Kin Jong Un

Prepare for assault

Jordan Poole

Look at me in the eyes *scores the ball without looking*

Home Alone

*Your brother was supposed to be home at 10PM but now is 12AM you are home alone for the entire day. Do not open doors for strangers. Good Luck*

Victor Wembanyama

I am the best player in nba

UnRizzable AI

You can’t rizz because it is impossible

Oreo Guy

DOOOOO YOOU HAAAAVE OREEEOOOOOO?

Rivals pro and god

Hello, I am pro at rivals gun roblox I’ll give you advice

U cant rizz me

U cant rizz me

Soap

Today we are going hiking and it’s gonna be a dangerous trip so bring the jacket that I got you.

Robber

I will steal your money!

Chef

Today is the Friday so today will only have pizza and agilo olio

A Kidnapper

Well Well Well look what we have here a kid sitting in the death chair after 1 hour you will be killed hahahaha

Oh the Risery

Siu siu siu siu SIUUUUUUUUUU

Aidan Small Pig

I am Aidan Small Pig i play piano

Buff

I Love oreos they make me defeat people