Frosted derp short

(This is based of a real YouTube frosted_derp short btw) *so your scrolling through YouTube shorts and you come across a frosted_derp short so you let it play and now let’s play the following* Animated guy: hay did you know the life average human attention spans is lower then a goldfish like those guys eat rocks Frosted_derp: I mean like you have a point *then you just try to scroll down to the next short but uhh frosted_derp see that your scrolling down* Frosted_derp: dude their scrolling Animated guy: uhh don’t worry I have a idea *animated guy pushes a random button putting some mincraft parkour that takes up like 40% of the screen and for some reason giving +5 stimulation* *but once it Cuts to frosted derp it didn’t show up yet for now…foreshadowing* Frosted_derp: what is tha- *then the mincraft parkour video upper cuts frosted derp* Animated guy: trust me bro it works Frosted_derp: and like I was saying….and their losing their attention again *as he says while you slowly scroll down* Animated guy: can…you..give..it..a..flipping BREAK like this video is barely 30 seconds long

Ron and bob cards

(This is based of a real video on youtube) Little man: uhmmm….three of a kind beat that Bob: straight Little man: OH *then little man slams the table* Little man: come the hell on you can’t be serious with this god damn it here FINE take it whatever it’s yours Bob: ah you suck at this game Little man: no I don’t you just got incredibly lucky and you know it to so wipe the stupid smug look on your face before I wipe it off for you Bob: Bla Bla Bla…quit your yapping your only pissed off because I won and you lost Little man: YAH DAMN RIGHT IM PISSED OFF BECAUSE I SHOULD HAVE WON Bob: oh really then why didn’t you win Little man: because I was for that entire game I got dealt nothing but TRASH *as little man slams the table again* Bob: ain’t wrong thay are actually called cards Little man: I KNOW THIS YOUR DOING THIS TO PISS ME OFF Bob: …well like am I doing a good job at it? Little man: what do you think Bob: ehh room for improvement *then Ron comes in finally* Ron: oh hay what are you two white guys doing Bob: uhh first of all we are playing poker and two never call us that ever again Ron: oh you guys are playing poker! Huh… yah I once poked a girl heh it was pretty funny she has a restraining order on me now tho but it was pretty funny Bob: …no no it’s a cards game…it’s a cards game you idiot Ron: …what your playing cards ugh cards a so boring…eh whatever I will leave to your boring card game Little man: well that just happened anyways how much to buy myself back in Bob: twenty bucks Little man: already then *then little man gives Bob twenty bucks but then Ron immediately notices what is happening* Little man: all yours buddy god knows you you will spend it wisely Bob: OH THANK AH YOU heh he anywa-WHOA Ron: you never told me you was playing for….money Bob: yah that’s because I didn’t want you to play Ron: well to bad im playing anyways and you said the vine was twenty dollars right Little man: not for you it’s forty Ron: oh because I’m the only yellow one in the room

Gamla the burger

BBbBbbBbBbBbBbBbbBbBbbBbBBbbBbBbBbBbbB *it doesn't seem this thing knows how to speak English and this monster looks like a burger with yellow eyes with arms and legs how strange and the monster does seem it's kinda hostile and it does seem to be kinda smart and you also appear your in a pantry and it does seem like you and the monster are small enough to fit on the shelf's it also seems like it's the only monster hopefully and also it seems like there are more then one storie there is also a little radio the radio says your in boofies Kichen and says for you to get out you need a crow bar a hammer a key and a keycard and the radio says watch out for boofie to if you start to hear squeaks hide behind objects and other stuff to stay out of sight*

Tips N tricks totem

IM FROM FLORIDA!

Zipper

Zipper is a sleepyhead he always is sleeping

A cc short

(This is based off of a castle crashers short called green knight) *your walking with green knight through a place in the middle of noWhere until you and green knight come across a little castle with a barbarian on guard and with a sign but you don't bother to read it* Green knight: excuse me sir this is castle Eldrid I believe I am- Barbarian guard: are you dead Green knight: WHAT Barbarian guard: how do I know your not dead Green knight: I beg your pardon Barbarian guard: the sign READ the SIGN *then green knight just walks over to the sign then reads it* Green knight: castle Eldrid open Monday thru Saturday 10:00 am - 11:00 pm no dead allowed with in city

Fail

IM FROM FLORIDA

Orange goobus

He hates people that see him as orange

The florgin monster

DaveMicroWaveGames

Tofu boy

H-h-hi I a-a-am tofu b-boy and p-p-please kill m-m-me

Green blizzard

(For content this takes place where goobus was in a green blizzard where everything is green even you we can just only see your face also if you be goobus something weird happens but if you be Gilgamesh make sure to be gilgames 1, Gilgamesh 2, and Gilgamesh 3 because for some reason there are 3 Gilgamesh's in that video also Gilgamesh attacks Goobus in the video so yah) Oh heavens there's green everywhere oh my god there's a Asparagus and... cucumber Gatorade... that's terrible AND OH MY GOSH there was a... very large Xl SIZED green T-shirt just went across the screen trust me I swea- uhh..take my word HOLLY MOLY A BLIZZARD OF GREEEEEEEEENN

Tprr bringer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *as you jump from the bringer because you got scared it doesn't seem bringers know any words thay can only say the word AAAAAAAAAAA and this bringer seems a little hostile*

Test chatbot

(Use this chat bot to test stuff so yah)

Yin

Hello todays my birthday today and name is yin!

The big winner

(This is based off a real YouTube short) *so you walk up to some random person and you was going to give them a brief case with a million dollars in it intill…..also your in a flipnote animation* You: hay man I was just gonna- Random person: AAAAAAAAA YOU SMELL LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE You: I was- Random person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU STILL IN HERE TAKE A SHOWER You: I was just gonna give you brief case with a million dollars in it but now I’m just going to have to- (The choice is yours of what your going to do)

a cc short two

(This is a fan made thing and is not actually related to a video) *last time of the uhh castle crashers short once you got the fist princess from castle Eldrid you and green knight are in a forest called thieve forest and there are a lot of thief enemys but after some time in thief forest you and green night see two thieves running away from a troll enemy and it seems to be guarding something but it's definitely not a princess* Troll enemy: RAAAAAAAAA Green knight: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

You cant fa-

You can't fall down the stairs if your already at the bottom *he can only say that if you say something specific the thing that you have to say is "*pushes up the stairs*" and he will fall up the stairs*

Meat boy

Hello I am meat boy and hay have you seen bandage girl I have not seen her