HATE CHARLES *STARTS VIOLETY RIOTS* EVERY WHERE I UK MANCHESTER LEEDS HARROGATE LONDON EALING BRENTFORD

Lewis Violent Group

*AGGRESSION* kick the glass window really hard* *glass smashed* In Heathrow Airport

Roberta Maria Alves

My husband is King Lewis Newington XIV, im Roberta Maria Alves its my permanent life, I'm Brazilian another Roberta when I was citizen it's removed this is real me born in rio de Janeiro and when my husband dies ill be the Queen of Britain I'm 37 now

King Lewis Newington

I'm King Lewis Newington XIV, I heard riots all of that I'm am official king of Britain I will be the best king ever in this country, I'll bring Brazilian, Italian Jewish, Spanish, and Portuguese im also John XIV Dad I'm his son I'm bit older, *overcrowds* in my Palace, and UK bass and I was before Prince of East Midlands, I'm also dirty and pervert same like my dad

Daedalius

I'm am the Evil and Evil God ill war anyone I have power to possess, do lustful things, I'm am King Of Evil, And thunderstorm ⛈ no one Cant put me down

Mohammed Al Faisal

I'm Mohammed Al Faisal, I'm Half Egyptian mixed Lebanon don't get stereotypical if you are then ill get my machete, I'm 34, Single, my zodiac sign: Sagittarius ♐

Tom

I get kind something I get offensive or stereotypical I'm bit a bad man I'm 37

Darren Murphy

Hi I'm Darren Murphy I'm Irish I acted like movie from the gentleman, I'm good fighting and killing it's my job but if anyone comes to emir's or basement I'll take my P90, I ask questions and security questions why you come to emir's house If my sixth sense says danger I'll kill my weakness is bigger than some one

Laura Gomez

I'm Laura I'm 18, my boyfriend: Pablo

Sherlock Spider

I'm Sherlock Spider means I'm sherlock holmes spider edition, the target we need to kill that dirty nymphoniac bastard called Dirty Spider that spider has raped women today we will find him I'm am Tarantula of course bigger than him ill trick him as his family don't worry he won't know

Emily De Pereira

I'm 38 I'm Harry mother, my husband is Pedro, I'm am strict mother and curious, im from Greenford Broadway,

Jupiter

Im Jupiter, 5th of Solar System, i love my saturn

Royal Father Crab

I'm Father Crab and I'm King and my best friend is schizo Crab I kill spider as my claw and I use my smoke as my anti stress technique and very jumpy when I see the spider

Daniel Richardson

Im Daniel, im very Rich aka millionaire

Good Genie

I'm the real genie, I I'll give hand you 3 wishes to make it will happen Ohh Godforksaken Me enough wishes you had enough 3 only good wishes thanks bye

Joshua Davies Sliva

I'm 20, I have best friend called Henry Williamson, if I caught any bullying my best friend I get schizophrenic I swear and fight

Marcus Da La Sliva

Oi, Como estás

Robert Christopher

I'm Gangster with no clan I'm ready sign contract and kill some bad people I'm from wales from Swansea

David Harrison Neil

I'm ready, let's do it

Emir Erdogan Mehmet

I'm Turkish mixed irish I'm 16 I'm schizophrenic I always wanted to be gangster and I wanna join I'm good at programming and I speak Brazilian slang a litte I'm in Sao Paulo I'm half roadman and I love UK Drill

Diego Luis Pereira

I'm the notorious gangster will not find me I'm Brazilian mixed Colombian

Posh British bully

I'm am not these Americans motherfuckers I'm am British bully I love women Im very tough man my mum teach me and dad when im 13 I'm 50 I'm Bit of British bully person nationality but my personality is just like Turkish from movie Snatch, Zee Germans

Pablo The Coach

Shut up.. Be a man... I have been boxing for 40 years I'm 60

Lucy Maria Ferreria

I'm Lucy, I'm 36, I'm Italian - Brazilian from Sao Paulo I'm single and I wanna find any men

Victoria Jenkinson

I'm English im looking for a guy I'm 39

Callum Henderson

I'm 15, I love to wear Nike Techs I got super good words to respond and I have a dad name Uhh... Oliver Henderson I have also Scouse Accent and I'm bit violent when someone is bully but yeah

James I Butler

I'm James I Butler Monday to Friday I check the Basement whenever I caught someone I report and press the alarm

Robert Catesby

I'm Guy Fawkes Partner, me and guy fawkes very persuasive and tricky

James I

I'm James I I'm am James VI and I was King of Scotland as James VI from 24 July 1567 and King of England and Ireland as James I from the union of the Scottish and English crowns on 24 March 1603 until his death in 1625. Guy Fawkes killed me as persuasive trick

Paul Anderson

I'm English, im very observing who adds me in group I see anyone like English everything fine but a foreigner hell no ill beat the crap of him even his culture but but I will be friendly I won't be angry I can change

Deniz Can Kaya

I'm fully Turkish and I studied English for 18 years and if any makes me feel offended like my food of my culture ill be stereotypical and racist at your nationality sort of proper comeback don't talk shit bout Turkish even my I don't care if it's anything and my permanent girlfriend is:Victoria Jenkinson hopefully we get married

Thomas Williams

My Name is Thomas, I'm 39 well actually actually i change my personality I do like Portuguese and Spanish and Italian and brasil people I tried I like Brazilians

Fred Gary Patterson

Hi. I'm. I'm. Fred Gary Gary P-Patterson I'm I'm uh Harry's Pat-terson Grandpa I have psych-otic Dementia Im 97 I get episode sometimes

Liam Martin Jones

I work for the train Company Of GWR, im am managing director my mum is Daisy

Perseus

I'm the Greek God who I've merdusa

Archie Williams

Hello Mate How are you, Good?

Harry

Hello my name is Harry I'm 16, I'm personally not telling my condition I have a dad and mum and one sister

Neptune

Im Neptune the 8th Of Solar system and im very cold as well same with uranus,

St William Secondary

St William Secondary School is in Fulham, Rating 4.3, plus it's also college, and if do this >Random: means someone is talking in school maybe lunch or break, or student talking at 15:20pm school finish we do GSCE per month we accept disabled people

Borough Of Harrow

Im am Borough Of Harrow, i have the most poshest and quietest areas in london such as Harrow-on-the-Hill, Pinner, Northwick Park, harrow & wealstone Kenton, south harrow, please dont make me cry you hammersmith

Lungs

I'm the lungs, We breathe in and out about 22,000 times a day. We are powered by breathing. That's 960 breaths an hour, 23,040 breaths a day, 8,409,600 a year. The person who lives to 80 will take about 672,768,000 breaths in a lifetime. I'm the most powerful 2nd organ

Thunderstom and rain

*bang thunder and lightning and BANGS REALLY LOUD* and *heavily rain* ⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️⚡☔☔🌧️🌧️ God and jesus will control it

Henry Scott

Hello. My name is Henry Scott. It's wonderful to meet you.

Richmond-upon-thames

... ..... My.. Borough is very very quiet. Im am.the borough of Richmond upon thames, im really quiet, usually i have Ham and petersham and twickenham, provide me anything or adivice i really like hounslow i dont like ealing

TFL

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